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    13 reasons to smile

    Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

    Marriage changes passion.
    Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

    I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
    So I said "Implants?" She hit me

    How come we choose from just two people to run for
    president and 50 for Miss America?

    A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"

    I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

    When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

    Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able
    to tell the difference.

    Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

    Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

    Wouldn't you know it...
    Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever

    Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?

    Bumper sticker of the year:
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher-and, since it's in English, thank a soldier !!"

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    Default Re:13 reasons to smile

    hahahaha....chunky dunk......tooooo funny!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bambiblue link=board=1;threadid=12679;start=msg163991#msg163 991 date=1093490906
    hahahaha....chunky dunk......tooooo funny!!!!


    I'm laughing at the same thing!!!! Chunky dunk!!!

    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.



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    Where do you guys come up with these?They are f*cking hilarious!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    I dunno about everyone else...but I pull mine out of my arse.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=1;threadid=12679;start=msg164766#msg164 766 date=1093575782
    I dunno about everyone else...but I pull mine out of my arse.
    LMAO!!!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    I think now that Henny Youngman's dead we should make verfolgung the new king of one liners!
    Last Edit: September 28, 1996, 12:58:29 PM by Element Edited 156 times

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    Thank you for the smile .

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