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    Default 10 Things Someone Purportedly Learned at A Strip Club

    For your viewing pleasure...

    http://www.centredaily.com/mld/centr...by/9795071.htm

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    Default Re:10 Things Someone Purportedly Learned at A Strip Club

    #3 was the best

    From the Article:
    3 "Beggars can't be choosers." Or, when away from the pole area, you WILL get hit on.

    And to expand on the previous lesson, if you act like you like it when a girl picks a dollar with her teeth from your cleavage, repercussions will follow.
    I prefer to have a dancer pick a dollar from my teeth with her cleavage, but whatever floats one's boat I guess.


    Obviously, being one of few girls at a strip club who are not one of the untouchable dancers makes you fair game for the slew of horny patrons.
    And some people say female customers are running guys out of the clubs.

    Because they can't so much as sneeze on the strippers without getting their butts stapled to the floor, you won't be immune to lusty looks or a "Hey, girl, come here," or two.
    Stapled to the floor? Hmm. Maybe this chick must be eavesdropping on our chat.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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