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    Default Worse things to tell a dancer during a lap dance(amusement only)

    Gabe gave me a good idea from his what do you say during a LP thread so this is what not to tell please add your own this is for amusement only.

    Worse things to tell a dancer during a lap dance

    I bet you are enjoying this more then I am
    Don't think I'm having a good time that's my lighter you are filling down there
    do you except coupons
    Can we try this with no close on?
    You do except checks right?(this is more amusing if you are on your third or more dances)
    Is there any way we could work on a payment plan?
    When you are through moving around can we begin the Lap dance?
    Remember this is just a try out if you do good all by the next one.
    Last Edit: September 28, 1996, 12:58:29 PM by Element Edited 156 times

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    Worse things to tell a dancer during a lap dance.......

    That's easy..... "Uh, I forgot to mention that I don't have any $$ for this."


    Some more lines to avoid .... (for amusement purposes only!)

    "Wow, you remind me of my ex_____." (wife, gf, etc.)

    "Here ... kittty, kitty, kitty."

    "You know you look just like my daughter."

    "Do you accept McDonald's Burger Bucks?"

    "You know this is the first stop I made after being released!"

    "Do you mind if I take my pants off? ... What? ... It's not like I'm going to be naked; I have on shorts underneath."

    "Have you ever considered a _(name surgical procedure)_?"

    "You know if I was you're boy friend, you wouldn't have to do this."

    "Wow you have the best _(name body part)_ I've ever seen!"

    "You know the last dancer let me _________, will you?"

    "Do I make you horney baby? YEAH!"

    "Can I _(lick, bite, blow on, grab, grope, etc.)_ you?"

    "Did that turn you on?"

    "So, this is a 2:1 right?"
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    Default Re:Worse things to tell a dancer during a lap dance(amusement only)

    ROTFL those are good ones verfolgung keep em comming!
    Last Edit: September 28, 1996, 12:58:29 PM by Element Edited 156 times

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    Verf, I have heard all of those last week! Yeah it was a really, really bad week. Anyway they are still funny. Well now anyway....

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    her ass is the jiggliest ass you&#039;ve seen in a while....

    Why does she have cellulite?

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    I hear some of these lines a lot, too! Some of them are funny.

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    The #1 worst thing to say is this: "Oops, i forgot, i&#039;m broke."

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    "Wow you have the best _(name body part)_ I&#039;ve ever seen!"
    That one isn&#039;t so bad, I like being told I have nice tits, ass, eyes,etc.........

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    Default Re:Worse things to tell a dancer during a lap dance(amusement only)

    Hey can you give a LD with a blindfold on?

    Could we do this in my van instead?

    Is there a money back guaranteed on this?

    Come on those can&#039;t be real!

    Can I give a dance on the next song as payment?
    Last Edit: September 28, 1996, 12:58:29 PM by Element Edited 156 times

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    What&#039;s that smell?
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
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    haha, verfolgung, I&#039;ll one up a few of those!
    "you remind me of my . . .
    dead wife
    son
    grand daughter"
    ??? Though, to be fair, none of these were said DURING a dance, though the dead wife one was said in the champagne room.
    "I still have my name
    I still have my face
    I have not run away from home
    Doesn't seem so long
    If I now embrace
    Every single thing I've never known"

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    Glad to see you back Luna Maiden. I haven&#039;t seen any posts from you for a few days.

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    Default Re:Worse things to tell a dancer during a lap dance(amusement only)

    "will you marry me?"
    "will you marry me, for real?"
    "I love you"
    "I just got out of the mental institution"
    "I&#039;m on this kind of medication, for............."
    "You are my girlfriend now. I told my grandmother all about you and she thinks that I should marry you."
    "you look just like my cousin"

    -yeah, all those above were said by the same guy (ended up being a deranged stalker of mine...)

    "I bet your p*ssy tastes real nice"
    "i just creamed my pants"
    "i like girls with meat on them. I like something to hold on to"
    *yes, I&#039;m still bruised and sore..*

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