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    This is totally sick but I have to rant about it. My husband takes his morning shit and not only stays in the bathroom for 20+ minutes but shits all over the back of the bowl and leaves it. WHAT THE FUCK!? :o

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    LMFAO!!!!!

    I'd put Saran Wrap over the bowl for the next time he drops a messy kid!

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    I grew up with Just a mother and two older sisters.

    Needless to say, there was never a drop of pee or crap anywhere around the toilet or within 5 miles.

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    LMFAO Aleah...

    Mine doesn't crap all over the back of the bowl or anything, but he's in there damn near 4 times a freaking day. Blah! And, of course, he has to announce that he's going every damn time.


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    Thank god I already finished my lunch

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    Be glad you're not my wife....I throw it at people.
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    Bleah!


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    LMAO Mojo!! Fucking SICK!!

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    LMAO>< I drag my hubbys arse back to the bathroom when he does that and make him scrub it..

    which isnt often thank god..

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    Since we&#039;re on topic here (sort of.. lol), why do men bring novels into the bathroom with them? Me, I&#039;m more comfortable cuddling up on a chair to read a book. Why is reading a book while on the crapper so appealing?

    My hubby buys books specifically to keep in the bathroom (like the latest books from his favorite authors, etc.). I&#039;ll never understand it.

    :huh:

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    cuz they are going to be there for hours.. mies well have somthin to look at?

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    LOL good point. The hubby&#039;s told me on a few occasions after I&#039;ve asked what takes him so long.. "I had to finish that page!"

    Oy

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    This is disgusting.

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    My hubby reads too and he&#039;ll just sit there after he craps to read some more!! Whaaaaa?

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    While I keep a clean commode and whatnot, I can understand (and possibly explain) the whole &#039;reading&#039; thing.

    Guys need space too.. but we rarely get it. While we&#039;re supposed to go hit the hardware store or clear out from time to time to alot &#039;alone time&#039; or space for our woman, I have yet to meet a single woman that affords the same treatment.

    Flipping open the newspaper in the kitchen, or sitting down to watch the TV, or even sitting at the computer... the longest a guy can usually go without SOME form of interruption (either a walk-up from behind or a yell from across the house) is like 7-9 minutes. On the crapper, we can go 25-40 minute stretches... alone and without interruption... and it&#039;s a great cover since if we locked ourselves into any OTHER room in the house, she&#039;ll think something is "up" and double the annoyance factor. It&#039;s the best place to flip open a book, magazine or newspaper and get to collect one&#039;s thoughts.

    Chics just seem to clear out for a guy in the bathroom. That 1% that insists upon yelling through the closed door, we can usually grunt or increase the splash noise potential to turn them off enough to go away.
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    LOL that explains a little, PC. But, I&#039;m totally the opposite. I need MY space and hardly ever get it.. lmfao.. He sits at the computer, and even reads there too. So I don&#039;t get the whole reading in the bathroom thing where he&#039;s concerned. Then again, he&#039;s odd, but he&#039;s still a keeper.

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