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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg166352#msg166 352 date=1093795854
    Lay me on my back....crawl directly between my legs...let your breasts rub against my thighs...my balls....move so that I can feel the nipples brush against them....tease me for a bit...tongue - lips - roving around....hand squeezing the base....keep looking up at me, too...something about you glancing up at me.....then suddenly....drop down....take me in like you're starving...then tease some more...and I love to hear it...slurp...moan......slowly working your way up to the point where you are just fucking your face with my cock....grab my ass and take me in.....move your throat so it presses against the head.....and go faster....get hungrier....you'll know when I'm ready....my legs will tighten up and my toes will point....so if you like to feel it...and taste it.....don't stop. If you don't like it....I suggest you move.
    AWESOME MoJo, but you forgot my all time fav part to do to my SO, is when he's just about to let it go, slow down for a little while to let the urge pass, then get it going again. And then out of nowhere, slowly crawl up him and slowly slide it in and out a few times then slide back down and start licking all your juices off him. Now that's how you properly do it.

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    Oh, HELL yeah........
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    I also like damn near any position you can pretzel me into , but I absolutly LOVE Anal play!!!

    LOL I have a double dildo just for that very purpose. JUst start munchin&#039; away then slip a few fingers into the cootch then do that cool fingers crossed thing in the backdoor, and off I go! BAM like a rocket.

    A guy does that, then whatever he wants from that point on is damn near a guarentee!!!

    Kitana

    Not to mention spanking, whips, handcuffs, ice, chocolate, massive toys, jellys, lubes, hot canlde wax, total bondage...... I&#039;m pretty much good with all of it.
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    We will often engage in an activity where I enter her, hold her legs open at the ankles while she goes to town with her vibrator....I will then fuck her while she vibrates, but then also play with her nipples as well as talk dirty to her (she is especially fond of fantasies where she watches me fuck another woman)....at some point I will often pull out and move up so that she can suck on my cock ...still pinching her nipples....typically sending her over the edge.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    MoJo! You kinky, cheeky little monkey!

    I like it when he&#039;s going to town when I&#039;m sitting on his things, then he flips me over and does this laying down doggie style thing. I put me legs on the inside of his, and kinda squeeze, so he gets the butt in the action too.

    Damn why did I have to reply to this thread?! It&#039;s gunna be at least 2 hours before I can have any good sex! Man, now I&#039;m just going to get the comp chair mushy!

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    I like that position too....and often find that a little strategic timing of should biting is a good thing.

    Another favorite of mine is rolling her to her side and straddling the thigh that&#039;s on the bed, moving the upper leg forward a bit....I seem to hit her g-spot just right with that angle, and she loves the feeling of my balls sliding on her thigh, and I can nibble at her ribs. Good time to stick my finger in her mouth for her to suck on at that point.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Hell yeah that is a good one!

    Have you tried you laying on your side in the "fetal" position with her on her back, with her legs draped over your side and thighs? That&#039;s our "lazy Sunday sex" position. You can get good penetration and still be able to play with both hands all over each other.

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    Feel like a damn salt lick at the goats petting zoo!
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    Hey, MojoJojo and Kitana!
    Get a room, you two! LOL

    Just kidding...I love this thread! I&#039;m such a voyeur!

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    How about a little blindfolding with a necktie? Lay her down on the bed so that her head is right at the edge ...then I can stand behind and tease her lips with the head of my cock...touching the lips....dragging the balls across her face....playing with her breasts...reaching over and touching her ...rubbing the entire torso....letting her have a periodic taste...but not too much.....before eventually rolling her over, fucking her from behind and spanking her....


    ......while Natascha watches from outside.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Nat why do we need a room? There is more than enough room right here! LOL j/k.

    We are just a couple of cheeky freaky monkeys!

    Be glad it&#039;s sex talk instead of poo flinging!

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    Yeah..... defecation and golden showers will not be entering any of my fantasies.

    But I don&#039;t mind a couple of women on top of each other having fun while I switch from one to the other for a little while.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    ooh!

    It is way too early in the morning for me to be on this thread.... but kitana:

    Everything you&#039;ve been saying has been right on!!! I love toys and that laying down doggie sex move.

    Sex bent over couches is another favorite...



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    :shocked: This thread is diiiiiiiiirty














    and I like it!
    I&#039;ll post soon, but I just woke up and would probably end up saying something completely unrelated/something i don&#039;t want to say...way too early. hehe.

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    Damn why did I have to reply to this thread?!
    Kitana
    haahaa, totally my fault. but it&#039;s great you & mojo have the best inputs(no pun intended) on here. i love it!!!

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    There was a similar question by Bridgette on SCJ.

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    Big strange confession here..

    I prefer my BJs.... skipped entirely. I enjoyed them in college and younger years, but now they are actually an annoyance to me. I feel like I&#039;m enduring them and "waiting it out" to do my thing rather than enjoying them and they have always been something that really kills the mood for me. Total lack of patience LOL.

    I truly love women... and when I&#039;m with a woman I&#039;m crazy about, I have this STRONG burning desire to ravage her.. I want to consume her from head to toe, and wish I had 10 mouths and 10 arms. I want to pin her down and give.. give.. give.. I want to give it to her with everything I can, with extreme prejudice. I just cant do any of this if her head is down there... doesnt matter if it&#039;s 69 position or any other form of receiving oral. It IS a double-standard since I&#039;m more than happy to camp down there on her until the cows come home... but the same focus just isnt there if we 69, and being able to occasionally digitally stimulate and come up for a deep kiss is much less convenient.. plus I cant as easily find her nipples as easily in that position either.

    This does pose some problems with a gal I&#039;ve been around alot recently. She&#039;s a self-professed BJ expert, very proud of it, and even though I hear this from every woman I&#039;ve ever met- with her, I really believe it. She has so much fire and passion inside her- it&#039;s impossible to assume otherwise. She&#039;s definately one of the best kissers I&#039;ve ever met. I haven&#039;t allowed her to show off her oral talents, and she&#039;s pretty much thinking I don&#039;t believe her, when it&#039;s just a case that she pushes me over the edge in profound ways. I&#039;m wanting to ravage her just by being in the same room... doesn&#039;t matter if she&#039;s just woke up, no makeup, or even wearing flannel.. she&#039;s just got this sweetly erotic aura to her.. and truly defines "woman" to me in body and soul. Plus, we spend a lot of no-sex time together doing things, so when the &#039;sex&#039; times come along, words cannot describe just how far over the edge I am LOL. Exercising gentlemanly composure around her is the single most difficult thing I&#039;ve ever had to do. And although most every time we get together, it always starts with her, "I&#039;m going to suck your cock.. I really want to suck your cock," I&#039;ve always lept straight into those crazy assed deep french kisses of hers (MY GOD! HEAVEN IS ON EARTH!) then take over from there... and her after the fact smacking her head, "I didn&#039;t get to suck your cock!" tee hee.

    That&#039;s kinda the way it&#039;s been for me the past 5+ years. I was with a 5 AVN winner and self-professed BJ expert... assuring me she&#039;d break this trend. I&#039;m sure any other guy would have found nirvana.. but I spent 18 minutes trying VERY hard to maintain an errection. She took my full length bare (we&#039;re both monthly STD testers.. I still am), throated the head many times, lots of great suction, very wet and sloppy... and the whole while I was just wanting her to finish so I could leap on top of her LOL. She had me try a number of things (stand and basically &#039;throat&#039; fuck her with my hands behind her head, lay down, sit up, kneel, you name it). Finally started to go soft on her and her jaw/neck was getting sore. Then I got to do my thing, and the somple thought woke up things down there in about 2/10ths of a second LOL.

    Leos are used to getting their way, and having to &#039;endure&#039; a BJ for me is like being starving hungry, then being sat at a table with a plate of filet mignon, lobster tail and skillet fried potatoes that you have to just sit there and stare at, but can&#039;t eat. It&#039;s not pleasurable.. it&#039;s aggravating!

    Strange, I know.. but that&#039;s where I&#039;ve been for quite some time.
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    Sarge! I told you that your money in the garter thing was a "gateway fetish," and now look at you, progressing onto wishing for sex! Say 6 hail mary&#039;s, stop the urge to masturbate every time you see a register open, and take a cold shower. You too can break this spell and lead a normal, produtive life. Good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sgtjohnny link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg167262#msg167 262 date=1093912783
    If any Woman wants to have sex with me contact me and we can see what we can do.

    I have not had Sex in many years and could really use some right now. :o

    You&#039;ve been on this site long enough to know better than to post this kind of thing.
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    I would like to be the one guy fucking a woman who is being caressed by a dozen other women with tongues and hands.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg167287#msg167 287 date=1093916506
    Quote Originally Posted by sgtjohnny link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg167262#msg167 262 date=1093912783
    If any Woman wants to have sex with me contact me and we can see what we can do.

    I have not had Sex in many years and could really use some right now. :o

    You&#039;ve been on this site long enough to know better than to post this kind of thing.
    I&#039;m starting to think Sargy is suffering from Ass Burgers

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    Ah, Sarge....you truly have a way of farking up a good conversation. I don&#039;t see anyone else saying it, so allow me. You are crude and you freak people out. You&#039;re the guy that walks into a club and scares the dancers AND the patrons. You talk about your fetishes like it&#039;s a part of every day conversation....and in such a way that the dancers here feel as though you are in their living room watching them. I don&#039;t know if it is you, or you method of communciation....regardless...if you truly have respect for these women (you know...the ones you want to impregnate and give all your $37K to) then you will recognize the fact that you make them feel uncomfortable and do something about it. It could just be your approach.

    Regardless....I have seen NO indication that these women are whores, and you just treated them as such. Shame on you.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    by the way, Ass Burger Syndrome = Asperger Syndrome... i just like to pronounce it that way

    definition:
    \Individuals with AS can exhibit a variety of characteristics and the disorder can range from mild to severe. Persons with AS show marked deficiencies in social skills, have difficulties with transitions or changes and prefer sameness. They often have obsessive routines and may be preoccupied with a particular subject of interest. They have a great deal of difficulty reading nonverbal cues (body language) and very often the individual with AS has difficulty determining proper body space. Often overly sensitive to sounds, tastes, smells, and sights, the person with AS may prefer soft clothing (or garters), certain foods, and be bothered by sounds or lights no one else seems to hear or see. It&#039;s important to remember that the person with AS perceives the world very differently. Therefore, many behaviors that seem odd or unusual are due to those neurological differences and not the result of intentional rudeness or bad behavior, and most certainly not the result of "improper parenting".

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    To quote myself;
    Ah, Sarge....you truly have a way of farking up a good conversation.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg166359#msg166 359 date=1093796533
    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=1;threadid=12835;start=msg166352#msg166 352 date=1093795854
    Lay me on my back....crawl directly between my legs...let your breasts rub against my thighs...my balls....move so that I can feel the nipples brush against them....tease me for a bit...tongue - lips - roving around....hand squeezing the base....keep looking up at me, too...something about you glancing up at me.....then suddenly....drop down....take me in like you&#039;re starving...then tease some more...and I love to hear it...slurp...moan......slowly working your way up to the point where you are just fucking your face with my cock....grab my ass and take me in.....move your throat so it presses against the head.....and go faster....get hungrier....you&#039;ll know when I&#039;m ready....my legs will tighten up and my toes will point....so if you like to feel it...and taste it.....don&#039;t stop. If you don&#039;t like it....I suggest you move.
    Oh my Lord! You are great in describing the oral sex department. I can&#039;t wait to see my bebe. th:
    Wow...your SO must love getting emails from you...HOT!!!!
    reading that made me weak in the knees...thank you mojo

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    A_Guy, those are all typical traits of many fetishists, especially the money/foot/verbal domination ones. IME, they usually have obsessive thought patterns, extreme sensitivity in interactions, and a certain longing for human contact.

    People with Aspergers/Autistic tendencies usually don&#039;t make so much effort at human contact.

    JMO, I could be wrong, of course.

    Lena (I&#039;m such a nerd)



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