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    Default If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    what would be in it?

    My SO and I were in a tiny-ass bar in a tiny-ass town (pop. 180) in Alaska, and they had the Bartender's Bible behind the bar. They had drinks with all kinds of weird names I hadn't heard of, but there was no drink called a stripper!

    So if there was a drink called that, what would you put in it?

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    Default Re:If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    Damn.. That's a tough one, Nina.. LOL..

    I think it would be kind of like a Long Island Iced Tea, with TONS of alcohol, and a mini-splash of soda. Hahaha.

    I had a drink once that was called "Tie me to the bedpost, baby!". It was so good, I don't remember what was in it.

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    Default Re:If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    hmmm.... thats a neat one...... it would have to be mostly alcohol.... perhaps tequila..... maybe a straw down the middel.... I am kinda thinking no ice, because no one wants a cold stripper, but then again how would you keep the straw in place, and besides, they always turn up the air too high anyway...... OH, and a little tiny plastic stilleto, with the heal like a toothpick...... or maybe something creamy?..... it shouldnt be too big though, you know, something that you can finish in 3 or 4 minutes.... maybe some cherry juice...?...... oooo, or champaine....... yes, champaine, with cherry juice (but no cherries), and a stilletto...... hmmmmm.......... expensive, sweet, associated with but not actually sex, can make anyone take off thier clothes, and has nice ... um... shoes.......

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    Default Re:If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    There's already a drink for strippers...it's called Better Than Sex...LOL J/K

    I think I would make it with Creme de Menthe with Godiva Dark layered and topped with a little bit of cream...have to experiment next next time I'm at work. Oh...how about something with Bacardi 150? Damn...now I can't wait to go to work!! LOL

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    Default Re:If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    maybe GIN - always touted as a panty remover, no? LOL!!

    and it would HAVE to be expensive; Bahahhahahahaaaaa!!!!!!

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    Default Re:If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    Just put it in a cup you have to uncover to drink from.

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    Default Re:If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    Citristrip Stripping Gel

    Works on wood, metal and masonry
    Stays wet and active for up to 24 hours ,
    No methylene chloride
    No harsh fumes
    Pleasant orange scent
    Removes multiple layers in 20-30 minutes ,
    Strips 38% more area than traditional strippers ,
    Can be used indoors or outdoors

    Too many puns here. LMAO

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    Default Re:If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    "what would you put in it?" this topic is just begging to be sturred... haha,i couldn't resist...


    I guess it would be warm,like apple cider.Don't know what liqour goes well with apples though,maybe rum?

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    Default Re:If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    Something warm and soft that sneaks up on you... I think there should definitely be kahlua involved...



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    Default Re:If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    How about a tall glass of Pucker with two tablespoons of sugar and a package of pop rocks added. This way, it's a little bit tart, very very sweet, and makes you tingle all over!

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    Default Re:If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    A beer that the bartender peels the lable off in front of you, and you aren't allowd to touch it. Oh yeah, it costs $20.

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    Default Re:If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    Quote Originally Posted by scorpio link=board=1;threadid=12818;start=msg165891#msg165 891 date=1093719615
    A beer that the bartender peels the lable off in front of you, and you aren't allowd to touch it. Oh yeah, it costs $20.
    Would the beer not peel it's own label off and cost $30?

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    Default Re:If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    I like the idea of putting a cup over it so you have to remove it to see it. Perhaps the mixer cup?

    I'd just serve up two wide-mouth glasses (like what's used for margaritas) with some milky pink liquor (or some combination of liquors that would create this) in them with a single floating stemless cherry floating in the center of each. Maybe put one of those little umbrellas over each cherry for the customer to remove and call the umbrellas "pasties". Ideally, the drink should have a good strong opening kick and fade soon thereafter.

    Add-on: And the drink should be more than the average guy can handle!
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    Default Re:If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    Its a drink that you spill all over the front of your shirt but never seem to be able to swallow any!

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    Default Re:If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    my old club used to make this shaker called a frosty pussy, was yum!
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    Default Re:If there was a drink called a Stripper...

    Hahaha.. I like that, KAS!

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