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    Default IS that what I think it is?? Put that THING away!!!

    I've been around as in, danced awhile. In all the times I have danced, I thought I had heard, seen it all.. you know, the guys who have the fetishes going on, peeing in a cup, locks of hair, shoes, panties, you name it I've heard it.

    But, last night, I got the whammies of all whammies.

    First off, I had a regular who came in, but before he did, I had the sickening task to dance for a guy- about 50'ish.. and as my back was turned (and I was standing up) I turned around and here's this gray haired old man with Wanker out and asking me to spit on it for him- I was like "PUT THAT DAMN THING AWAY"

    and then.. I ended the dance and he got caught doing the same damn thing with another girl and he got thrown out.

    Spit? What the F*ck is wrong with people and WHY WHY WHY do I get all the weird ones?


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    EEEWWWWW Gynger, hahahaha. I just hope he paid you upfront!

    I'm still a newbie, so I haven't had many of those experiences yet. However, a couple weeks ago, I was dancing for a guy from Seattle and about 30 seconds into the dance he unzipped his windpants from the side and started playing with himself. UGH. I lifted my foot up, moved his hand away with it, and then stepped on his hand with my heel, lol. Lesson learned I'm sure.

    Hahaha... "spit on it baby"...that's great.

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    Default Re:IS that what I think it is?? Put that THING away!!!

    I've had a few guys whip out the monster when my back was turned. Never had them ask me to spit on it though.........that's just nasty.

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    Ewwwwwwww WTF with the spitting ???

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    Ive had a few of those flashers in my time. I just dont understand what those idiots are thinking it will accomplish.

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    Wait....you gals don't like that????? Holy crap!
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    Damn....thats how I pick up chicks...

    I just walk around with it hanging out....

    You mean that's why they wont talk to me?










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    Yuck, I had a guy the other day who would literally thrust his pelvis like two feet i the air any time I came near it. I was like "Dude, you're going to bruise my hooha." But I didn't say that. he didn't speak much English. I just tried to hold his legs down so he wouldn't do that and I'd get off him and air-dance whenever he got too into it.

    Anyway, I got up from his lap and turned around and he was rubbing it through his pants. I shook my head and pushed his hand off if it with my foot. Man, it was so annoying. He was the only guy in the club at the time and he bought four dances but I just wanted him to go away. If your only goal is to get off, go across the street to the Lusty Lady! He could have jerked off watched naked girls through glass for like $5 at the most instead of $80 that went to a dancer who refused to help him along.
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    Oh yuck, I hate that. Some men are so stupid.

    I thought I'd seen it all too, and then a couple weeks ago I had a guy with a... (wait for it)... belly button fetish! He tipped me just to play with my belly buton in the CR.

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    Default Re:IS that what I think it is?? Put that THING away!!!

    Noelle-where do you work...Roaring 20's? Just curious. But your definitely right...and probably for less than $5.

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    No, I work at the Deja Vu in Seattle... there's a Lusty Lady right across the street here too.
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    Default Re:IS that what I think it is?? Put that THING away!!!

    Gotta love the guys who wear small shorts with no underwear and let their wankers hang out the side.

    This happened once and I didnt see it until my buttcheek rubbed up against it. Obviously, i told him to put it away and he "tucked" it right back in. GROSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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    Lexi, eww, I've had one of those, except he try to pull it out more for skin-to-skin contact when I'd be on his lap. AIR DANCE TIME! I probably should've reported it, but I was kind of testing the cameras - like "all right, this guy has got 2 inches of dick hanging out the leg of his shorts, how long before the bouncers are actually going to care?" - never happened -
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    Ugh, these guys think they're so clever, don't they. At my old club, a girl was in a booth with a guy. I guess he whipped it out while her back was turned, and he started coming Peter North-style, all over the booth, all over her, everywhere...she started screaming at the top of her lungs, and one of the bouncers dragged out the culprit with his pathetic appendage still hanging out of his pants.

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    Never knew they had two lusty ladies. And here I thought the old time peep shows were all gone. Always thought it funny to watch guys going in and out of the one here in SF...like its a wankatorium. But I guess better than pulling it out in a SC and jizzing on some poor girls leg or ass. Doing that has never even crossed my mind...god guys are creepy sometimes. But then again semen buildup makes you do dumb stuff sometimes, especially if you have no one at home to help you out.

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    >But then again semen buildup makes you do dumb >stuff sometimes, especially if you have no one at >home to help you out.

    Except, ya know, their HAND. Seriously, are they worried about god striking them down for masturbating but not for splurting on a dancer's leg?
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    Default Re:IS that what I think it is?? Put that THING away!!!

    LMAO

    Im sorry...I just cant imagine guys doing that shit. I know you speak the truth but its so far over the top I cant comprehend it :o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adina link=board=27;threadid=13228;start=msg173152#msg17 3152 date=1094838134
    Ugh, these guys think they're so clever, don't they. At my old club, a girl was in a booth with a guy. I guess he whipped it out while her back was turned, and he started coming Peter North-style, all over the booth, all over her, everywhere...she started screaming at the top of her lungs, and one of the bouncers dragged out the culprit with his pathetic appendage still hanging out of his pants.
    I am laughing really hard at this, even though I know I probably shouldn't be. That poor girl! But the "Peter North" visual is too damn funny!

    I guess I'm pretty lucky that in 5 years no one's ever whipped it out on me, and I haven't even had it peek out through strategically chosen clothes. Knock on wood... ers:
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy link=board=27;threadid=13228;start=msg173367#msg17 3367 date=1094862819
    I guess I'm pretty lucky that in 5 years no one's ever whipped it out on me, and I haven't even had it peek out through strategically chosen clothes. Knock on wood... ers:

    hell yeah you are. Man. That shit happened to me on my first night! :o I think it was because I was a newbie, and the guy thought that he could just get away with it or something. I slapped him. Didn't really mean to I guess, but it was just my reaction. Good thing I got paid in advance, because that dumb motherfucker had the nerve to go complain about me! WTF?! The bouncer took my side and all but kicked the guys ass for being such a dick (no pun intended.)

    Needless to say I went over my WHOLE body with a wet-one (antibacterial towelette) after that!

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    THAT IS SO GROSS!!! I'm considering taking a pair of scissors to work with me!!

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    You know some people are just not soo bright. Poor girl, I'm not sure what I would have done in that situation but I would have been pissed the F*ck off!



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    I've heard the "spit on it for me" also....To bad we don't all spit fire..HEE HEE!!
    RUSTY

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