LOL! There is a porn site called SwinginGranny, perhaps we should have one called StrippinGranny? LOLOL!





One of the first clubs I worked at (the Bush Co) had training for new dancers AND a vocabulary word of the week in an attempt to class the girls up. Girls would go around all week saying "that's very INTRIGUING" and then look around to see if they used the word right! LOLOriginally Posted by ParisLove link=board=27;threadid=13940;start=msg184178#msg18 4178 date=1096448436
hhahahahahahaaaaaa!!!! I remember Bridgette! Wearing you g like that did make your legs look so much longer and thin out your waist. It took me forever to get used to the lowrise ones also! I felt totally naked! You really have to suck in yer tummy to wear these!
You know you are a veteran stripper when you can't party all night at work and then get up early in the morning and go to the lake with all of your friends.
I really liked the one about making all of your money on stage, and it was good money. That is so true!
Being treated like Goddesses.
Long, hot pink nails with rinestones and tape.
Wearing costumes with fringe.
Pale or hot pink lipstick.
When all you had to do to make money was stand there or strut.
Hours on the stairclimber.
I don't know but in Denver, you can't wear them anymore. suspender g's? sometimes the straps would just come over your shoulders from the sides. Remember? You could really make those ride up high if they were small enough.





I emailed this thread to a friend last night who is about to retire after 15 years and she replied with this one:
When you have costumes older than your kid![]()
Oh crap.. I just remembered another one. Surprisingly, I STILL catch myself doing this...
At my first club (Bikini), we had to wear nylons under our outfits. We had to get the seamless ones, without the outlines or anything.
I STILL catch myself checking for seams when I'm shopping for nylons.. lmfao
Ok, ok, so how long does one have to be in the biz to be a veteran. Including waitressing in an SC, I have been for almost 7.5 years.
BTW Rhi, thank god for the death of the nylons!
AND the sling (although I've always been tempted to wear one..........)
RIP ANY song by David Lee Roth!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
slings! Yup! They do look good tho'! God! I han't wore one since what 1999 or so? Yes - RIP David Lee. You know who else I got sick to death of? Stray Cats - The Stray Cat Strut! SHit that song makes me want to yack! I don't ever want to hear that song again in my life. What in the hell DJ thought that a Stray Cat set was a good thing?
When having a bellybutton ring was the new thing and made you different
One word "UPTIME"!
The sequined gowns....the rockettes kick.....AAAGGG!!
I know you old school Micheal Peters girls hear me callin ya out!![]()
I am lazy and I like to party
Oh my God are sequined gowns heavy! At one club in 1990 we actually had to dance on table tops. Little 2 seater round ones? I don't know how I ever balanced - well yes, I do. I was so fucked up all of the time that I didn't notice! We had a sound system in this club that was so cool! The tables would vibrate with loud base. This was the first time I found out that I had to shave my ass. The stages were very high compared to where the customers sat and they could see right up yer butt. The stage mom handed me a razor after a set one night. eewwwwww





I remember everyone called them sequinces. Like, "did you see my new sequince gown" or, "the sequinces are coming off..." and I would be like, "nooooo, they're sequins" lol





LOL!
...when the club's manager is younger than you, and/or when you have more club experience than ALL the 'managers' you work with.
...when you remember being introduced as a Showgirl by the DJ.
...when you remember massive expense accounts![]()
...when you remember being treated as a COMMODITY.





Slingbacks like this one (from your site bridgette)
I've seen them used to good effect these days.
enter: E3167322D9 for your 10% discount
When the girls WERE Showgirls....
Originally Posted by Big D link=board=27;threadid=13940;start=msg183998#msg18 3998 date=1096430326
Okay, you have me laughing so I will share.... I saw two girls fist fighting over a (drum roll please) new kids on the block song... "we've got the right stuff.. baby... girl you sure turn me onnnn" hair flying everywhere and one of the bouncers got punched in the eye. This was my second day at the club I worked at. You can imagine how scared I was.
Merry go round- hell yes, I worked there part time!
Sheesh.. I'm not old, but I can tell you that I get tired of hearing, "I love that new song, "I love rock and roll" by Britney Spears...
UGH... Long live Joan Jett!
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OHMIGAWD.. my DJ (one inparticuliar) played me something (my own damn fault for saying, put me up to whatever)Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=27;threadid=13940;start=msg184454#msg18 4454 date=1096488796
California Girls
Just a Giggilo
Yankee Rose
Jeeeezus.... RIP David Lee...
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I remember when Dancers were hard to find, so we were treated like gold. We were paid $500 a week and make $100 a night in tips a night on stage.Tips went in the side of g-strings and men tipped $5's and $20's. Road girls could find motels for $100 a week and there were always nice men to take us to lunch and not ask for sex.We only had 2-3 dancers each week and worked 30 min sets.It was a great time,fun for all and a clean show.I wish it was that way again.
they still have this at foxy lady in providence, and sorta at thee dollhouse in tampaOriginally Posted by foxee555





OOOO These are hilarious!!! Ive always wondered what made a Vet-dancer???
What was merry-go-round? I always thought slingshots hurt LOL prolly not.
And girls wore pumps LMAO![]()
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I always saw them in movies and thought naaah they never wore those thats just dumb movie stuff.
If I make a time machine Im taking everyone back with me to back then....except were gonna alter all that pantyhose junk.
OH yea and paaayyyccchheecckkss?? I had no idea dancers got paychecks? Thats crazy and too make even more on stage wow!! I should have been born earlier...damn
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
OK, that's fucking hilarious!One of the first clubs I worked at (the Bush Co) had training for new dancers AND a vocabulary word of the week in an attempt to class the girls up. Girls would go around all week saying "that's very INTRIGUING" and then look around to see if they used the word right! LOL
Feature costumes for sale!
lol tigermilk,we are the same age and ALMOST everyone of the points mentioned also can be refereed to me ( GULP)
i didnt think dancing 3 years was considered vetren!
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