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    Bleh.. What an insightful, well-thought-out article!


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    LOL! That was a funny article!

    Sure I've seen dancers like that, the ones with bipolar disorder and BPD.

    The ones that get caught up in the lifestyle, usually the very young girls....

    Luckily I only resemble about 50% of his remarks LOL

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    I laughed my ass off at this article. I've known dozens of flakey-ass women (strippers and otherwise) that match this nearly to the letter.

    The cell phone part was the best- as I've got about six female friends that aren't allowed to bring theirs into my home due to abuse in the past LOL. They want to come over and hang out, the phone that rings 28-30 times an hour can sit in their goddamn car.

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    what am I doing wrong?

    I'll go days without someone calling me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily link=board=1;threadid=13962;start=msg184161#msg184 161 date=1096445612
    what am I doing wrong?

    I'll go days without someone calling me
    Awww........well then your not doing anything wrong,,lol.
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    Shit...I don't have a cell phone so I have an excuse for not answering my home phone! (never gave a phone number to a customer, but you know...regular people).

    Them: Where were you? I tried calling you all day.
    Me: Oh, I was running errands and all. Just got home.

    I thought I would die without my cell phone, but got sick of paying the cell phone bill AND the home phone bill (in addition to Scorpio's cell phone bill) so I just turned my cell off...now, I'm completely reluctant to get a new one...no matter how much Scorpio insists! LOL

    The article, though, was funny. And, if that's the author's pic on that page...I can see why she's so "judgemental". LOL

    Nothing in this article is me. I am in a committed, steady relationship...I don't smoke, I don't drink (and I don't do drugs). Does that make me a non-stripper?

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    LOL! I thought it was funny! Most of it was obviously exaggerated, but the main points certainly rang pretty true when it comes to describing the AVERAGE stripper. I've known alot of girls over the years who could fit his description pretty damn accurately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily link=board=1;threadid=13962;start=msg184161#msg184 161 date=1096445612
    what am I doing wrong?

    I'll go days without someone calling me
    Me too. I don't think it's anything wrong. In fact I like it that way

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    Someone said to me once, "What's the point of you having a cell phone if no one can ever reach you on it??"

    I esplained - "It's not for you to call me...it is for me to call you."
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    Well I just read that drivvle, and I had to write him a letter explaining that he is so far off base on how most dancers really are.

    Sorry guys if you think that was a little off-base, but it drives me nuts, we all get classified in this sleazy steriotype.

    Anyway, I will wait to see if he writes back or not then I will post what he says.

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    LOL. That&#039;s some funny shit. I may have been that way in 1990, but not anymore. I don&#039;t like phone calls. LOL.

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    This guy is a complete IDIOT..look&#039;s like he got burned because he couldn&#039;t bag a HOT girl. lol

    His website is gregbruns.com

    LOSER..I think he should be invited to stripper web so he can get the real 411. Yes some dancers are flakes..as are many other women. Him putting this crap in an obviously biased, jilted male written article make&#039;s the general public really believe all this. As long as we have so called "media" people doing this WE will never get away from this stereotyping, lying bullshit. People believe the media.

    His email: [email protected]

    HERE&#039;S GREGGY AND HIS WIFE JENNIFER..LOL I WONDER IF SHE KNOW&#039;S OF HIS WILD LIFE WITH STRIPPERS AND HOW PISSED OFF HE IS HE COULDN&#039;T GET ONE AND GOT STUCK WITH HER! WAHHH!



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    I LOVE YOU GREG!!..I MISS DOING THAT TRICK WITH YOUR GLASSES. :&#039;(


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    ROFL!!!!! Holiday you are too much sometimes!!!

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    I&#039;m with Kitana and Holiday! This kinda pissed me off. His wife must have helped him write this or something. What a turd!


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    BITTERVILLE.

    PS Normal, non-stripper women can be this way too. I was dumped by an ex for a fat-assed EMT who proceeded to be the rudest person I ever met when I finally had the misfortune to meet her.......she was a SOCIOPATH. I worked with a neighbor/ schoolmate of hers who let me in on how she manipulated men with her pretty face and coochie, and, oh yeah, lies.....she eventually moved out of her little hometown because everyone had her number (in a couple senses..) and even her poor family was exasperated.
    I offered to beat her up, in you know, the best interests of all of humanity, but it did not happen. I&#039;m sure someone will get around to that eventually.
    So Stripperbabes, at least we&#039;re honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine link=board=1;threadid=13962;start=msg184410#msg184 410 date=1096482998

    So Stripperbabes, at least we&#039;re honest.
    There it is! Well said, MM *muah*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily link=board=1;threadid=13962;start=msg184161#msg184 161 date=1096445612
    what am I doing wrong?

    I&#039;ll go days without someone calling me
    Me too ! And oh yeah I must have been ripped of somewhere cause all the guy&#039;s I slept with I didn&#039;t charged them ... mmm maybee I can still reach them to ask for my DUE money !!!

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    Oh great I just read at the top of that artical he is from the PHX area...hmmmmm I will have to remember his face so if he comes into my club I can put my "cheap 8 inch heel shoe" right up his ass!!!!hahahahahaha


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    Hey just realized that was my 100th post ..... woooohoooo about time huh?


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    A big ol&#039; bag of stereotypes about strippers...what fun! Gawd, it gets annoying.

    The stereotypical stipper&#039;s life sounds pretty fun as he described it (minus the xanax)! I want to swim with a Great Dane named Robo! I also want to live somewhere where the downpayment on a house is $1250!! Crap, that&#039;s practically my mortgage.

    My day: get up, shower, computer, sew a bit, bus to work (study on bus), do a show, run errands and/or see boyfriend (there&#039;sonly 1), do a show, work the floor, do a show, bus home (study and/or read), computer (that&#039;s now!), shower, sleep. Not very exciting!

    I get maybe 2-3 calls a day. Half the time it&#039;s my mom!

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    1. I&#039;m only sleeping w/Mt Isa Boy at present. Hmm... so.. he must be special in some sense. Granted, I know of two other guys who would LOVE to be Mt Isa Boy right now (they are keen on me yet I want to give Mt Isa Boy "a go" first ).


    2. Mt Isa Boy makes more money than I do.. even after taxes! LOL! ooo... I want to make 2-5 K a week.. JUST dancing.. LOL!

    3. Hmm... all relationships have their problems. It isn&#039;t just related to strippers this aspect... I&#039;ve seen it happen to guys from non-stripper girls.

    4. This is due to the fact that I tend to find it easier to "get along" with guys than girls.... and this has been all my life... little bit of the tomboy in me makes it easy for guys to want to be my friend. Also something that isn&#039;t just relegated to strippers...

    5. Wow... my life seems so damn dull compared to hers! It consists of running errands, keeping appointments, SLEEPING... and spending too much time on the Internet esp. here (LOL!)

    6. Once again... something that can happen with non-stripper women...

    As for the first don&#039;t.... Mt Isa Boy&#039;s number and name (full name too not just first name) is in my mobile phone. The same goes with everyone else.. from beauticians to other friends.. there names are in my phone. It&#039;s easy for me to remember and you do not have to announce yourself. I also only keep contacts in there that I remember (who they are)... otherwise.. they get deleted

    As for the "all strippers smoke" thing... here on the Gold Coast it is a well known fact that the majority of hospitality workers here smoke. Whilst there are alot of strippers who smoke... there are far more hospitality workers who smoke.

    Ooops... what tattoos!? I understand that the greater majority of strippers who I&#039;ve met and/or worked with do have a tattoo of one kind or another... yet there are still plenty like myself... who have no tattoos.. no piercings... "clean"

    "Don&#039;t go see her at her job" --- one of the good things he has actually written! Then again... alot of clubs do have a "no boyfriends or husbands allowed whilst the dancer is working" rule. At least around here... and esp. at my club.

    I want to eat poached salmon salads with dressing on the side!! My eating habits are very basic and low cost (and usually at home).

    As for the showing of the cash... oh please!!! I absolutely detest people who do that crap... more so when they are in a SC... we have encountered them.. they talk a big game.. yet don&#039;t spend a dime... hmm.

    I would rather that person show me that they are generous with their money whilst being smart at the same time... and the way he described.. its not the way.

    They&#039;ve got it all and they don&#039;t need you or anyone else. .... I havn&#039;t got it all by a long shot... and I only need myself, oxygen, water, food, my cat and the internet Where is that thread.. "Five Things I Can&#039;t Live Without?" LOL!!


    If your goal from the aforementioned list is "sex," you need to understand that it&#039;s going to take at least five dates.

    Well... it didn&#039;t take long or much for me to get with Mt Isa Boy. LOL! Damn chemistry!


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    wow it&#039;s funny how a guy would give there left arm to go to dinner with us.
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    This is completely fictional.

    Too many things don&#039;t add up.

    He&#039;s certainly bitter about someone he feels screwed him over, and decided to spin her into this MTV image of a dancer&#039;s life. His bitter therapy is misogynistic and self-centered. And now a published lie.

    Take another look at the article. It reads like a checklist of simplistic teenage boy fantasies. This little prick sucks as both a writer and a person.

    Fortunately, by now his wife is having an affair.

    Edit: found on his web site - "and some other short stories, including "So You Want to Date a Stripper" - a favorite of many readers".

    Repulsive.

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