If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?
If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Can mute people burp?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
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