This is totally sick but I have to rant about it. My husband takes his morning shit and not only stays in the bathroom for 20+ minutes but shits all over the back of the bowl and leaves it. WHAT THE FUCK!? :o



This is totally sick but I have to rant about it. My husband takes his morning shit and not only stays in the bathroom for 20+ minutes but shits all over the back of the bowl and leaves it. WHAT THE FUCK!? :o
LMFAO!!!!!![]()
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I'd put Saran Wrap over the bowl for the next time he drops a messy kid!
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I grew up with Just a mother and two older sisters.
Needless to say, there was never a drop of pee or crap anywhere around the toilet or within 5 miles.
LMFAO Aleah...
Mine doesn't crap all over the back of the bowl or anything, but he's in there damn near 4 times a freaking day. Blah! And, of course, he has to announce that he's going every damn time.





Thank god I already finished my lunch
Be glad you're not my wife....I throw it at people.
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Bleah!
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LMAO Mojo!! Fucking SICK!!
LMAO>< I drag my hubbys arse back to the bathroom when he does that and make him scrub it..
which isnt often thank god..![]()
Since we're on topic here (sort of.. lol), why do men bring novels into the bathroom with them? Me, I'm more comfortable cuddling up on a chair to read a book. Why is reading a book while on the crapper so appealing?
My hubby buys books specifically to keep in the bathroom (like the latest books from his favorite authors, etc.). I'll never understand it.
:huh:
cuz they are going to be there for hours.. mies well have somthin to look at?
LOL good point. The hubby's told me on a few occasions after I've asked what takes him so long.. "I had to finish that page!"
Oy
This is disgusting.



My hubby reads too and he'll just sit there after he craps to read some more!! Whaaaaa?




While I keep a clean commode and whatnot, I can understand (and possibly explain) the whole 'reading' thing.
Guys need space too.. but we rarely get it. While we're supposed to go hit the hardware store or clear out from time to time to alot 'alone time' or space for our woman, I have yet to meet a single woman that affords the same treatment.
Flipping open the newspaper in the kitchen, or sitting down to watch the TV, or even sitting at the computer... the longest a guy can usually go without SOME form of interruption (either a walk-up from behind or a yell from across the house) is like 7-9 minutes. On the crapper, we can go 25-40 minute stretches... alone and without interruption... and it's a great cover since if we locked ourselves into any OTHER room in the house, she'll think something is "up" and double the annoyance factor. It's the best place to flip open a book, magazine or newspaper and get to collect one's thoughts.
Chics just seem to clear out for a guy in the bathroom. That 1% that insists upon yelling through the closed door, we can usually grunt or increase the splash noise potential to turn them off enough to go away.
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LOL that explains a little, PC. But, I'm totally the opposite. I need MY space and hardly ever get it.. lmfao.. He sits at the computer, and even reads there too. So I don't get the whole reading in the bathroom thing where he's concerned. Then again, he's odd, but he's still a keeper.
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