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    What a night!

    I rarely remember my dreams, but when i do they are usually doozies. The last dream i remembered was while charlie was doing his windy thing, i had fallen asleep with the TV tuned to Faux News... therefore i was dreaming right along with the TV. So it was all roiling seas, wind, and weathermen.

    But that was TAME compared to last night.

    It's patchy, but part of it involved a rattlesnake in my front yard getting eaten by some green snake, i grabbed the RATTLER and flew (yes, FLEW) off with it looking for some place to deposit the thing where it wouldn't get eaten. Even in my dream i wasn't stupid, as i grabbed it just below the head.

    Weird, but it gets weirder, the next part i remember was walking down a LOOOOOONG highway with cornfields on either sides and a gas station in the distance, and the kicker is that i was walking with this dude named Matt Hankammer that i haven't seen in nine million years... Weird.

    Then my dogs were Pythons (Snakes were a common theme evidently), and i was concerned about them while i had to do something, so this guy took them into a snake house with a bunch of aquariums for safekeeping.

    Rattlesnakes, Pythons, Giant but harmless BUGS, Lone highways, Gas stations, VOODOO STICKS (don't ask, because i only remember them vaguely and not what their signifigance was), and people i haven't thought about in ages...

    Weird as HELL!

    I woke up and looked at my dogs and was like "You had scales last night!" They just kinda looked at me...

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    MadCap, have you checked out my post? Go to www.dreammoods.com




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    Mad, what have you been smoking???


    Actually, I can't really talk.. I woke up this morning after one of the strangest dreams yet.

    In my dream I was in my room, topless and looked down at my stomach to find a zipper embedded in my skin surrounding my abdomen. Out of curiosity, I reach down, and unzipped my abdomen!! After pulling back the flap of skin, I discovered not only my organs but also a pair of jeans and a sweater!! They were bundled up underneath my stomach and intestines. No, for some reason I wasn't freaked out that I was staring at my organs, but I did know that it's not healthy to have clothes stuffed in your body. So naturally, I proceeded to remove all my organs and place them neatly on my bed. They were not attached, just separate organs stacked on top of each other that were easy to remove. After clearing out my abdomen, I reached in, pulled out the gooey clothes, wrung them out, and set them aside. Then a big sigh of relief (WTF?).... Then, much to my dismay as I glanced at the pile of organs on the bed, I realized I did not know how to put them back inside me!!! OH NOOO!! In what sequence should I put them back in? What if I put one in upside down?? At this point I realized in my dream that this is pretty fucked up. I was a hollow body trying to figure out how to put his organs back together.... So in distress, I rapidly grabbed my intestines, stomach, kidneys, bladder, etc. etc., and threw them into my body in no particular order.... Holding back the unsteady mass of organs, I quickly zipped up my skin flap in hope that I could function.....

    .... then I woke up


    .... any psychologists here??

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    Eeek, A_G. Mad, perhaps a phallic symbol? NO homo stuff intended. Myself, when I have snake dream, it can mean a warining. I try to interpret by the FEELINGS I remember during the dream. Have had lucid dreams, & phophetic ones too. I also had a weird dream last night, but can't remember, just being chased & angry. Perhaps from the full moon?


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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz link=board=1;threadid=12895;start=msg166975#msg166 975 date=1093886543
    Myself, when I have snake dream, it can mean a warining. I try to interpret by the FEELINGS I remember during the dream.
    Well, i was concerned about the Rattler, and the snakes were my DOGS (same names, same feelings i get when i think of my dogs)... Again, nutsy...

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    shizer that dream was off the hook!!!!!!!!!!!

    I keep dreaming of water I must have had the water dreams at least once or twice a week for a couple months now - oceans lakes swimming pools rivers, just water water water throughout the entire thing,

    WEIRD and I have no idea why...............
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    I went to that website dreammoods but it says no such website or cant be found??
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    I RARELY remember dreams but when I do they're weird. You guys definitely take the cake though. Mine are lame compared to these ^^^.

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    I can usually spot some form of symbolism in my dreams. Once I dreamed that I was floating over the sun, and little sun-sparkle things were coming out, and I was catching them. Then the gravity of the sun caught me, and I started plunging into it, feeling my flesh burn away as I fell. Not pleasant.

    Well, that wasn't too hard, given my circumstances at the time. I was handling the little problems just fine, but there was one big problem that I saw the potential of destroying me.

    In this case, if I were dreaming of a single road going to a gas station far ahead, with an old acquaintance walking alongside, I'd be thinking that I was needing/searching for something attainable in the future, I only had one way to get to it, and something from the past was available to help me. But that's just me. Your symbolism may be entirely different.

    The snakes, don't know about.

    The internal organs, I'd be wondering if there was something bothering me that made me feel I was coming apart at the seams and I didn't know how to make it right.

    As you can tell, a lot of my dreams address problem-solving. At least, that's the way it seems to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno link=board=1;threadid=12895;start=msg167083#msg167 083 date=1093897135
    The internal organs, I'd be wondering if there was something bothering me that made me feel I was coming apart at the seams and I didn't know how to make it right.
    hmmmmmmmmmmm..... that could be. I have about 52,847 things going on right now, and there's never enough time!!!!! Now if there were such a thing as 36 hour days, I would be fine

    I also have many dreams with tornados, but those I usually like.. Most of them are lucid where I can control the dream. My favorite was when I was running away from a tornado, realized I was dreaming and decided to fly! A couple of jumps, then BAM, I'm superman! Let me tell you, if you ever get a chance, you HAVE to see the inside of a tornado... It's amazing.............. do this in your dreams of course

    recurring dreams with tornados; what's that mean?

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    I'd be thinking some overpowering destructive issue that I nonethless feel I could handle. Or may a bunch of problems that add up to a big potentially destructive problem. For me, I'd see it much the same way as the internal organs dream, except that the internal organs are focusing on what the issues are doing to me - the tornado dream is more of an overview of the entire spectrum of issues and their potential for destruction.

    Again, that's just me. I'm not a psychologist, not even close.

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    Hey, cool A_Guy....I have tornado dreams too. At least once a week. However, I'm always searching for a place to hide from them in the dreams..could be left over fears from living in the midwest when i was little. Since I'm hiding from the tornados, i interpret them to mean that i am feeling assulted or threatened by something insidious....or like i'm losing control and will be swept up into destruction/chaos. or i desperately want to hide from something.

    what do you feel when the tornados appear in your dream?

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    I had a dream two nights ago. A woman I was really into, but only managed a friendship with fell in love with me. We were re-united at a club (not strip) and she cuddled with me and her eyes were bright and her smile wide.

    Then for some reason I ended up with Rodney Dangerfield walking down the street. No major conversation, just making small talk. Walked him to his house, kissed him on the lips (YUCK!!! SPIT SPIT - now you know I am being honest with this dream!) and headed on down the road.

    The road turned into a something out of deliverence and I decided to take a short cut and ended up crawling under some crazy cajun's porch.

    Then I went into third person and the person under the porch was this kid. Then the crazy cajun came running out of the house ripping up the porch boards trying to expose this kid under the porch. He kept rolling under a different part of the porch and the crazy guy would rip up those boards.

    Then I had to poop and woke up. Then I pooped. But that is a whole 'nother thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deogol link=board=1;threadid=12895;start=msg167215#msg167 215 date=1093908976

    Then I had to poop and woke up. Then I pooped. But that is a whole 'nother thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodydewdrop link=board=1;threadid=12895;start=msg167207#msg167 207 date=1093908464
    Hey, cool A_Guy....I have tornado dreams too.
    Really?? woohoo

    Great minds dream alike....


    what do you feel when the tornados appear in your dream?
    Actually, it's kind of funny... I love tornado dreams, and rarely, if ever am I afraid. Usually I'm more concerned about saving those around me; friends, family, strangers, cats, dogs, etc... If I have any fear in these dreams, it's that the tornados will "get" them. Typically I'll hurry them into a "safe place", lock the door, and then go back outside to see all the fun :o... really weird.

    I always love tornado dreams. They're always so vivid and detailed. The last dream I had there were 12+ tornados coming after me! I didn't run from them however... I just sat there in awe with a smirk on my face.....

    weirdo am I... just a big fat weirdo

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    DEOGOL - THAT WAS FUGGIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I read and read and read and read then came to the part where you said you had to POOP

    OMYFUGGINGODD I laughed so hard I couldnt believe it I made myself read it again and LAUGHED AGAIN - LOUDLY and braying like a donkey man, thanks for that - that post was the best laugh I had in days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DEOGOL YOU ARE A RETARD I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I have Tornado dreams a LOT, but then I DO live in the Midwest. Twisters don't really phase me.

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    I always have this dream that I am in highschool, and skipping government class.. and in the back of my mind going, "holy shit.. I'm not going to graduate unless I go." and it seems like I go for weeks without going to class... then my dream switches and I am in college and a priest is giving me my last rights but I am not dead and I keep telling him that I am not dead, and then something about having to disect something...

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    Hold on
    Hold my hand
    Storm clouds are circling
    Hungry for barren land
    It's eerie
    Yeah, it's much too still
    Can you feel my body spin?
    Feel it, yeah, I know you will
    Drama makes me comfortable
    Chaos calms me down (Down, down)

    Everything is clear when you're inside the tornado
    Everything is quiet in the eye of the storm
    I will give you wings if you hang onto my halo
    Nothing is stable
    Inside the tornado

    This wind is blowing madness
    But there's a method to this
    This is the cure for sadness
    Force is centrifugal
    It keeps you in
    It's dark and rain is falling
    Longing to touch your skin
    Close your eyes and feel the power
    This is so sublime

    Everything is clear when you're inside the tornado
    Everything is quiet in the eye of the storm
    I will give you wings if you hang onto my halo
    Nothing is stable
    Inside, inside the tornado

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    Quote Originally Posted by A_Guy link=board=1;threadid=12895;start=msg167105#msg167 105 date=1093899408
    I also have many dreams with tornados, but those I usually like.. Most of them are lucid where I can control the dream. My favorite was when I was running away from a tornado, realized I was dreaming and decided to fly! A couple of jumps, then BAM, I'm superman! Let me tell you, if you ever get a chance, you HAVE to see the inside of a tornado... It's amazing.............. do this in your dreams of course

    recurring dreams with tornados; what's that mean?
    Quote Originally Posted by bloodydewdrop link=board=1;threadid=12895;start=msg167207#msg167 207 date=1093908464
    Hey, cool A_Guy....I have tornado dreams too. At least once a week. However, I'm always searching for a place to hide from them in the dreams..could be left over fears from living in the midwest when i was little. Since I'm hiding from the tornados, i interpret them to mean that i am feeling assulted or threatened by something insidious....or like i'm losing control and will be swept up into destruction/chaos. or i desperately want to hide from something.
    Damn. I thought that was just me.



    I had two recurring dreams when I was a kid. One was that I was standing in the middle of a road and my feet were stuck. Eventually this red sports car (it was always red) ran me down.

    The other was that I was at my uncle's house with my parents, and for whatever reason, Middle Eastern terrorists break in through the front door and start machine gunning my family down. Rather than take the bullets, I commit suicide by jumping headfirst down their basement stairs.

    The one recurring dream that I have as an adult is that I'm in college and there's a class that I signed up for that I've been skipping all semester. I dropped out of a class once and took a 'W' grade because I got behind, and I think that I've been subconciously regretting that ever since.

    In any case, I'm sure breaking out in a sweat when I come to.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    When i was a kid, i slept through a twister ripping the roof off my apartment building. The thing didn't even wake me up.

    That has been a running joke between me and my mom ever since, that not even forces of nature can rouse me out of bed...


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    Well, to those who are looking for the dreammoods web site, I am having the same problem. I can't pull it up and I was there not even 4 days ago. ??? I have no idea why....



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    I have no idea why....
    It was a dream....it's not really there.
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    I got the site, i just couldn't pull up any pages within the site.

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    dreammoods.com is working just fine for me...

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