Has anyone heard/know this one. Not sure of title, (Assh*le, ? I'm an ahole?) but part of it goes, "I drive really slow, in the super-fast lane, while people behind me, are goin' insane. At the end, he spells out A-SS-H, etc.





Has anyone heard/know this one. Not sure of title, (Assh*le, ? I'm an ahole?) but part of it goes, "I drive really slow, in the super-fast lane, while people behind me, are goin' insane. At the end, he spells out A-SS-H, etc.
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
It's by Denis Leary.![]()





Thanks, hun! Gonna play for my neighbors, hee.
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt



Yeah, Denis Leary. Got, he's a babe. Anyone been watching him on Rescue Me? Sooo hot.





No, but will check out, what network is it on? Only get basic cable. TY
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt

Another song you may consider is Jimmy Buffett's I95 Song (were you born an asshole) Everyone knows Florida has really bad drivers so the crowd usually gets a kick out of it.
I love I95 song! Jerry Jeff Walker sings it live and its freakin hilarious!!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
Unfortunately it hits too many customers a bit too close to home!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
Anybody remember, "I'm Proud to be an Asshole from El Paso" (sung to the tune of "I'm Proud to be an Okie from Muskogee")?
No?
Am I that old????
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
It's on FX hon..It's awesome! One thing that I've noticed though.. He has sex an awful lot on it.. LOL.. They're quite graphic with it too. heh.Originally Posted by whirlerz link=board=7;threadid=13351;start=msg174665#msg174 665 date=1095104465
Anyhoo, my favorite part of the song is "Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces and watch handicapped people make handicapped faces." lmfao.. Dennis rules! I've had this song on my computer for years.. literally. It never gets old.
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