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    Default things you can get away with saying on TG

    1.Talk about huge breasts!
    2. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
    3 .It's Cool whip time!
    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
    6 .I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10. Don't play with your meat.
    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17. Wow! I didn't think I could handle all of that!
    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
    19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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    Default Re: things you can get away with saying on TG

    LOL Good ones Velvet. I think #3 is my fav
    Don't make me spank you!

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    Default Re: things you can get away with saying on TG

    Those are cool Velvet, but I think Fish already did those on Put Your Jokes here thread
    "when it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day" ~ Marty Bucella

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    Default Re: things you can get away with saying on TG

    oops sorry i didnt read the joke section. i never do... i'll just forget them
    As quoted by Luckyone:
    I asked directions from a genie in a bottle of jim beam and she lied to me.

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    Default Re: things you can get away with saying on TG

    I just wish I could've said #14 at some point today!!!

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    Brel...I have said that today
    "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

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