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    Default For the ladies - what not to tell customers

    Ok there's a lot of threads on what to talk about with the customers. Now, I'll post something for the ladies not to tell the customer. :lipsrsealed:

    Ladies please don't tell us how your SO has a much lower sex drive than you and you only have sex like once a week, but you would like to have sex like 5 times a day.

    Last thing, I want to hear at a SC is how my fantasy girl's SO is not satisfying her when I am not getting any. Makes us single guys feel worse that some guy/gal has such a hot SO and is tired of fu*king her.



    Ok that's my rant, guys on the board please feel free to add to this list.

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    see it worked

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    Please don't complain all the time, we get enough of that at home. We're looking to be entertained and have some laughs, so you need a positive attitude, even if you have to fake it.
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    Don't say did you save all of your money for me
    What a lousy day I have only made 200 dollars today .
    I need help paying my car payments.
    I was evicted from my apartment.
    I seem to get alot of gult trips pulled on me.
    I have all of these things said to me.
    Last Edit: September 28, 1996, 12:58:29 PM by Element Edited 156 times

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    Quote Originally Posted by FONDL link=board=8;threadid=13597;start=msg177996#msg177 996 date=1095693597
    Please don't complain all the time, we get enough of that at home. We're looking to be entertained and have some laughs, so you need a positive attitude, even if you have to fake it.
    To defend the ladies...it aint easy to keep a positive attitude when the club is dead, theres 3-15 other girls trying to hustle the same few customers and you deal with rejection after rejection.
    Its also hard to remain positive when you deal with drunken idiots groping you, refusing to tip, trying to cheat you out of lapdance money,blowing air on your asshole or pussy, trying to convince you to go home with them, offering you money for sex, etc...
    I know customers go to be entertained, but lets not lose sight of the fact that this is a job with a reasonably high stress rate and much like office workers, gas station attendants etc, everyone has an off day so you're bound to run into one if not more dancers with sour attitudes.

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    God I HATE when a customer blows on me anywhere.

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    Thank you, Blade.

    We all know we're not supposed to complain, but sometimes we're just not able to hide our feelings.

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    If I just met a dancer, then I pretty much expect her to try to sell the fantasy. I go to clubs to have a good time; I'm not the type of customer who brings my troubles into the club with me, so honestly, I'm probably not ready to hear all about yours. I'm looking for a dancer who's got a great personality and looks like she having a good time.
    This is all true.

    However, I go into a strip club with the same outlook; some women in the club (maybe most even) will be jaded, embittered and positively misandristic and frequently unable to hide that occupationally-derived condition. By immediately not coming across as a drunken, reeking construction worker and displaying a modicum of class, respect and appreciation, I can deflect a lot of that negativity that many dancers exhibit--or avoid it entirely.

    Realistically, considering my MO in a club, if you're getting dances from me, you've met my fantastical expectations. It's a tough job to be a dancer, despite how easy some make it look, and I can appreciate that fact...usually with $20 bills.

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    Don't say "What a slow day, been working my ass off and all I made was 300 dollars."

    In that case, I probably won't tip you at all.

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    Blade, I agree with you. It is tough to stay positive with all the crap dancers have to take. It's a tough job and I sure wouldn't want to do it. That's exactly why the one with the positive attitude and friendly smile stands out. And she's the one I will end up with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FONDL link=board=8;threadid=13597;start=msg179452#msg179 452 date=1095879409
    Blade, I agree with you. It is tough to stay positive with all the crap dancers have to take. It's a tough job and I sure wouldn't want to do it. That's exactly why the one with the positive attitude and friendly smile stands out. And she's the one I will end up with.
    Damn, is it THAT hard to find a lady with a smile and a good attitude? I see them everywhere at work. Jeez, maybe it isn't the girls, maybe its ya'll trying to get there to sit with you and TALK for an hour because I know that's what you cheapskates like to do. Wanna put a smile on her face? Buy the damn dance and quit asking her questions if you don't want to hear the answer!

    BTW, I will always smile and charm you. But inside, trust me, I hate you too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=8;threadid=13597;start=msg179502#msg179 502 date=1095882489
    BTW, I will always smile and charm you. But inside, trust me, I hate you too!

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    I think the more positive a person you are, the more likely someone will dump/empty their closet upon you. It's like a magnetic thing- negative gets sucked into the positive.

    Kat's right- if you go in looking specifically for some rub and bump with a hot body in a thong, it's all good and everything usually works out. If you're trying to be Joe Blow convo bloke, be ready for what that entails. People are only flesh and blood... and I'm sure the dancer dumping their life or situation saga on you has probably been an ear for countless PL's blubbering of their poor lives in the past as well. Bullshit flows uphill.

    Me? I don't mind the human experience one bit... it's all good. There is no 'fantasy' in the clubs for me having worked in one, as well as tons of my friends are dancers.. so drink, tip and hang dynamic is pretty much all that's left for me. Besides, a soggy dancer can usually be turned around pretty quickly with a little tomfoolery or clowning, and that's always rewarding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=8;threadid=13597;start=msg179502#msg179 502 date=1095882489


    BTW, I will always smile and charm you. But inside, trust me, I hate you too!
    Damn, Kat...talk about making a mans pee pee shrivel :o Oh well, another fantasy detroyed

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    Thanks Blade, you hit it right on....



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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade is a D.j. link=board=8;threadid=13597;start=msg178746#msg178 746 date=1095791130
    Quote Originally Posted by FONDL link=board=8;threadid=13597;start=msg177996#msg177 996 date=1095693597
    Please don't complain all the time, we get enough of that at home. We're looking to be entertained and have some laughs, so you need a positive attitude, even if you have to fake it.
    To defend the ladies...it aint easy to keep a positive attitude when the club is dead, theres 3-15 other girls trying to hustle the same few customers and you deal with rejection after rejection.
    Its also hard to remain positive when you deal with drunken idiots groping you, refusing to tip, trying to cheat you out of lapdance money,blowing air on your asshole or pussy, trying to convince you to go home with them, offering you money for sex, etc...
    I know customers go to be entertained, but lets not lose sight of the fact that this is a job with a reasonably high stress rate and much like office workers, gas station attendants etc, everyone has an off day so you're bound to run into one if not more dancers with sour attitudes.
    Well said Blade, if I have air blown up my ass too many times in one day I tend to get pretty bitchy myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=8;threadid=13597;start=msg179502#msg179 502 date=1095882489
    BTW, I will always smile and charm you. But inside, trust me, I hate you too!
    And that's the point most of the men here are trying to make the girls that can hide their problems and maintain a positive attitude usually do much better then average dancer.
    I understand sometimes you just have to let out your frustration on someone.
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    Yanno, I just enjoy conversation in general...or I suppose I wouldn't be a part of this board. If you feel comfortable enough to discuss whatever with me, then go for it. I used to be annoyed by the chat about kids and SO's, etc, but that doesn't even bother me any more...although I don't recommend it in general. Guess all the chat on this board has made me a little more understanding of your entire profession.
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    If you don't like the attitude, don't talk to her. If you want her to smile and quit her bitching, give her money. A dancer doesn't owe you a positive attitude if there isn't something coming back. You don't work for free so why should she?
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    I totally agree with Katrine and gypsygirlchild. And I just love the wittiness of these girls!

    And oh, I also hate when guys blow on me.

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    stupid blowing people! They just like... blow. (*giggle, I is clever )

    Anyway, meh, I generally keep a positive attitude, and it does help. during a dance I might say something like "oh, are you wearing cologne?" or something like that. Something simple and complimenting.

    Meh, during the dance isn't the bad behavior, with the girlses at my club it is when they want to be tipped.
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    The girls that I know are always positive.

    I always find the following conversation works great.

    You are getting very very sleepy.
    You like to see the watch go back and forth.
    You are very very relaxed.
    You are really really enjoying your self.
    You want to dance for free.
    You want to set here and talk all night.
    You are very very horny
    You think I am very entertaining.
    You think my jokes are amusing.
    You don't notice my bad breath.
    You like me blowing on you.
    Also, Don't blow on me. I am from Florida and it reminds me of hurricanes.

    when I snap my fingers, you will awaken and come home with me.

    Snap..

    She. "Are you fricking weird?"
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