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    I was searching for a funny horoscope, and don't ask me how, but I ran across this bitch list where people post their "Bitches". There are some real jewels here.



    A few jewels below... ha ha. I think I detect some pent up anger...

    Name of Asshole: J. Perry
    What they should be called: Loser, User, and Abuser
    Location: Albuquerque, NM
    Workplace/Career: Musician
    Relationship: Soon to be Ex-husband
    Why they made the Bitch List: I've been married to this piece of shit for almost four years. He's lived off my money and hard work, doesn't take care of his kids, constantly asks for money. I left him a year ago and found out he's been lying to me the whole time about carrying on with his ex-girlfriend. Go live with her and have HER pay your bills you fucking loser. And cut your hair already! You are 38 and BALD on top, you aren't cool - and you SUCK in bed! (I've decided I'd be better off as a lesbian than with him!)
    How they should be punished: He should have a huge blinking sign over his head to warn all women: 'I have a very small penis, and don't know how to eat pussy'

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    Name of Asshole: Dave Cochr*ne
    What they should be called: Fuckhead emotional retard
    Location: Glasgow Scotland, UK
    Workplace/Career: Royal Navy
    Relationship: Ex boyfriend
    Why they made the Bitch List: We were on the same ship as friends and he begged me to go out with him. He won over my friends and family and talked of marriage and kids etc, so I thought okay let's have a go. A year in and I discovered he had a girlfriend of 10 years and had been shagging other random girls he met on the internet - fucking heartbreaking arsehole! Worst thing is he's still with his fucking old girlfriend!
    How they should be punished: Have his penis chopped off and his mouth sewn up so he can't use his gift of gab to seduce the unlucky ladies.

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    Name of Asshole: Jason B**ch
    What they should be called: Cheating, lying, and probably STD'd son of a bitch
    Location: Finchfield, Wolverhampton
    Workplace/Career: Scaffolder
    Relationship: None - thank god!
    Why they made the Bitch List: This lying bastard sleeps around behind his girlfriend (Rachel's) back and has no trouble lying through his teeth at the drop of a hat. Poor Rachel doesn't have a clue about how many different women he has slept with behind her back - and they have a kid together as well, she is totally oblivious to how much of a scumbag her other half is and how stupid he is making her look. He doesn't even use protection - so god knows what diseases he is riddled with and probably passed on to everyone he's come into contact with. It wouldn't be so bad but he tells everyone that he does it purely out of boredom, that he doesn't want her to find out because she would be entitled to half of everything he owns - including his business, which is the only cowardly reason he is still there.
    How they should be punished: His cock should be removed and dissected into small pieces and distributed as pendants to the many women he has deceived and probably infected over the last few years. Then his balls should be chopped off and nailed to his head - he has no spine and, only technically, has balls. Therefore he should not be allowed to keep them. Hereby stopping any further upset to the innocent women of Wolverhampton.

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    This is hilarious,Sitri!!!LMAO!!!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Damn, I've gotta add my ex to that list... he fits right in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erotictonic link=board=1;threadid=13643;start=msg178539#msg178 539 date=1095760264
    Damn, I've gotta add my ex to that list... he fits right in.
    Same here, i'm adding all my exs, they belong somewhere, but its not in my life

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    Can you believe this one? What a treasure.... This is better than the Young and Restless....

    Name of Asshole: Jeff You*g
    What they should be called: Short, sleazy, perverted cocksucker
    Location: CA
    Workplace/Career: N/A
    Relationship: Ex
    Why they made the Bitch List: He selfishly kept me around for his repulsive and enormous sexual appetite by blackmailing me by providing me with a brand new car. (How could I say no to my own car, handed to me on a silver platter with the only price being sex? He had been my boyfriend at one time and the attraction is still there.) Meanwhile he has his other ex living with him sporatically. Not being too bright (poor thing) she allows herself to get pregnant. She starts putting on a few (understandably so). What does the rotten, fucking pig do? He starts screwing ANOTHER one! So now he's got 3 girls. But this last one T*r* is the most revolting vulgar junkie gutter trash hillbilly from Texas, Redneck, bull dyke looking, fake boobed, garbage, useless, waste of space ever! I mean, if you're gonna get a boob job then at least have some pride and have them done the correct way and by a real Docto for G*d sakes. She's supposedly got a huge fucking muscle that came loose and now dangles from her boob but it's underneath her skin! How Disgusting! Almost like a third boob or an arm sticking out from the side of her chest! And she's OK with it like that! What the?!? Oh and about a month after she met me she dyed her hideous shit brown strawlike hair blonde. The exact SAME color blonde as mine! Please! What ANOTHER catastrophic mistake. I still, to this very moment, do not understand WHAT in the world he EVEN sees in that filthy, cheap, rubbish, trashy, slithering snake that she is. Well she needs to go back to Hicktown and he needs to be a man, keep his itty bitty too tiny cock in his pants and be a father to his soon to be baby. I'm fine as soon as he's out of my life for good without the rubbing of salt in my wounds of him with someone else. Or him taking my ride away, fuckin dirty porn garbage watching low life skum!
    How they should be punished: No more sex ever - at all - for the both of them - but hey can sit and watch me enjoy it all they want. No touching either.

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    LMAO -

    I will be adding a few people to that list..



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    Dick List
    www.disgruntledhousewife.com

    This chick rules, she is from my city!

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    Ooooh I have someone that would feel right at home on that list.

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    omg have you guys seen the gear she's selling on thebitchlist? My faves are the "Pretty Pussy - no vulva" and the "Daddy isn't very good at leapfrog Mommy says for him to try harder" t-shirts


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    What's really funny or sad, depending on your point of view, is how long many of these women stayed with these losers, and the fact that they spent the time to post these rants.

    Thank Christ Almighty I have a Y chromosome...early death and poor multitasking abilities are an excellent trade next to the endless drama and wallowing in self-pity and codependency that is seemingly part and parcel of the double X pairing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer link=board=1;threadid=13643;start=msg179847#msg179 847 date=1095910746
    What's really funny or sad, depending on your point of view, is how long many of these women stayed with these losers, and the fact that they spent the time to post these rants.

    Thank Christ Almighty I have a Y chromosome...early death and poor multitasking abilities are an excellent trade next to the endless drama and wallowing in self-pity and codependency that is seemingly part and parcel of the double X pairing.

    Two cents.
    Nah CO, I think it's much more simple than that...losers attract losers.

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    Now THAT'S a hilarious site. Very therapeutic. Thanks for sharing!

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    New to this site, I had to make sure that my name hadn't been forwarded. Good deal!

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    I'm honestly suprised my name isn't on any of those lists! Not that it should be but....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade is a D.j. link=board=1;threadid=13643;start=msg180781#msg180 781 date=1096053681
    I'm honestly suprised my name isn't on any of those lists! Not that it should be but....
    Blade, it takes awhile for all of the posts to be approved. no doubt that based on the veracity and the vitrolic nature of the submitted bitches about your exploits , it will necessitate a lengthy posting process.

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    Hahahahaha!

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