"You haven't hit rock bottom until you are fighting off three drunks to suck on a Hungarian Boobie Pickle" - Mr. Wick, The Drew Carey Show




"You haven't hit rock bottom until you are fighting off three drunks to suck on a Hungarian Boobie Pickle" - Mr. Wick, The Drew Carey Show
"Eat my shorts" - Bart Simpson
You are the envy
of all parallel lines that
dream of curves and convergence
- Sara Bailey: Sieve of Words




"I'd love to eat your shorts" ~ Chuck"Eat my shorts" - Bart Simpson
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"when it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day" ~ Marty Bucella





Oooh, I am a total quote addict LOL
"The greatness of a nation and it's moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated" -Ghandi
"The more you can increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens, the more you control the people" - Noam Chomsky
"The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything" - Stalin
"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality" - Jules deGaultier
"You cannot dream yourself intoa character; you must hammer and forge yourself one" -James Froude
and finally, one of my favorites:
"She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she had to crack open to get inside. She talked as if she were already in the shell. In their very shell" - Marita Bonner
"I'd love to eat your shorts" ~ Chuck
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Oooh, you little tinker!
Ain't no average appetite enough to devour my shorts!!
You are the envy
of all parallel lines that
dream of curves and convergence
- Sara Bailey: Sieve of Words




"The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and notwithstanding go out to meet it." Thucydides
"He who reigns within himself and rules his passions, desires, and fears is more than a king." John Milton
"The worst of all lives is the vicious life; the life of a man who becomes a positive addition to the forces of evil in a community." Theodore Roosevelt
"Politics, n. strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles." Ambrose Bierce
"If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock." Justice Arthur Goldberg
"Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?" Bob Hope
When the man says, "I do," it is the happiest day of her life.-Al Bundy




"If men of wisdom and knowledge, of moderation and temperance, of patience, fortitude and perseverance, of sobriety and true republican simplicity of manners, of zeal for the honour of the Supreme Being and the welfare of the commonwealth; if men possessed of these other excellent qualities are chosen to fill the seats of government, we may expect that our affairs will rest on a solid and permanent foundation." --Samuel Adams
Oh, to dream the impossible dream!
Government. "Legal organized crime."
Fishnet
When the man says, "I do," it is the happiest day of her life.-Al Bundy
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news'
Love is the answer, but while your waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions'
The nice thing about egoists is that they never talk about other people'
I just need enough to tide me over until i need more'





I was about to create a new thread for posting favourite quotations, but I came accross this old one already existing in Blue.
A couple I've been particularly interested in lately:
“Above all, never struggle or strain; but be master of yourself, and view life as a man, as a human being, as a citizen, and as a mortal. Among the truths you will do well to contemplate most frequently are these two: first, that things can never touch the soul, but stand inert outside it, so that disquiet can arise only from fancies within; and secondly, that all visible objects change in a moment, and will be no more. Think of the countless changes in which you yourself have had a part. The whole universe is change, and life itself is but what you deem it.”
- Marcus Aurelius
Another way of putting it, from Shakespeare's Hamlet:
"There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so."
And this from the Tao Te Ching:
When people see some things as beautiful,
Other things become ugly.
When people see some things as good,
Other things become bad.
This has to be about the oldest thread ever resurrected. I'm sure all the vets wonder from time to time how the fishmeister is doing.
FBR
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.
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