Hey guys, suppose you accidentally ,or even intentionally discharge in your pants while getting a lap dance or otherwise. How do you cover for the damp spot when you emerge from the room? Wear dark clothing? Have leakproof undies?




Hey guys, suppose you accidentally ,or even intentionally discharge in your pants while getting a lap dance or otherwise. How do you cover for the damp spot when you emerge from the room? Wear dark clothing? Have leakproof undies?





I just pretend I took a leak and didn't whip it enough before sticking it inside my undies![]()
just walk fast to the car and drive home
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Just wondering, how common is this?
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Not real common for me, still I usually wear dark pantsJust wondering, how common is this?.




Never happened to me. Don't think it ever wiil. No way could I voluntarily splooge in my pants. LOL. Gross! Others don condoms and BostonBoy wrote about covers specifically designed to facilitate this with special lube included. Look up his posts. He posted a URL.![]()
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To clarify, I've never actually cum from a lap dance, still a little pre-ejaculatory leakage is bound to happen from time to time isn't it (LOL, is that too much info?)?Not real common for me, still I usually wear dark pants.



Yeah, that's pretty common, not actually coming but having some pre-cum wetness as a result of dances. I used to be embarrassed about that sort of thing but if anybody ever asks me about that anymore, I think I'll just tell them, "Oh yeah, I got some dances and that's just some come that I spurted in my pants." Honesty is the best policy. Who cares if people think I'm a perv, they're probably right.To clarify, I've never actually cum from a lap dance, still a little pre-ejaculatory leakage is bound to happen from time to time isn't it (LOL, is that too much info?)?
I was embarrassed one time when a dancer had me walk her out to her car because there was some weird guy out there waiting for her (Yes, she was actually having me protect her from some other weird guy. I guess I was the lesser of two evils in this scenario, go figure...), this was just after I had received some hot dances from another dancer and had a big pre-cum wet spot on my shorts. I walked sort of awkwardly trying to make sure nobody could see it. People just thought I was drunk or high or something. Maybe I was, I don't remember.
A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....
Wrap that willy! If the club allows for me to get a guy off I often will go for it. Its a power trip sometimes. I carry a little purse w/ condoms and wipes for my customers. When they get hard I have them put a rubber on before I continue dancing. The real trick is to keep ya'll hard but not to let you come until you run out of funds.![]()



maybe I am just getting jaded in my old age, but grinding just don't get me off. anyway, I like the feeling, it is just like a very warm and personal massage. but unlike my days as a youth (where I had accidents several time somtimes almost instantly) I can just relax and ejoy the contact..... if It is allowed I like to caress the woman in return. I like it when I can get her to melt in my arms..... (or at least she is a good actor)Wrap that willy! If the club allows for me to get a guy off I often will go for it. Its a power trip sometimes. I carry a little purse w/ condoms and wipes for my customers. When they get hard I have them put a rubber on before I continue dancing. The real trick is to keep ya'll hard but not to let you come until you run out of funds.![]()



That's why in turn we pretend that you're really not exciting us all that much and then BLAM, we unload with a surge of our warm spunk all over you. If you are going to be conniving and try to string things out like that, then it becomes perfectly acceptable for us to spurt our wad on you. Turnabout is fair play.The real trick is to keep ya'll hard but not to let you come until you run out of funds.![]()
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A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....





I haven't come even close to spilling the mayonaise, even after 300+ dances. Usually after about three dances I need a break. At that time my brain apparently wants that blood back. What I have found rather peculiar is, the softer that a gal grinds, the more responsive that area of me becomes.
Maybe I should tell those hard grinding gals to save their energy.![]()
Former SCJ now in rehab.
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