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    :oHey all you stripclub junkies go to www.iwantwood.com and see the paris hilton sex tape for FREE...well at least 2 and a half mins worth...and your welcome lol.
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    Thanks BD I'm glad to see where my hotel dollars are headed.
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    should I be a blonde? I didn't see a link to it on the lumberyard page ??? I want to see

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    Rayleen your fine just the way you are They have changed the site. Go to Google and type in Paris Hilton. You'll be able to see it.
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    I tried to get in right after BD posted that and the LY server had crashed from too much traffic. I'm assuming that they took it down.

    Personally, I thought the whole thing was overrated.
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    Your right Doc. its not much...
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    Tell me how to send it to you and I will.
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    Personally, I thought the whole thing was overrated.
    it's about what you would expect from a young woman. below average BBBJ skills coupled with pretty lethargic bedrooms skills. the guy wasn't that much better. he really didn't take control and put her through her paces. as a result, it wasn't a very energetic tryst or perhaps it just seems that way because of editing.
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    Yeah it was pretty lame

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    Have you guys seen the whole thing? I just have the 3 min one.
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    I've only seen the three minute version, it's all I could find on Kazaa. I posted a film review of it on SW but my humor is usually lost over there so here it is again:

    I feel the need to rant on the true issue here; effort. People are not putting the effort into their hobbies and activities that they once did. It seems today that any old quickly and sloppily-produced home video is supposed to be completely acceptable for us to download online free of charge. Sure, you get what you pay for, but here is a thoroughly rich girl who could've afforded a hollywood-quality video. She just didn't take the time and effort to set that up, or failing to reach those levels of production quality, to at least ensure on her own that the video was well-lit.

    We sat and waited, as anxiously as a small child on Christmas, for the Paris Hilton sex tape to download. What were we rewarded with for our patience and interest in Paris' life? A poorly-lit, shaky, squint-inducing piece of frustrating celebrity nudity that was over before I personally could really start to enjoy it. It was the darkest of film-noirs in it's lighting...it was near impossible to see. Is this green blob Paris Hilton, or an anorexic Jabba the Hutt? I often couldn't tell.

    Pamela Anderson-Lee understands the importance of decent production quality in a celebrity sex tape. Hers was lengthy, well-lit, full of sexiness and laughs, and a true journey through the life and times of everyone's favorite Baywatch Babe and Tool-Time Girl. In short it was a breakthrough in the celebrity sex tape genre.

    The presence of such film quality in Pamela's tape of only a few years ago shines the light of criticism more brightly on the Paris Hilton video's lack of character development, which only further underscores the low production quality and effort that the Paris Hilton sex tape displays. I don't feel a deeper understanding of, or closer connection to, Paris Hilton as a result of viewing her sex video. On the contrary, I was disappointed with her lackluster attempts at becoming a sex icon. If she thinks we'll gather together to welcome her as one of pop culture's newest sex symbols simply because she threw a few minutes of clumsy humping onto our horny plates, well then, I for one am here to say: "No thank-you. We deserve better."

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    that was funny, but totally true. it was probably a spontaneous act. however, all she needed to do was add some more lighting and a wider angle. a tripod for wouldn't hurt either. she also should have put some more thought into her camera placement and sex positions.
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    LMAO Lestat1 .... It figures that the humor of your editorial was lost on the Pink site LOL

    BTW She needed a good director as well !

    Is there really a full length version of that tape? Sometimes I wonder. Hell I wonder how much the Hilton chains occupancy rate has climbed since the story broke
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    Great review Lestat!!!!! I was LMAO! [clap] [clap]
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    lestat - way to go...

    Only one problem, you shouldn't need to wait for downloads anymore - go to high speed cable -- I had that video downloaded and was board via cable long before my old dial-up would have downloaded it. LOL.

    I agree the video sucked more than she did.

    The Lumberyard site no longer has the video available, but I'll say it is one of the better SC web sites I've seen.

    Anyone hear anything about a Genna Lee Nolin video floating around the net?

    BTW boys and girls, I had as close to a perfect visit to my local SC as I think is possible last night. Once I regain use of my muscles I'll share with a TR.

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