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    Have you ever started out doing a dance, starting out really slow, taking off your dress really sexy only to have the guy you are dancing for start pulling your dress down impatiently? It kinda ruins the whole dance. Is this something that only happens to me? ???

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    OMG. That would totally piss me off. Probably even more than the whole hip-grabbing thing.

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    Just wear one of your ripped dresses for that customer, and when he starts pulling on it...go, "YOU RIPPED MY DRESS!!" and then demand money for the repair.

    Just kidding...When I first start lapping, I stand a bit further away (if possible) and watch them...if they start to grab anything of mine, I just smile and say, "No, no...no touching..."

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    I have had a customer that weighed about 250 put on my dress and I told him if he stretched it out,he would have to buy me another one.Thank goodness it didn't.Guys can be so stupid.
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    Yeah, it's kinda creepy when they do that. I playfully smack their hands and tell them to be a good little boy - or girl.

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    I can't stand that, especially because at my club we do clothed laps and some customers still try to pull off whatever you are wearing.

    But I REALLY hate when they try to hold you in place so you'll grind them. There is no touching but they'll push their arms on the sides of your legs when you're on top of them to try to get you to stay there. I always move. Or they're like "oh, you can just do this for the rest of the song". How annoying! I'm dancing, not you! Plus, I move around a lot during my dances not only to mix things up but to stop my legs from killing me at the end of the day!
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    Just wear one of your ripped dresses for that customer, and when he starts pulling on it...go, "YOU RIPPED MY DRESS!!" and then demand money for the repair.
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    I FUCKING HATE THIS!

    Its a striptease you assholes, you are paying $20 for a show. My show involves stripping to my skivvies, and you are going to enjoy it more if its [glow=blue,2,300]S L O W E R[/glow]


    Usually its young guys who do this, but not always.....

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    Men are so stupid. Gross.

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    Just like the guys who grab your hips and try to wrestle with you to grind when your in the middle of trying to give a sensual dance.
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    drunk guys too!

    I think Octupus Arms is funny. I also think of Ninja arms....the guys who keep finding a way to put a hand on you after you fight them off.


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    LOL Octopus and Ninja arms. That's AWESOME!

    What I get a lot of is, as soon as I turn around, some idiot will try to pull the string to untie my top, which I don't untie anyway, so it REALLY bothers me! It feels like more of a violation of my space than when they touch my legs. I'M the stripper, not them!

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    Yeah, I'm usually in the middle of pulling an article of clothing down all slow and sexy, and the dipshit tries jerking it down right away. It's a power trip for them, to be able to jerk down a girl's clothes. When they do this to me, I simply hang on tighter to whatever they're pulling on, and take if off in my own sweet time as I purr "relax, I'm working on it". They either relax and enjoy the dance or continue to be grabby pigs. Half the time they relax and I wind up getting more dances. The other half I just have to spatula them through the rest of the song and get the hell out of there.

    However MOST guys enjoy letting me do my thing, I imagine it's obvious I know what I'm doing

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