Lets dicuss it on this thread. Any questions, comments, or any suggestions to become a better lover.... just add to it on here.
There's not that many sex related threads as I excepted on this board, hee hee.





Lets dicuss it on this thread. Any questions, comments, or any suggestions to become a better lover.... just add to it on here.
There's not that many sex related threads as I excepted on this board, hee hee.
I would share...but then other guys would know what I know.
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
Guys, remember the rule of politeness: "Ladies first." That will solve a lot of sex issues.
I like it when my boyfriend calls me a whore as he pounds me in the ass.
Is that a good start??
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M





Mojo, if you're not gonna share then don't tell us you know & then tell us you're not gonna tell....no fun dude.
Jay, what do you mean by ladies first? Please be more detailed on that.
Katrine, hahaha...hard core that's great!! Gotta love the dirty talk. What else do you guys tell each other?
PPL add on to your likes & dislikes here.![]()
You slay me, Kat!Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg165947#msg165 947 date=1093724498
>>>Sad<<<
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Blonde jokes are two lines long so that men can understand them.
Ya think I'm kidding?us:
What I can't stand is when he decides he lays on top of me, completely crushing my 5'4/115 frame with 6'6/240 of sweaty, hairy, muscle. Guess I'm NOT into asphyxiation LOL
Also, I don't like to be prodded right to left, or entered at an angle. My fallopian tubes are ghetto and it hurts!!! :o
mawwrrrr!!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
Okay okay...
Oral Sex - (this of course does not apply to all) - from what I have learned, the typical porn movie massive tongue flicking is not as exciting as it seems. Use some creativity...lick the lips....pull them in slightly...spend some time with the tongue around the tendon that goes from the inside of the thigh to the pubic area...nibble it.... work your way up gently to the clitoris once you have given ample time for it to become engorged....lick gently...flick gently.... pull with your lips into the mouth....but use a random variety of motions in all respects, else it will stop being a coercive enjoyable activity, and will, rather, begin to feel like being tickled... like someone rubbing their finger on your arm over and over and over and over again....variety....passion....and listen to her....everything she does...all of her movements....all of the moans...they will guide you to what you should be doing....and it will tell you when you tongue should slip in deeper....when you should pull her lips into farther....when your hands should wander and pinch her nipples....or perhaps drag your nails down her stomach...across her thighs.....slip a finger....or two...inside....while you work your tongue back to her clitoris...licking slightly faster....sucking her between your lips even faster.....until she arches her back and squeezes your head with her thighs.....then relax...because that's when it is most ticklish...allow her to slowly relax....and give her lips a final kiss.
<shrug> is this accurate for most, or has everyone been lying to me?
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





i dont know...i dont get any





My fallopian tubes are ghetto and it hurts!!! :o
mawwrrrr!!
hahhahaha, wtf. I know what you mean though, I have that same problem....gggrrr.
And yes, I believe you too.![]()





Um..oh..my...GAAAWD!!! :oOriginally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg165973#msg165 973 date=1093726271
Thanks Mojo....fellas take note of this. Bravo!!![]()
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That is all.




Sounds like the exact same mix over here (Me: 6'5/230, her 5'5, 11Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg165968#msg165 968 date=1093725978
... but your guy sounds like he's been conditioned the girls here... LOL.
She gets damn near violent if I dont crush her missionary. I prefer to suspend myself by my arms... and try to 'fake it' by dropping maybe 70% of my weight on her to her bellows of "Crush me mother fucker! ALL of you on me now!" .. and she'll feel my arms a bit flexed and go "I said ALL your weight!!" Easy solution now is I just keep both her damn wrists strongly pinned behind her head when missionary, holding some my weight up by my knuckles.... she really likes that as she struggles her arms to break free and it disables any sneaky arms flex check.
Missionary grows old much too quickly though.. doggie is another fave. Does your guy have a hand big enough to get ALL of your hair in one tightly clinched fist and PULL? Doggie with a freak really makes me wish I was born with four arms. That way I could firmly and strongly grapple those hips to fight her wildness with the occasional slap on the ass for being a naughty girl... while also pulling her head back with all her hair in my fist keeping her neck arched and taught. I wish I could do both at the same time, but now have to keep the hair reigned in one hand and keep the other busy back and forth grappling hips and occasionally smacking ass.
Rolling into standing sex or furniture sex ROCKS too, but lemme tell ya- us tall guys got our work cut out for us trying to pose shorter women to make things line up. SO few women 'get it' when I'm trying to position them for a straight shot, and I wind up having to forcefully reposition them four or five times as they slouch, lay or otherwise undo all my work. Nobody likes that left-to-right penetration and that's the end result if ya fight the positionment stage lol. Current freak gets 5 stars here... she's fully posable, assists and damn near remote controlled. Causes me to pause for a second to admire just how posable she is frequently. heh.
Ugh! Why did this thread have to be now? She's busy this weekend and probably wont get to see her until sun or mon... grrrrr. Off to beat up to car to unleash all this testosterone now.![]()
It doesn't matter if you're somebody in this world, it rather matters you mean the whole world to somebody.



lmfao Katrine!!!!!!!!!!! funny ass shit! no pun intendedOriginally Posted by Katrine link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg165947#msg165 947 date=1093724498
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I actually was not sure, but inquiring minds want to knowOriginally Posted by Katrine link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg165968#msg165 968 date=1093725978
. So the other thing is a 'druther, then.
>>>Sad<<<
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Blonde jokes are two lines long so that men can understand them.
quote=MojoJojo link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg165973#msg165 973 date=1093726271]
Okay okay...
Oral Sex - (this of course does not apply to all) - from what I have learned, the typical porn movie massive tongue flicking is not as exciting as it seems. Use some creativity...lick the lips....pull them in slightly...spend some time with the tongue around the tendon that goes from the inside of the thigh to the pubic area...nibble it.... work your way up gently to the clitoris once you have given ample time for it to become engorged....lick gently...flick gently.... pull with your lips into the mouth....but use a random variety of motions in all respects, else it will stop being a coercive enjoyable activity, and will, rather, begin to feel like being tickled... like someone rubbing their finger on your arm over and over and over and over again....variety....passion....and listen to her....everything she does...all of her movements....all of the moans...they will guide you to what you should be doing....and it will tell you when you tongue should slip in deeper....when you should pull her lips into farther....when your hands should wander and pinch her nipples....or perhaps drag your nails down her stomach...across her thighs.....slip a finger....or two...inside....while you work your tongue back to her clitoris...licking slightly faster....sucking her between your lips even faster.....until she arches her back and squeezes your head with her thighs.....then relax...because that's when it is most ticklish...allow her to slowly relax....and give her lips a final kiss.
<shrug> is this accurate for most, or has everyone been lying to me?
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but................this one goes to eleven......
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
Hahaha.. I've always loved having my hair pulled and being called a "Dirty Bitch".Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg165947#msg165 947 date=1093724498
If it's not rough, I don't want it!
Angry Sex rules!
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if a man wants to have sex with me...he's going to have to pay for it...one way or another...i've been out of the mix for a long time...and there's no way i'm going back to giving it up for free...
it's all about what I can get from it at this point...could give less than a damn about his 'needs'.
Why do some people still have to fight...to get the same opportunities...that are given to others??...
Look out for self...because noone else will...AND
The greatest revenge in the world...is success...
Reclusivness...is a good thing.
Um... how do I phrase this delicately .....Originally Posted by Vyanka link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg165951#msg165 951 date=1093724841
Get her off before you get off.
There's a lot of ways to do a lot of things right. It depends on what she really does like at that time, where her migrating spots might be for a given session, the patience that you take, the creativity that you use, and the ability to actually pay attention and do the things that are working the best. And then when you both do that, it's sexual nirvana.





WOW, you are tall....that's hot! I love standing up & furniture sex too.....hahaha. That's what I always asked my baby to do to me. But I like standing in front of the mirror. I love watching us. That's hot!!! I can't wait to see him again, this time he wont EVER, EVER forget me!!Originally Posted by polecat link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg166013#msg166 013 date=1093731202
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Ok fellas now I have to ask since Mojo already filled us in on how to munch a woman, how do you like your BJs?
Ladies feel free to add on how you do it too.![]()
Lay me on my back....crawl directly between my legs...let your breasts rub against my thighs...my balls....move so that I can feel the nipples brush against them....tease me for a bit...tongue - lips - roving around....hand squeezing the base....keep looking up at me, too...something about you glancing up at me.....then suddenly....drop down....take me in like you're starving...then tease some more...and I love to hear it...slurp...moan......slowly working your way up to the point where you are just fucking your face with my cock....grab my ass and take me in.....move your throat so it presses against the head.....and go faster....get hungrier....you'll know when I'm ready....my legs will tighten up and my toes will point....so if you like to feel it...and taste it.....don't stop. If you don't like it....I suggest you move.
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





Oh my Lord! You are great in describing the oral sex department. I can't wait to see my bebe.Originally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg166352#msg166 352 date=1093795854
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There is nothing better than some dirty action to get me into the mood. Rough, animalistic, loud sex is best! (especially if the cameras are rolling too!!)Originally Posted by Rhiannon link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg166208#msg166 208 date=1093767323
Because there ain't no tits on the radio





This is a subject that is foreign to me completely right now.
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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