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    Default Drucking Funk

    Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

    a. Innovative
    b. Preliminary
    c. Proliferation
    d. Cinnamon

    Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

    a. Specificity
    b. British Constitution
    c. Passive-aggressive disorder
    d. Transubstantiate

    Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

    a. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
    b. Nope, no more booze for me
    c. Sorry, but you're not really my type
    d. No kebab for me, thank you
    e. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
    f. I'm not interested in fighting you
    g. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
    h. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination
    i. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Default Re:Drucking Funk

    Funny,Mojo,very funny!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

    中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大




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    Default Re:Drucking Funk

    okay not as funny, but I still have trouble saying it sober (as in it takes an effort) depth perception...maybe just because mine is poor?
    RKC ROX!




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    Default Re:Drucking Funk

    I love your big words Moj...



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    Default Re:Drucking Funk

    As for H...saw this last night. And, although I am terribly embarassed for them...I am completely entertained. LOL

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