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    Soo, I made a regular, I made a regular.
    Anyway, so's we're chatting about computer games - because ya know the only kinds of people that would become my regulars would be nerds - and we're sitting there a little while and he says "here's for sitting with me" and hands me RAM for the computer.

    So, what is an odd or unusual gift you've gotten? Like it, dislike it?
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    I was given several boxes of a "candy" that I really liked. Well, it isn't really candy but I LOVE sour and bitter treats and I was given a box of Twang in both Pickle and Lemon/Lime and a box of Lucas. It was weird but too good to pass up and it lasted me forever!! The downside was I ate so much that I became bloated... Oh so not sexy.

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    LM, that is so HOT! When a professional guy makes a connection like that, you own his soul.

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    Luna that is a bizarre gift LOL but I bet it was from his heart. To him giving your computer RAM was like handing over the keys to the kingdom. Obviously it wont help make the house payment but you gotta admire the thought.

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    Wow Luna.. I hope you took advantage of such a prime moment by replying in geek joke fashion with:
    "Thanks for the memories."


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    I've gotten RAM sticks too! And a 40 gig drive once, a printer, an old laptop. All from the same guy.

    Most recently another customer asked if he could pay for my education. I said sure, and told him when/how much payments are, and he's been bringing them to the club religiously... I wonder how long that'll last.

    I've also, since moving here, gotten deer meat during deer season.



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    Quote Originally Posted by polecat link=board=27;threadid=13445;start=msg175959#msg17 5959 date=1095300962
    Wow Luna.. I hope you took advantage of such a prime moment by replying in geek joke fashion with:
    "Thanks for the memories."


    And he could reply: "thanks for the mammaries".
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    That's cute,Silverback.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Only cute . I've failed in my effort. :'(
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    OK,clever too!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    a joint tipped in my thong.

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    I used to get pirated copies of the games for the now extinct,"Dreamcast "console.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Hmm strangest gifts?? I used to be a graphic designer before I moved into adult entertainment and I used to have a customer (who knew me from my designing days) bringing me in really expensive design magazines imported from europe and asia.
    Other than that a customer brought me an electric scooter, which was pretty bizarre. Pretty bizarre considering I already own a vespa scooter, and he knew that! Oh well, maybe he thought he was helping the emissions problem or something.

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    and hands me RAM for the computer
    Now let's not be too hasty. How many megs? DIMM stick? SIMM stick? Compatible???
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    A betting ticket from Vegas on UT to win the national championship (a futures bet).

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    you're so lucky, luna. i could use some memory for my computer about now. i once got a gift certificate for a free waffle cone, a plastic betty boop doll (i can only imagine it was on sale) and a wooden spoon which was professed to be just a good quality spoon but looked an awful like like a paddle. but i generally love getting gifts, even if they're odd or dumb.

    has anyone else been tipped on stage with a check?

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    Let's see... I have been given: Old goodwill clothes in a plastic bag (on stage), rolled one dollar coins wrapped in masking tape so that I would sit there longer with him trying to get it open , Burger King gift certificates, McDonald's gift certificates, a tire gauge, a slinky toy and countless kinds of candy.



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    <<<gasp!!!!!>>>>

    you got a slinky!!!!!!!

    to friggin kewl!!!!

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    I&#039;m you&#039;ve all had this, but around Mardi-Gras, guys thinks it&#039;s HILARIOUS to tip with beads. For that I dance the robot for them.
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    we have a guy at my club that brings in all kinds of health food snacks. he comes in every night. It&#039;s a good thing. we have a few girls that need to lose a couple pounds.
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    my regular bought me kitty litter the other day... i told him that i got a kitten so he brought me in some... it was sweet... a little odd but sweet.
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    I had a weirdo who came in with a portait he sketched of me. I had never even danced for him; he was one of those who sits by the bar nursing an iced tea all day. He came up to me and just stood there with this creepy grin and says," I made something for you." He handed it to me (it was hiding behind his back like a bouquet of roses LMAO) and I almost busted out laughing. It looked NOTHING like me, but he wrote my name across the bottom to look like thorny rose stems (read:prison art).
    It sure as hell sketched me out (teehee)!

    Vaden---that is hilarious! Wanna treat me to a BK broiler?


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    I was talking to a customer the other day who&#039;s bringing me a case of rockstar energy drinks
    ...and the day came, when the risk it took to remain closed in a bud became worse than the risk it took to blossom.

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    I once was given a peach that this really sweet old regular said he grew just for me. I didn&#039;t eat it (can&#039;t be too careful) but I thought it was cute in it&#039;s own way.

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    Vaden---that is hilarious! Wanna treat me to a BK broiler?
    Have it your way..LOL



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