I was searching for a funny horoscope, and don't ask me how, but I ran across this bitch list where people post their "Bitches". There are some real jewels here.
A few jewels below... ha ha. I think I detect some pent up anger...
Name of Asshole: J. Perry
What they should be called: Loser, User, and Abuser
Location: Albuquerque, NM
Workplace/Career: Musician
Relationship: Soon to be Ex-husband
Why they made the Bitch List: I've been married to this piece of shit for almost four years. He's lived off my money and hard work, doesn't take care of his kids, constantly asks for money. I left him a year ago and found out he's been lying to me the whole time about carrying on with his ex-girlfriend. Go live with her and have HER pay your bills you fucking loser. And cut your hair already! You are 38 and BALD on top, you aren't cool - and you SUCK in bed! (I've decided I'd be better off as a lesbian than with him!)
How they should be punished: He should have a huge blinking sign over his head to warn all women: 'I have a very small penis, and don't know how to eat pussy'
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Name of Asshole: Dave Cochr*ne
What they should be called: Fuckhead emotional retard
Location: Glasgow Scotland, UK
Workplace/Career: Royal Navy
Relationship: Ex boyfriend
Why they made the Bitch List: We were on the same ship as friends and he begged me to go out with him. He won over my friends and family and talked of marriage and kids etc, so I thought okay let's have a go. A year in and I discovered he had a girlfriend of 10 years and had been shagging other random girls he met on the internet - fucking heartbreaking arsehole! Worst thing is he's still with his fucking old girlfriend!
How they should be punished: Have his penis chopped off and his mouth sewn up so he can't use his gift of gab to seduce the unlucky ladies.
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Name of Asshole: Jason B**ch
What they should be called: Cheating, lying, and probably STD'd son of a bitch
Location: Finchfield, Wolverhampton
Workplace/Career: Scaffolder
Relationship: None - thank god!
Why they made the Bitch List: This lying bastard sleeps around behind his girlfriend (Rachel's) back and has no trouble lying through his teeth at the drop of a hat. Poor Rachel doesn't have a clue about how many different women he has slept with behind her back - and they have a kid together as well, she is totally oblivious to how much of a scumbag her other half is and how stupid he is making her look. He doesn't even use protection - so god knows what diseases he is riddled with and probably passed on to everyone he's come into contact with. It wouldn't be so bad but he tells everyone that he does it purely out of boredom, that he doesn't want her to find out because she would be entitled to half of everything he owns - including his business, which is the only cowardly reason he is still there.
How they should be punished: His cock should be removed and dissected into small pieces and distributed as pendants to the many women he has deceived and probably infected over the last few years. Then his balls should be chopped off and nailed to his head - he has no spine and, only technically, has balls. Therefore he should not be allowed to keep them. Hereby stopping any further upset to the innocent women of Wolverhampton.


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This is better than the Young and Restless....






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