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    Which are the best strippers? Married, divorced, or single?
    So far my best time has been with divorced strippers. I have never seen a married stripper here in the USA. Divorced with kids are more receptive. Single girls are too proud, too good for you....

    I also prefer older strippers, they are more down to earth....
    It's TOO BAD SHE'LL won't LAST, BUT then again WHO DOES!?

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    Default Re:Married, divorced, or single strippers?

    Yeah, I'm sure you've never seen a married stripper.

    Or at least, you've never had one TELL you she's married,
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    Default Re:Married, divorced, or single strippers?

    Don't forget, we are also actresses..... We can provide whatever information we feel you are looking for....

    I'm divorced but I tell some customers I have a boyfriend and others that I am single.....



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    LOL! And you guys claim we're not providing a fantasy. LMAO!

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    Personally I don't care what they are. I always assume that they're attached one way or the other, but who cares? I've never noticed there to be any difference anyway. My ATF was single, never married, sometimes had BF and sometimes not. Other favorites over the years were single mothers, married, whatever. Come to think of it I've run into a lot of single mothers, some divorced, some never married. Maybe that's because I usually go clubbing during day shift.
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    Best?

    is this a serious question?

    and wtf is an ATF? alcohol tobacco and firearms?

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    I know of only one dancer that's been confirmed as married, and she does pretty well on stage. I haven't had the opportunity to spend any private time with her, but she's very attractive and dances well.
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    If youre keeping your customer/dancer relationship in the club the ladies marital status is irrelevant. Its only if and when things drift into OTC that it matters. And thats like 1% of the time at best.

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    I never asked. Ever. It's just not relevant to either party, and as FBR noted, probably not even for OTC activity.
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    Most dancers lie. In this industry, honesty will backfire on you and cost you earnings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=8;threadid=13348;start=msg174851#msg174 851 date=1095120042
    Most dancers lie. In this industry, honesty will backfire on you and cost you earnings.
    Kat only the newbies will let that impact their spending. I really dont care about marital status unless OTC comes up.

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    Ya'll are only two people. Most customers at least want to believe in the fantasy that maybe the dancer is available. I am not willing to take that chance, it always backfires. Next thing, I am being let go and the guy has another dancer in his lap.

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=8;threadid=13348;start=msg174894#msg174 894 date=1095122231
    Most customers at least want to believe in the fantasy that maybe the dancer is available.
    I like to fantasize that the dancer doesn't hate me or make "yucky" faces when I'm not looking.

    Seriously, a dancer should appear to be attached. To another girl. Who is more than just a friend. Who is also bi. In fact, they both are. That's why they seduce guys together. Guys she meets at the club. Guys who buy lots of dances and build a rapport with her. Her girlfriend helps pick them out. She should be here soon. How 'bout another dance? Gosh where is her friend. How 'bout another dance while we wait?

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    In school, responsible, single with no BF. You never have to worry about being dragged into "common couple violence." I' ve heard it all, like when a dancer and her BF get drunk, and she tells him she gets off with a customer more than him. Sometimes it's not even true, or it's a "break up to make up (have better sex)" kind of fight.


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    Yeah, I also tell customers I am in school even though I finished my master's over a year ago. Most men don't fantasize about a sexy slutty woman who is way smarter and far more educated than they are

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    ^ I do.

    There's just not too many sexy, slutty women in my grad program. Plenty intelligent, just not very alluring.

    This is how I know that Kat is really just a 50-something balding candidate for stomach stapling; she couldn't possibly exist.

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    CO,you are very funny!
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    My ATF is married...to me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poriland4 link=board=8;threadid=13348;start=msg174563#msg174 563 date=1095095031

    Which are the best strippers? Married, divorced, or single?
    Even after ten years of SC'ing I wouldn't know, that distinction never crossed my mind.

    I have never seen a married stripper here in the USA.
    Me neither. Every one of them I meet is single, perpetually horny, laugh at all my lame ass jokes, and would love for me to take them to a pay by the hour roach motel for an after hours tryst. Some even introduce me to their equally single, just as perpetually horny sister whom they just happen to be working with.

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=8;threadid=13348;start=msg174984#msg174 984 date=1095129170
    Most men don't fantasize about a sexy slutty woman who is way smarter and far more educated than they are
    Bah, those turkeys don't know what they're missing!!
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    I've noticed that a lot of dancers like to complain about their SO. At least it gives you something to talk about (lol).
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    What does it matter?

    I'm not there to get laid anyway, so why even ask if there's a guy out there?

    The closest i ever came to this question, well since i was a dipshit kid anyway, was telling her that her guy was a lucky guy.

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