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    Default I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    The subtle but persistent signs are there. Feeling like I have to pee all the time and a slight feeling of pressure in my ballsac. I hate that Chlamydia test where they have to swab the inside of your peehole, that shit really hurts. I understand there is a newer test where they don't have to jam anything into your peehole and is only slightly less reliable. Has anyone partaken of this test? Is it pricey? I think I picked it up from a sketchy encounter I had just before I met my new girlfriend (I think the symptoms began before we started having sex), but I may blame her of giving it to me just to beat her to the punch.

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    It is EXTREMELY expensive to have this test...but you need to have it done. If you don't get it, it WILL lead to serious complications. Chlamydia is the basis of several other more hardcore diseases, as it travels through the digestive system.

    Planned Parenthood and your local Municpal Court can direct you. Go there immediately...the results if you do not are NOT worth it.
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    verfolgung....lmao merely lurking has been around for years. and yes he was probley serious. please dont start a flame war.... thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by velvet link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg169492#msg169 492 date=1094251145
    verfolgung....lmao merely lurking has been around for years. and yes he was probley serious. please dont start a flame war.... thanks
    Out of respect for your reqest I'll delete my posts.

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    It's too bad they don't make a device that you could slip over your cock, like a piece of hosiery, maybe something made out of, I don't know, polypropylene or perhaps latex. Something that would stop infection by blocking transmission of microbes and virii...

    Maybe someday...
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    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Then go to the fucking doctor, get some antibiotics, and stop sleeping around with no raincoat!

    This isn't rocket science.

    It's not like M-L really needed advice. But if he did: INVEST IN CONDOMS.

    I once cought chlamydia from my girlfriend, incidentally i didn't have it (I realize that this sounds clichè, but there's a story to it, lets just say we both got, er, screwed over), had never even though of it, and had to be told by HER that i had it (The way that fucking doctor tested me for it was like Herr Mengele! Dude grabbed me and put a q-tip down my penis! Wanna hear about white knucking anything within reach?

    Big fat lesson learned. No more q-tips! Brand new ancient secret: Raincoat better that q-tip.

    Incidentally: Why is this even here? Self respect, dude. Why announce to a bunch of chicks that you have, at present, an STD? You could have totally taken care of this and kept it to yourself! Whatever, dude, but if i had been in your shoes i'd have been like (***Says Nothing***).

    You are really lucky it's just Chlamydia! CONDOMS!

    EDIT: What did you expect, M-L? You did something without a condom and you got it caught in the STD bag. I'm the last person to abuse two adults for doing anything, but you should have been smarter. Learn from this. Next time it might be something that you can't cure. Herpes? AIDS? Next time you let someone at you, wear a rubber.

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    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Shit. I just noticed the "again" part.

    Ask yourself how many people you passed it to.

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    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg169520#msg169 520 date=1094255327
    It's too bad they don't make a device that you could slip over your cock, like a piece of hosiery, maybe something made out of, I don't know, polypropylene or perhaps latex. Something that would stop infection by blocking transmission of microbes and virii...

    Maybe someday...
    Damn CO, that's as close to vitriol as I've heard you come yet? :o

    BTW, ML, you picked up chlamydia again? Man...stripper names are getting weirder every day!
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    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Quote Originally Posted by merely lurking link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg169425#msg169 425 date=1094243821
    I think I picked it up from a sketchy encounter I had just before I met my new girlfriend (I think the symptoms began before we started having sex), but I may blame her of giving it to me just to beat her to the punch.
    You think? Maybe she did give it to you. But why in hell would you not rap it up if you are with a SKETCHY chic? People are so stupid sometimes!

    But I see your the Official Button Pusher House Member so who knows what your up to.
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    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    m.l. darlin'...got one word for you...CONDOMS....i'll say it again...CONDOMS...buy them...buy a lot of them...use them often...use them always...

    that goes for all of my fellow singles out there...who just 'got to have it'...and ladies...after you buy the boxes of condoms...get thee to a clinic and get thineself on some type of birth control...

    that is all

    Why do some people still have to fight...to get the same opportunities...that are given to others??...

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    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    What mistress Topaz said...

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    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg169625#msg169 625 date=1094277539

    Incidentally: Why is this even here? Self respect, dude. Why announce to a bunch of chicks that you have, at present, an STD? You could have totally taken care of this and kept it to yourself! Whatever, dude, but if i had been in your shoes i'd have been like (***Says Nothing***).
    yah, you'd have to be a complete idiot to tell someone that......

    my question to you is what difference would it make if he told a bunch of girls or guys on here? why did you single out telling the chicks? oh, cause now it'll be harder for him to nail them? maybe he doesn't view SW as a dating site, wish some of the other regular posters would follow that mantra too. the ass-sucking is way too sickening, especially when some of the chicks are stupid enough to fall for it. (heh, yah, maybe im jealous. maybe i should stop being honest and start kissing ass in an attempt to get laid. disguise my true fealings for everyone while changing my motives for being here.... nah, i could never live with myself if i was a douchebag like that.)

    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg169625#msg169 625 date=1094277539

    I once cought chlamydia from my girlfriend,
    wow, not only are you a moron, but you're a preacher who doesn't follow his own advice, IN THE SAME POST NO LESS. seriously dude


    anyway. ML, congrats on the drip, i think you're winning in our race to get every std.... but hopefully i'll be catching up to ya soon.

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    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    I agree with MadCap. What the hell? I think it's pretty fu*ked up that you want to "blame your girlfriend so you can beat her to the punch". What kind of crap is that? ??? If it was not her doing, why would you want to hurt her like that just to spare your own mistake? WRONG...Very Immature... Use condoms and in the future maybe you won't have to post all your diseases. Sorry, but that's my

    P.S. - You should change the statement below your avatar to say: "The slithering, disease infested python that lurks in your speedos"



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    Quote Originally Posted by sander8son link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg169910#msg169 910 date=1094333116
    yah, you'd have to be a complete idiot to tell someone that......

    my question to you is what difference would it make if he told a bunch of girls or guys on here? why did you single out telling the chicks? oh, cause now it'll be harder for him to nail them? maybe he doesn't view SW as a dating site, wish some of the other regular posters would follow that mantra too. the ass-sucking is way too sickening, especially when some of the chicks are stupid enough to fall for it. (heh, yah, maybe im jealous. maybe i should stop being honest and start kissing ass in an attempt to get laid. disguise my true fealings for everyone while changing my motives for being here.... nah, i could never live with myself if i was a douchebag like that.)
    And i stand by it 100%.

    Quote Originally Posted by sander8son link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg169910#msg169 910 date=1094333116
    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg169625#msg169 625 date=1094277539

    I once cought chlamydia from my girlfriend,
    wow, not only are you a moron, but you're a preacher who doesn't follow his own advice, IN THE SAME POST NO LESS. seriously dude
    Big diff between catching it as a 17 year old kid, and catching it as an adult because you can't figure out after all these years that it helps to wrap that rascal.

    Oh, and how is having sex with a GF even remotely the same thing as having sex with a hooker?? ???

    Again, i stand by the post 100%.

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    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    Homer Simpson put it well...

    "I ammm so smart... S-M-R-T!"
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg170053#msg170 053 date=1094356276

    Oh, and how is having sex with a GF even remotely the same thing as having sex with a hooker?? ???
    There are men who consider all women cum-dumpster hookers. Not saying he's one, just saying they're out there.

    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    most men view women as cum dumping hookers...otherwise they wouldn't act as they do...fucking as many as they can...and having a wife/girlfriend doesn't make a damn difference either...

    but a lot of the actual escorts/hookers out there are not disease infested like most people think...a lot of them take very good care of themselves...
    Why do some people still have to fight...to get the same opportunities...that are given to others??...

    Look out for self...because noone else will...AND
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    These things I must contibute: Repent in haste, regret in leisure (not exact wording, close). Oral is great w/condom, & easier to do w/one. To quote my ex: All men are sluts.


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    In Mojo's Opinion:
    To be a "slut" is fine...wish I could be one...and no, I have no issue with a woman's promiscuity, either.

    To be stupid about sex (whether promiscuous or not) is asking for trouble.

    To be stupid and CARELESS about how you can effect other people is cruel and deserves a beating. It is a sad state and can obviously result in death. Fuck up your own life...leave it at that. That is respectable.
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    Cool, Moj. well said.


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    I probably live a reckless sexual lifestyle, but the sketchy encounter was from a one-off blowjob that I received in my car in the parking lot of a nightclub. I don't tend to put on condoms when I recieve oral, even though I know STD's can still be passed that way. My girlfriend that I'm with now won't let me use condoms. I know that it is usually the guy that doesn't want to use condoms, but she has some thing about not using any kind of birth-control, that its unnatural or something. I've just been pulling out before coming, even though I know that's not an effective form of birth control. So far so good. I'm not positive I have the disease, but things don't seem entirely right down there and I'm planning on getting tested this week. If I have it, I will definitely let her know, if only so that I don't get reinfected after I take antibiotics and we get back to the business of banging the crap out of each other.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg169625#msg169 625 date=1094277539
    Incidentally: Why is this even here? Self respect, dude. Why announce to a bunch of chicks that you have, at present, an STD? You could have totally taken care of this and kept it to yourself! Whatever, dude, but if i had been in your shoes i'd have been like (***Says Nothing***).
    I was just making conversation. I don't think there is anything I could say on here that would lower the general opinion that the stripperweb ladies have for me any further, and it doesn't effect my self-respect for them to critisize me. I'm interested in their opinions even if they are unanimously negative.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Default Re:I think I picked up Chlamydia.....again....

    was from a one-off blowjob that I received in my car in the parking lot of a nightclub
    Nice boyfriend... :huh:

    Good luck with your python.....



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    Quote Originally Posted by merely lurking link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg170351#msg170 351 date=1094419443
    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg169625#msg169 625 date=1094277539
    Incidentally: Why is this even here? Self respect, dude. Why announce to a bunch of chicks that you have, at present, an STD? You could have totally taken care of this and kept it to yourself! Whatever, dude, but if i had been in your shoes i'd have been like (***Says Nothing***).
    I was just making conversation. I don't think there is anything I could say on here that would lower the general opinion that the stripperweb ladies have for me any further, and it doesn't effect my self-respect for them to critisize me. I'm interested in their opinions even if they are unanimously negative.
    All right. I kinda respect the "fuck it" attitude you display. But i still think you should have some more self respect. Despite some rather idiotic opinions displayed here, i feel that something like this can be dealt with rather silently.

    It's easy, and you don't even have to piss anyone off. But then, that takes the fun away doesn't it?

    D00d, next time... avoid the whole thing. Wrap that rascal.

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    His "fuck it" attitude is putting a supposed loved one (or perhaps just a supposed "care about" one) at an incredible risk. There is nothing to respect.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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