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    Rant:
    My bf is watching some chris rock show called''never scared'' and his first thing he starts making fun of is strippers. He was saying how all strippers have ''father issues'' and most of us became strippers becouse we need that attention that our fathers never gave us
    He started out his act by saying ''You know you fucked up as a father when your daughter becomes a stripper"
    And how the biggest stripper myth is that we are paying our way through college becouse he's never gotten a smart lap dance.
    He said a whole bunch of other insulting things about strippers and strip clubs and made fun of our clear shoes.
    It's on hbo comedy.
    Im pissed!
    And my fucking bf was laughing at this shit.
    Why do people have to sterotype dancers?
    As I have stated before I have met people who are not strippers and they are just as fucked up as anyone else.
    Everyone has issues!
    And I have met a lot of smart, sweet dancers
    I would love to kick chris rock in the balls with my clear heels right now.
    Thanks to everyone who read this.


    Has anyone else seen this?


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    A customer review:

    Product Description: Chris Rock: Never Scared is the hot comic's fourth HBO special and proves as disciplined and trenchant as his previous cable concerts. Announcing he's a recent father, Rock proclaims his biggest job is keeping his daughter "off the pole," i.e., steering her away from the life of a stripper. Warming to the theme, Rock asks why so many strippers earn money to pay for expensive tuitions yet he's never received "a smart lap dance." Things turn topical as Rock argues that his government won't solve the murders of rappers. ("More people saw Tupac get shot than watched the last episode of Seinfeld.") After taking broadsides at Michael Jackson ("Ed Bradley tried his best to make Michael look like a mammal!") and David Blaine ("Are we so desperate we fall for a trickless magician?"), Rock builds to a near-lecture (funny, though) on why white America won't let people of color acquire real wealth. --Tom Keogh




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    I've seen parts of this. It's funny even thought most of the things he says are totally innaccurate. The funniest part of it though, is the fact that Chris Rock must spend a LOT of time in clubs to think of so much material on the subject. Making fun of us probably helps him feel less bitter about all the money he's spent on "stupid and uneducated" strippers, who are still smart enough to empty his wallet.

    He also did that song about "no sex in the champagne room," I bet he had to learn this the hard way!

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    It's a comedy show, hun. Ya shouldn't take offense at anything a comedian says, since comedians will say literally anything to get a response. Not to say you have no right to be offended, but it would be smarter to let it roll off your back. Nothing to be done for it anyway.

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    PS. How can any of us give a "smart lap dance," as soon as you start the dance, the guy can hardly form a complete sentence let alone carry on intelligent conversation.

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    That's because "smart lapdance" is a punchline. It's about as serious as "a Priest and the Rabbi walking into a bar."

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    Well, I like Chris Rock a lot, been watching him since "SNL". I laughed at all the stripper jokes. Nothing's sacred to him. You gotta roll with the punches......no humor would be good if it was all tame all the time.
    Ah, I hate him less than I do the cheapskates.....

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    Obviously his routine is comedy, my comment also was not meant to be taken seriously. Follow your own advice and don't take things so literally/seriously!

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    Oh, the second post you made was a great one (Not that there was anything wrong with the 1st one, mind you), i was adding to it. I have a very dry sense of humor. It's sometimes hard to see just when i'm goofing off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aphrodite link=board=1;threadid=13879;start=msg182372#msg182 372 date=1096265991
    PS. How can any of us give a "smart lap dance," as soon as you start the dance, the guy can hardly form a complete sentence let alone carry on intelligent conversation.
    He admitted to spending ''a lot'' of time in strip clubs and say's how addicting they are. Yet, he makes fun of us.
    Yes, I know it's in all in good humor.
    But it's also hypocritical.
    It reminds me of how guy's act totally different towards you when other men are around. Where as when your alone your boyfriend worships you.
    Why do guy's do this .Insecurity?
    Yes, chris rock is funny. But he is encouraging all those stereotypes we have all tried so hard to proceed.


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    Maggie's last point has merit. But anyone who listens to Rock's act and takes it to heart needs a reality check (Meaning anyone who buys into the steriotype MORE as a result of it). But, lets face it, that steriotype exists, there's no getting around it. I work in the tech industry, we have a steriotype of being dorky, hairy, ugly, fat guys.

    Hey at least people think Strippers are COOL! I'm not a dorky (Though i have a few geek traits), hairy (Nope), ugly (God, i hope not, i get hot chicks if that's any indication), fat (Fat? That's a laugh, look at my pic in the gallery, when i turn sideways i'm invisible) guy.

    Everyone has to deal with steriotypes.

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    How do I get to your pic madcap?


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    I don't blame you for being mad, but he is notoriously brutal to all kinds of stereotypes. Did you see his big, well-publicised, and popular show (if video sales and rentals are any measure) where he went on and on about "ni**ers"? It was sure as hell uncomplementary to many african-americans!

    I haven't seen it yet, but since my girlfriend is a big Chris Rock fan I'm sure I will. It will be interesting to see her reaction to this, since she is a quite literally brilliant stripper. I'm betting she'll be able to laugh it off, since he hasn't met her, so can't possibly know how far off the mark he is about her.

    He is talking about stereotypes, which are so often mined for material by comedians of all kinds, often in very poor taste. We here on SW are so far removed from the stereotypical that it is sometimes hard to forget that there are some strippers--and DJs--out there who are not helping us get beyond the bad image the general public has of us.

    Most of the SC DJs I have known have been arrogant, no-talent pr*cks, and I have worked with many dancers who did, unfortunately, fit the mold of the negative stereotype. Just like any profession. Think about the commonly held view of lawyers, for example--many of whom should be strung up by their thumbs, for all they care about justice. But of course we all know there are plenty of good-hearted, ethical lawyers who are motivated by a desire to seek out the truth and ensure just process...





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    Chris Rock was in Delilahs before and the girls said he was very nice, even after he yelled at a girl for bumping into him and making him spill his drink all over himself, he appoligised and offered to buy her one. What one does on stage is not his real life, we should all know that, shouldn't we????
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    We were on the floor laughing our asses off when we watched the Chris Rock special....the man is fucking hilarious! That's what comedians do.......and I see strippers with that stereotype all the time, I laugh at them too LOL.

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    Katrine is god's gift to men (and that's an ironic statement only Kat will appreciate).

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    You shouldn't let what Chris Rock says gets to you. You have to remember that this is Chris Rock and he makes fun of everybody and besides, he was probably just joking. If he can make of everybody he can definately make fun of strippers.

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    Yes, comedians make fun of .................... everything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=1;threadid=13879;start=msg182436#msg182 436 date=1096271604
    We were on the floor laughing our asses off when we watched the Chris Rock special....the man is fucking hilarious! That's what comedians do.......and I see strippers with that stereotype all the time, I laugh at them too LOL.
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    I wanted to also add that someone will always have something to say about something. Whats most important is how you feel about your profession and your life.
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    Life is easier when you can laugh at yourself.
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    It's for comedy value, You can't take that to heart really. I understand your frustration but that's what most comedians do.

    I've listened to them make fun of mexicans, african americans, whites, presidents, actors, singers, etc. The list goes on and on. People laugh, and he makes money.

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    Well, his views didn't stop him from stopping by Mitchell Bros. the last time he was in town. As long as he's a spending customer, I don't care what he says about strippers in his act!

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    I think Chris Rock does make fun of groups alot and seems to worsen people's sterotypes. I was talking to a girl who was African American and she tells me she wants a guy who has her sense of humor and I'm like "what's that." She says it's black humor like Chris Rock and white people don't get it because alot of it is making fun of whites. Then she says that it would be wrong for whites to make fun of blacks because they've been underpriviledged for so long.
    Seriously I think if a comedian has to make fun of different groups in order to make people laugh then they don't have much talent. I guess I'm for being more politically correct.

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