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    plus you can keep on a smiley face like Carmen Luvana then I'll have to concede that a stripper's job isn't easy and they do earn every penny they get.



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    Default Re:If your customers look and act like this ...

    here, I'll just paste it here....



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    Default Re:If your customers look and act like this ...

    that's NASSSTTTYYY!!! I would not be smiling if that were me. Even if the guy gave me $1,000.00



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    Default Re:If your customers look and act like this ...

    *jessica Simpson moment* *Oh my Gah!* : that guy looks so incredibly gross! I can't get over it!

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    Default Re:If your customers look and act like this ...

    at least she's hot...

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    What a perfect example of why I prefered to stay an airdancer

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    Hey, that's a picture of me.

    Why do strippers have to be so mean and superficial? :'(

    JK


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    Default Re:If your customers look and act like this ...

    is not! And if it is, what did you really think people were gonna say? ???


    When he's trying to do what that guy's doing, I don't care if you're Johnny Depp. I'd slap you and call you a loser!

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    Default Re:If your customers look and act like this ...

    Quote Originally Posted by playboycntrfold link=board=27;threadid=12750;start=msg164695#msg16 4695 date=1093567756
    is not! And if it is, what did you really think people were gonna say? ???


    When he's trying to do what that guy's doing, I don't care if you're Johnny Depp. I'd slap you and call you a loser!
    Ok, you caught me that guy isn't me. If the JK (just kidding) at the bottom of the post wasn't clue enough.

    Anyways I only wish I could be as handsome and charming as he is.


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    The girl kind of looks like the chick from that show Dead Like Me but bleached out.

    It's not that guy is so awful, he's overweight but looks like an average joe otherwise. It's just that having someone I'm not in love with or hot for touch me feels wrong.

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    Default Re:If your customers look and act like this ...

    I know what JK stands for but I'd put that too, even if it wasn't me.


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    'kay, gotta go to work now. See you all later!


    Edit: okay, b4 I go, I just want to clarify something.

    That guy only looks gross mainly because of what he's doing. Other than that; yes, he does look like a regular everyday guy though. Like, if I saw him on the street I wouldn't go up to him and say:"excuse me sir, you're really disgusting, would you mind losing wieght, growing some hair, fixing your teeth, and getting contacts?"

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    Default Re:If your customers look and act like this ...

    haha, playboy you are too funny....LOL.

    Poor girl, OMG....he's gross.

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    Default Re:If your customers look and act like this ...

    Quote Originally Posted by asian_slacker link=board=27;threadid=12750;start=msg164748#msg16 4748 date=1093572965
    Quote Originally Posted by playboycntrfold link=board=27;threadid=12750;start=msg164709#msg16 4709 date=1093568478

    That guy only looks gross mainly because of what he's doing. Other than that; yes, he does look like a regular everyday guy though. Like, if I saw him on the street I wouldn't go up to him and say:"excuse me sir, you're really disgusting, would you mind losing wieght, growing some hair, fixing your teeth, and getting contacts?"
    That is your version of a "regular everyday guy" ?

    Damn girl you've been brainwashed.

    Or are you just trying to be PC?


    Well I can see why she said hes a regular everyday guy......what, you expect the regular everyday guy to look like Paul Walker?
    He hits the low single, over extends, recovers and picks up the leg, switches to a double and he has it and DUMPS his opponent!

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    Default Re:If your customers look and act like this ...

    He is straight up nasty!



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    What did i do wrong in life. money or no money he gets to play with her and lately i get to play with myself LOL

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    Well Pazzo just go to Luvana's signings and get a picture with her and you'll be able to do the same thing.

    I may have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.

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    Default Re:If your customers look and act like this ...

    yeah but if i touched her she might fall in love LOL

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    Default Re:If your customers look and act like this ...

    who are the guys in the pics,and why do both girls have their hands on their crotches?

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    OMG,this is hilarious!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Default Re:If your customers look and act like this ...

    Quote Originally Posted by StevieSparkZ link=board=27;threadid=12750;start=msg164925#msg16 4925 date=1093606227
    Quote Originally Posted by asian_slacker link=board=27;threadid=12750;start=msg164748#msg16 4748 date=1093572965
    Quote Originally Posted by playboycntrfold link=board=27;threadid=12750;start=msg164709#msg16 4709 date=1093568478

    That guy only looks gross mainly because of what he's doing. Other than that; yes, he does look like a regular everyday guy though. Like, if I saw him on the street I wouldn't go up to him and say:"excuse me sir, you're really disgusting, would you mind losing wieght, growing some hair, fixing your teeth, and getting contacts?"
    That is your version of a "regular everyday guy" ?

    Damn girl you've been brainwashed.

    Or are you just trying to be PC?


    Well I can see why she said hes a regular everyday guy......what, you expect the regular everyday guy to look like Paul Walker?




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    Default Re:If your customers look and act like this ...

    What do you guys mean? That guy comes into my club all the time.....lol. That is pretty gross...why do guys think it's cool to lick us? yuck!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest link=board=27;threadid=12750;start=msg165198#msg16 5198 date=1093634876
    OMG,this is hilarious!!!
    How is this funny otb?
    He hits the low single, over extends, recovers and picks up the leg, switches to a double and he has it and DUMPS his opponent!

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