Gabe gave me a good idea from his what do you say during a LP thread so this is what not to tell please add your own this is for amusement only.
Worse things to tell a dancer during a lap dance
I bet you are enjoying this more then I am
Don't think I'm having a good time that's my lighter you are filling down there
do you except coupons
Can we try this with no close on?
You do except checks right?(this is more amusing if you are on your third or more dances)
Is there any way we could work on a payment plan?
When you are through moving around can we begin the Lap dance?
Remember this is just a try out if you do good all by the next one.



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