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    Muscle cramp in my neck, i think. It feels like a VERY bad crick in my neck, but when I try to pop it it doesn't pop. I think i have something wrong with my NECK, people. I don't like the idea of having something the matter with my NECK.

    If it's a muscle that's cramped (for 12 hours straight) i figure an icy/hot patch night do it, but what if it's a pinched nerve?!?

    This sucks, it hurts like a motherfucker. Any advice?

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    Stay out from under the bosses desk.
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    It first happened when i was laying down, attempting to sleep before work.

    Then it started. Oh, and my boss is a frigid woman. She's the prudish librarian type.

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    You're getting older...takes longer to heal.

    Cold will tighten the muscle. Heat will expand and loosen the muscle. If done with a stripper in the shower, even better.

    EDIT...you can relax it a little...but there's no immediate fix.
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    Yeesh Mad.. I've been there.. Last time it happened, the hubby made me stretch.. It hurt like a mofo.

    I do get the cramps in the arm all the time. I guess I twist my arms all around when I'm sleeping. Now, THAT hurts.. Not being able to lift my arm the whole day.. Yipes! LOL

    Feel better.

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    A Rose shower works even better, lol

    I like a good hot bath and a massage....

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    I have one of those little pillows with herbs and stuff it in it that I use when I have a stiff neck. You warm it up and wrap it around your neck and it feels gooood. Try heat and a muscle relaxer if you have any. If it doesn't go away in a few day see the docter. If you have a pinched nerve you arms or hands will most likely start to feel a little numb or like they fell asleep. That's when you would want to see a Doc. Take care of yourself. I hope you feel better soon!!

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    Set the shower head on the massage function and let the hot water work it out.Do this for about 20 minutes.
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    All of the above = good advice. If you have Tiger balm or any other Chinese medicine based balms use that too. It may stink but most of them work bloody miracles.
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    Set the shower head on the massage function and let the hot water work it out.Do this for about 20 minutes.
    Um........Yeah..... sounds great! Head, massage, hot, 20 minutes....LOL




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    Get thee to a Chiropractor / Osteopath!

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