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Again, rubbers.
Monogamy.... it works..You can look, but do not touch...
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Originally Posted by Topaz link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg170139#msg170 139 date=1094386445
Most?
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That is, if any of this even really happened.Originally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg170400#msg170 400 date=1094427178
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"She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"
Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham
Good point.Originally Posted by NinaDaisy link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg170502#msg170 502 date=1094456686
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Merely, you have a gf and you were getting a random blowjob from some chick in a parking lot??? Thats not very nice...
I think you're girlfriend would rethink her "Not-using-condoms-cause-they-are-unnatural" attitude if she knew what you were up to.
You know the saying "When the cat's away, the mice will play"![]()

Okay um after reading this I can only think of one word- TROLL
I'm sorry but I find this whole thing a little hard to believe.
First of all, it doesn't take a genius to use a condom or find out about ways of treating chlamydia.
But in the respect that there is a 1% chance this "situation" is true I will give you my advice..
In my opinion, promiscuous people should get tested often for STDs.
If you've been having sex for a while and got this, what other STDs do you possibly have?? Think about it!
I'm being straightforward here mere- if you have it, then go to the fucking doctor. Don't come on here and expect us to be all sympathetic.
I see this type of whining all the time at work from a couple of the girls and all I can say is to 1. get tested often if you're going to fuck around, 2. use a condom EVERY time!
How hard is that?
Condoms aren't expenisve ya know?
That's my advice so you can take it or leave it....
Yanno...But in the respect that there is a 1% chance this "situation" is true I will give you my advice..
*If it is a BS story, then we're wasting our time trying to be insiteful.
*If it is a true story.... ever try telling the KKK that they're wrong? Do any good?
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
you can catch claymidia (sp?) from oral????
As quoted by Luckyone:
I asked directions from a genie in a bottle of jim beam and she lied to me.
Methodus saved my life!
you can get lots of things through oral, velvet. HPV (warts), herpes, and all other nasty things. People dont believe it, but you can. Better safe than sorry.
Public Education strikes again.
"STIs are caused by viruses or bacteria that like warm, soft, moist places such as your mouth and genital area (penis, vulva, vagina, anus, area between penis and anus, and area between vulva and anus). STIs can spread from the genital area to the mouth and from the mouth to the genital area. They are generally passed between people via body fluids or direct contact with skin or sores.
Though there's admittedly less risk of STIs in oral sex than in vaginal or anal sex, the risk still exists. You can get a bacterial infection of chlamydia, syphilis or gonorrhea in your mouth and/or throat, and in some rarer occasions, can develop genital warts in the mouth. Herpes is commonly passed between genitals and the mouth, and HIV can be passed through cuts in the mouth or small abrasions."
http://www.pamf.org/teen/sex/std/oral/
And since cold sores are a related form of Herpes....guess what happens![]()
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





TY, Doc.
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
well i realise you can get warts and herpes from oral. but how in the hell can you get clamydia of the GENITALS from oral, makes no sense. throat, mouth yes.
As quoted by Luckyone:
I asked directions from a genie in a bottle of jim beam and she lied to me.
Methodus saved my life!
Originally Posted by velvet link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg171171#msg171 171 date=1094583051
How can chlamydia be prevented?
There are things you can do to lower you risk for getting chlamydia:
The best way to prevent chlamydia or any STD is to practice abstinence (don't have sex). Delaying having sex for the first time is another way to reduce your chances of getting an STD. Studies show that the younger people are when having sex for the first time, the more likely it is that they will get an STD. The risk of getting an STD also becomes greater over time, as the number of a person's sex partners increases.
Have a sexual relationship with one partner who doesn't have any STDs, where you are faithful to each other (meaning that you only have sex with each other and no one else).
Practice "safer sex." This means protecting yourself with a condom EVERY time you have vaginal, anal, or oral sex.
http://www.4woman.gov/faq/stdchlam.htm
What Is It?
Chlamydia (pronounced: kluh-mid-ee-uh) is an STD that is caused by bacteria called CHLAMYDIA TRACHOMATIS. Although you may not have heard its name, chlamydia is one of the most common sexually transmitted diseases. The bacteria can move from one person to another through sexual intercourse or oral-genital contact. It can also enter the body through the eye: if a person touches bodily fluids that contain the bacteria and then touches his or her eye, he or she may get chlamydia. Chlamydia can also be passed from a mother to her baby while the baby is being delivered. You cannot catch chlamydia from a towel, doorknob, or toilet seat.
http://kidshealth.org/teen/sexual_he...chlamydia.html
Ok dude, so you picked up Chlamydia again?
Ok you should have know better but to remind you on how to prevent it.......
DON"T PICK IT UP AND IF YOU DO PICK IT UP PUT IT DOWN IMMEDIEATLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's how you prevent your self from picking up a STD.
Just don't bend down and pick it up. Enough said.
BTW wrap that thingie up, ewww gross, don't even get me started.
Kitana
How stupid can a thread possibly be?
Sorry mad I was just trying to be funny! Damn give a sister a break will ya?! If this is a real post and it really did happen I feel for the guy, but if not I'll be damned if I fall into the "oh poor baby, you went and fucked around and got something"
But I'm an asshole today, it's the whole b-day thing I guess!
Kitana
HUH? Not your post, hun. This whole button pushing thread. Your post was great. Sorry i wasn't clear.Originally Posted by kitana link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg171425#msg171 425 date=1094603617
"You're all acting like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there!"
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
Apparently we're discovering it together...awwwww!Originally Posted by Madcap link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg171408#msg171 408 date=1094601712
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"She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"
Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham





But, according to Benjamin Franklin, "In the dark, all cats are grey".Originally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg171444#msg171 444 date=1094605470
"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"



Just to clarify, the car encounter was a couple of days before I met my girlfriend. Oh, and my python thanks you.Originally Posted by VADEN link=board=8;threadid=13042;start=msg170379#msg170 379 date=1094423689
A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....
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