"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





How'd you know how us Aussies loved doing it ???
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Actually.. a "truth is stranger than ficition" tale that the Australian part of that flash toon reminded me of....
When Santa Fe Gold was around (it was sold, demolished and re-birthed as Hollywood Showgirls).. and I was working there.. this actually happened:
One of the dancers, at the time, was caught in one of the guys cubicles getting it doggy style. The funny part is that the guy was doing it doggy style with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other !![]()
We all joked that he was "the man" for being able to f--k a dancer whilst also not spilling a drop from his beer and having a smoke.. LOL!!!
EDIT TO ADD: Ah... obviously done by someone who has only a slight club about Australians... we do not drink Fosters. Most guys drink XXXX or VB or any other beer.. no Fosters. Also.. whilst we may tease the Kiwis about their sheep obsession.. it is funny as we (Australia) have more sheep than they will ever have.. LOL!
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Hey not all Kiwis fuck sheep....
Only 87% of farmers do... they other 13% are lying!![]()
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