BEST and LAMEST sexual experience!
(NOTE: I said lamest....not worst, or scariest...trying to avoid a question that requires an answer that is personal. LAME....as in not emotionally scarring...just SUCKED...so to speak....)
BEST and LAMEST sexual experience!
(NOTE: I said lamest....not worst, or scariest...trying to avoid a question that requires an answer that is personal. LAME....as in not emotionally scarring...just SUCKED...so to speak....)
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
coolest.....I had just gotten back with my boyfriend and we had been broken up with for several months. We went out clubbin' and ended up by the river on a bike path.
We had missed each other so much that we just ripped each others clothes off and ......well we made an older man that was walking by, blush
worst...I have to many to pick just one. Boys suck sometimes. I have some scary, some dumb, but one was just weird, the guy dropped his pants and his body was blackened by the light from the door (the light was off in the room)
his penis was shaped, well...like a "C". It actually curved back on it's self! I was a little tipsy and I started to giggle and ruined the moment...well I more likely started to giggle a lot. It was so freaky looikng.
so boring but those are some that aren't too personal.
Hmmm the best might be a little to good to share LOL! It involved a very nice suite in Vegas that had a hot tub and a huge floor to ceiling window with a view of the strip! And some strawberries ordered from room service...... It was with a man I love very much which made it all the better.
But the lamest is pretty funny. The first guy I ever messed around with was pretty clueless He liked to lick my face. It was totally gross. It was like he thought he was a puppy or something and he thought it was totally hot. Then when he would touch my breasts I don't think he knew what to do with them so he would sort of tug at them..OUCH. Needless to say we didn't last long ...LOL. But we were young so I can't be too mad at him.
Bettie





I plead the fifth.
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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The LAMEST........well there was this one time I was about to get it on with some guy and he took off his pants, pulled out his dick (all 2 inches of it) and just as he was getting ready to climb on........he came all over my leg. Didn't even make it far enough into the foreplay to get a condom on before he blew.
Standing up in a bathroom at a party. When we got out, there was a line of about 20 people waiting to use the facilities...
She was fucking HOT though. Short brown hair, tall, built like a brick house... Ahh, memories... Just too bad it had to be standing up in the goddamned bathroom...





BEST...hmmmm when my last ex and I first got together....
i'll just say we got complaints from the neighbors the next day. Nothing super crazy...just lots of really really good love making all night/morning. Plus we had held out for a while before we started hooking up....well actually I did....she was pissed I made her wait so long....but it was definitely worth it
LAMEST...had broken up with an old ex....we were hanging out and she just kept begging to hook up...i have problems saying no to women...so i gave in eventhough i really had no feelings for her...i was just like "is it over yet?"..."can I go to sleep now?"
oh another lame one....My girlfriend at the time was an RA in an all girls dorm(we went to a catholic university). So i was "illegally" staying in her room that night....we're going at it around 2AM or so....and the campus security starts banging on the door....i had to jump into the closet to hide...so i'm butt nekkid in the closet, that doesnt really close all the way, still "excited"....while the campus security and one of her residents are sitting and talking about something that happened for like 20 minutes...after that I didnt even want to do anythign after they left.....LAME![]()
Holy crap balls Kittie, too funny! LMAO - :oOriginally Posted by Kittie link=board=1;threadid=13488;start=msg176531#msg176 531 date=1095414440
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