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    Default Now THAT is a BIG cock!!!!!!!!!

    A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads. You wonder why the ocean is so salty . . . Don't swallow the water!

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    Oh my................................................ ..................
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Default Re:Now THAT is a BIG cock!!!!!!!!!

    Mine's bigger when you get me mad. The name is Banner, Bruce Banner.

    but...

    when....

    You...

    Make....

    Me...

    MAD....



    HULK SMASH!!!!!

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    Prove it.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    ha ha ha!

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    AY-Yi Yi!! Good luck deep-throating that one!

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    I must say, though, i despise whaling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap link=board=1;threadid=13881;start=msg182448#msg182 448 date=1096273549
    ha ha ha!
    Whatsa matter Madcap,you gun shy???
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Um nope, just don't mind the warts. Thet don't mean anything...

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA,Ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    wow!





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    with jaw in lap
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    yeah...i learned about that in science class in 6th grade...

    3 meters long (a little over 9 feet for you non-metric people)

    and 1 meter wide (a little over 3 feet)

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    This should be posted in that cum thread..LOL No wonder I enjoy the taste..I have swallowed much salt water in my time...LOL



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    Kinda puts that "hung like a horse" sayng in perspective doesn't it?
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    LOL Not to rain on the parade here... But that one's on snopes as fake... It's still funny nonetheless.. lol

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    OMG, thats all i can say

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    You're right Rhia :wink:
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    Aw, that's sad...it's her intestines hanging out??? I liked it better when it was a giant penis!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlett_vancouver link=board=1;threadid=13881;start=msg182792#msg182 792 date=1096313232
    Aw, that's sad...it's her intestines hanging out??? I liked it better when it was a giant penis!
    Yep, isn't it sad? :'(
    Poor thing.

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    Well, whatever her species... she's dead and her intestines flopped out afterwards... So any pain she felt is well over by the point that pic was taken.

    Not the best picture to paint, but the only one that can be painted.

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    LOL


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    hahaha it sure does


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    either way.. whale dongs dont do it for me..

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    Whale cock scares me

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