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    Hi everyone! I'm back home! WHOOO HOOOO!!!!!!! Fuck Florida and it's damn hurricanes that cause not one, but TWO flights to be canceled!

    Anyway, I'm back and my guy and I have been going at it like bunnies ! Lotsa bum lovin (my fave)! I have a question though cuz it's been bugging me........can butt sex kill you? Someone once told me that there's a nerve in your rectum that if it gets hit during anal or pinched or something, that it'll give you a heart attack. I've never heard of it happening before but her doctor told her about it after she told her doctor she took it in the pooper. I just ask cuz it's always on my mind when we're going at it. I keep thinking, "will this thrust be the final one? Maybe it'll be this one....". Anyway, let me know if you've heard about this magical nerve of death......



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    THERE YOU ARE! Hahaha.. Glad you're home safe!

    Although, as you know, I'm not a butt sexer, I have heard the same thing. I'm not sure if it's an Urban Legend or not, but I remember a story of a girl who supposedly died when the nerve was hit.

    Spooky stuff. Maybe some butt sexers can shed some light. Fact or Fiction?

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    I never heard about that but I heard that if you do it too often your sphinkter(?) muscle gets loose and you cant control yourself when you need to shit ! I know its pretty disgusting but that what I heard ! So dont do it too much

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    Just do anal exercises. They're like kegels. I once read about them in a book with a wierd title like " 7 steps to a happy sphincter". No lie. Never had a problem with my poop chute. Well, except that I poop rabbit pellets, but that's cause when I was a kid I'd eat cheese a lot and get bound up and my belly would get rock hard and my mom had to give me enemas. That explains my goober poos.

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    No way !!! I never heard of anal exercise ! LOL !

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    LOL Only you Hottie!!! (I love you!)

    I haven't heard any of this, however, this poses a new thought in my head as well... must be careful I suppose. Just use lots of lube.


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    i think more porn stars would be dead if this was true

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    After reading this i am sooo glad i have an "exit only" sign on my ass

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    I don't care what anyone says about you, Hottie, you're OK with me.

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    I died after I had butt sex. Died in pure pain. I dont recommend it.

    Anyone who HAS died from butt sex, please raise your hand!

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    *blinks* okay, I've only done a few weeks study in human bio on the nervous system, but I've never heard of any nerve in your entire body that will automatically give you a heart attack when pinched. Pinching nerves will damage the nerve itself, possibly resulting in loss of feeling [temporary to permanent] - but there isn't even a nerve that directly links the heart and your sphincter, your sphincter would be controlled by your genitofemoral and pudendal nerves [lower back and base of spine] and your heart by the Vagus nerve [which does a whole lot of other crap] and is technically a cranial nerve.

    So, basically, I don't think it is remotely possible.
    Plus in all the examples in my medical text about causes of heart attacks, anal sex is not listed.
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    I died after I had butt sex. Died in pure pain. I dont recommend it.

    Anyone who HAS died from butt sex, please raise your hand!

    LOL Yep me I did die from butt sex !!!! You are too funny

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    This must be one of those "urban legends".
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    I checked on this website theres no such urban legend www.snopes.com !

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    They have some gorry pictures on that site.
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    Never heard of anything like this before and can find no mention whatsoever of it on any of the med-related websites I looked at - can't imagine something like that wouldn't be pretty well known if true.
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    I think this is an "urban legend",like the pop rocks and Coca-Cola.
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    Yes, this is all very true. This is actually a "Death Move" used in a variety of martial arts. Often known as the "Vulcan Death Anal Pinch" I believe.
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    I'd be dead by now, lots of vigorous ass-fucking over the last few years. Yup, an urban legend for sure

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    That's crap (heehee)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=1;threadid=13226;start=msg172988#msg172 988 date=1094809482
    I'd be dead by now, lots of vigorous ass-fucking over the last few years. Yup, an urban legend for sure
    I've had some butt love too and it's just not true. Where the hell do people get this kind of shit from? And furthermore, who the hell believes it and WHY?

    Hottie, is this the guys you dumped, or some other guy you're rebounding with? Is this the male stripclub "can I put it in your pooper" guy? I'm confuzzled.
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    I have been a back door girl now and again too. Usually when I have had too much to drink LOL. Not true here either. A nerve that gives you a heart attack? impossible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AinNY link=board=1;threadid=13226;start=msg172847#msg172 847 date=1094786040
    i think more porn stars would be dead if this was true

    So true AinNY, not to mention every gay guy would have died by now !! This has to be an urban myth that and I think your friend's DR. was trying to scare her. Not everyone looks at anal sex as a good thing.

    I have heard about butt " kegels" I am actually doing mine now. Not because I have anal sex but because they strength the tail bone and help with maintaining good posture.
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    LOL! Look out! You might hit that instant-death butt nerve! Ahhhhh!

    Damn, that's some funny shit. To think all the thousands of years of human evolution would develop a hard-wired nervous ganglia system to put a fatal trigger up one's pooper networked somehow to the heart.

    I wasn't going to say anything because, heck, such urban myths might add a little thrill of danger to things.. the same way sex in public/fear of getting caught can add a little thrill. It's all good.

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    Ahhhh! Hottie, I'm sorry about your post. I went to quote you, and the "modify" button for the mods is right next to the quote button. So I messed it all up and had to delete it.. My post ended up on yours. Grrr!

    Sorry dahling.. You can repost it if you'd like..

    But anyway.. What I was saying was that the blowing up the hoo-ha is definitely a no-no during pregnancy. It can kill the baby, or if he/she lives, it would be with severe brain damage. My OB warned the hubby about that.

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