Hey! I don't understand the whole cumming in the pants thing.Don't you feel like you pissed yourselves?Well...then there are the dribblers,obviously that's not a big deal.
Hey! I don't understand the whole cumming in the pants thing.Don't you feel like you pissed yourselves?Well...then there are the dribblers,obviously that's not a big deal.





LMAO!!!
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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I don't really understand it either. If all it takes is a LD to get a guy off, how lucky their SO's must be... :oOriginally Posted by Mare link=board=8;threadid=12758;start=msg164874#msg164 874 date=1093594312
Hope that whole 2 seconds is worth it for her...




it's even grosser with the no underwear and some windbreaker pants guys.
I may have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
Some guys want their moneys worth I guess, or they're dysfunctional, or inexperienced...or all of these. My friend told me when I asked her that guys blow their load sometimes twice or three times during her shift. I guess if you can't actually have sex maybe some guys feel that this is the next best thing. Plus we know how much it turns a girl on to have a guy get off in three minutes. Good argument for wearing depends to a club I guess.
What is your reaction when this happens? Do you all of sudden notice...his lap being warm and wet? Or does a guy kind of grab you or push you away? Just curious.
Never done this. Never even close. I wouldn't begin to know what to attribute this to.
I usually know it's time to leave if I've either spent all my money alloted for the evening or I get blue balls.
Last time I had blue balls in a club was at OG; I blame it on this Czech girl who thought the goal of the exercise was the be so rough during a dance that I developed a priapism. Not a fun time. But then I saw this former Rockette (who was also in Playboy earlier in the year) and everything was just fine after that. If I was ever going to dirty my shorts, she would have been the one to do it. Remember it like it was yesterday...
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
I only had one guy that was decent enough to tell me he was about to let it go and to move.I have felt the war and wet thing and I get skeeved.REALLY grossed out.I won't even do a front straddle if I think a guy is going to do that.YUk. What makes a guy think I want any contact with his bodily fluids?The fct that most of them get off in 3 min is sad,but they know it will cost them and may just be trying to be cost effective.That doesn't really bother me and of course I always fuck up their timing to try to get more dances.But the bodily fluid thing grosses me out.
I can hear the foreplay banter now..."Oh, baby...I wanna...ahhhhhhhh". ??? Yeah, must be a real catch. LOL
ew
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"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
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"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
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I think i'll vomit right in his drink, hahahaha.
Gross
Hmmm... That hasn't happened to me yet, but I must say that I'm rather looking forward to it. The way I see it, is I'm doing such a fabulous job that he can't help it. A little ego boost!




Originally Posted by WickedNYGirl link=board=8;threadid=12758;start=msg166598#msg166 598 date=1093835699
I must admit that I've cum twice from LDs. Once it was after like 7 dances in a row. My 2 favs tell me that it happens like 2-3 times a shift usually. I didn't realize how much it bothered the dancers until this thread. I've always heard it was more of an ego boost for the dancers like Wicked mentioned.
Now I always tell the dancer that I don't want to have an accident and she'll go easy, take a quick or stop completely. I still pay for the entire dance though.
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I don't think most guys plan in advance on doing this unless they're going to an LD factory where it's standard practice, and yes there are many such places. But sometimes even elsewhere you run into a girl who obviously has this as her goal, in which case it's fairly easy to say what the heck, especially after a few drinks. And there are more such girls out there dancing than this thread would suggest. I've even had girls tell me in advance they were going to make me do it.
Friends Of Naked Dancing Ladies (FONDL)





Damn Sarge!
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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Two of my friends (they are brothers) do it everytime they get a lap dance...it never takes more than 2 songs...and they're "done"....
Doesnt work for me...i cant do it and i wouldnt want to anyway





I can kinda understand if this is a woman you find extremely hot and would love to pound the f*ck out of,but I don't understand if that's not the case.
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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I can control my mind to not have a hard or come. Will really take a Goddess to make me ejaculate there in the middle of the SC. Still have not met a really good stripper that will make me hard........
It's TOO BAD SHE'LL won't LAST, BUT then again WHO DOES!?
There's a line I wish I never read. I'll be the guy standing at the tip rail from now on.Originally Posted by goldclubbing link=board=8;threadid=12758;start=msg165191#msg165 191 date=1093634305
I just don't understand. I spring wood only for really hot dancers during LDs and never get remotely near a gusher.


damn these guys must be truely horny, i never came close to reaching that point and I have had atleast 50 dances in my lifeOriginally Posted by Mare link=board=8;threadid=12758;start=msg164874#msg164 874 date=1093594312
cosis 50 dances is a nice warm up
I hear what youre saying. I always thought the expression "creaming your jeans" was just that...an expression.
FBR
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.




Hahaha !! Its pretty disgusting ! LOL !!!!!!!!!!![]()
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Let's think about the fantasy aspect here - which is what the ladies are selling. If the club is contact oriented, and there is a grind, let me tell you that most of the ladies grinding on your lap are fulfilling a nasty fantasy for the man. Allow me to illustrate:
Guy's mind:"damn, she is hot and young and shapely"
Guy's mind:"look at her grinding on me; look at her hips and the shape of her body"
Guy's mind:"she is behaving so sensuously towards me; what a vixen"
Guy's mind:"listen to her, she likes this, aww man this chick is gettin' off on me"
Guy's mind:"I wish I was really doing it with her, look how she is grinding on my erection"
you get the point...
If the fantasy is strong, the result has a good chance of being a climax right there. Think about how many men masturbate: they formulate a fantasy in their minds and their stimulation rides to the rhythm of that fantasy. Now take that concept into the SC, where the guy is paying a woman that he finds attractive to come into close contact with his body for 3-4 minutes. If that man begins to build a fantasy, he will likely strive to achieve ejaculation much as he does when masturbating.
Now for the machismo of "damn, these losers pop so quick, I pity their partners" crap. Let us turn to the Kinsey Report for a little truth in the matter:
"Average Time to Orgasm (male)
Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration, and felt that it was normal, though he does note that it 'may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response.' "
So, I come (no pun) full circle and question why a stripper, who prances and grinds on a man's groin is somehow surprised when they ejaculate. Think about it: dark club, stimulation of the senses (liquor, music, the sight, touch and smell of a relatively young, sexy and healthy woman) and the fantasy collude to cause the climax.
So long as the frottage of the lap dance continues, and I do like it myself, men will cream their jeans. Ladies, perhaps an air dancing club would be best for you if this thought appalls you
That last response reminded me of the old time peep show booths where guys feed the quarters and the window slides open to a room full of naked girls dancing around...you would only get like a minute for a qaurter but these were deffinitely timed masturbation rooms. I guess if you go get a lapdance with the same mentality as visiting these places then two minutes of actual contact with a dancer rubbing all over you...it must be heaven in comparison..but for $20.00 your going to make it count.
I guess what it gets down to is guys want to get off! Just like you girls see your job for what it is so to do many guys...you are a means to an end.
And thank god for all of you sharing your soft sweet selves with us horny men!
Take your happy ass to the bathroom!![]()
I guess though I can see how dancers would be irritated by the one or two song load blowers...once he's done, he's done. Thanks for playing here's your tip.
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