As the flock flies overhead in the missing man formation to signify the loss of FBR, Fishnet cues the bugler to play taps.
Chuck149: Fish, why did you call us all here?
Fishnet: It’s FBR Chuck. He’s RIL again! His girl didn’t return one message and he went off the deep end.
Chuck149: Damn!I did my best to save him. I even sent him a quote from one of his posts a couple months back. In it, he said he would never fall in love with a stripper again.
Fishnet: I know but it was hopeless. Those privates really got to him!
Chuck149: No shit!!! Those girls don’t fight fair!!!
Fishnet: Tell me about it!! Us older guys don’t have a chance against ‘em. The boobs in the face, the grinding, the sweet nothings whispered in our ears, the massages, the phone calls just to say “Hi.” And we won’t even mention the extras. Any good regular can have you RIL in no time!
Coolshot: Now you guys know why I like variety in moderation. No complications. No drama!
EvilCyn: I’ll just have to spank FBR again. He wears that RIL title like a badge of courage!
Amber76: This really is sad! FBR was in recovery for 9 months. After only 3 months of clubbing, he’s RIL again. Will he be okay?
Fish: It’s too early to tell… It’s still an ongoing thing. He’s in competition with 3 other guys but I think he will come out on top. He's got deeper pockets. LOL.
Amber76: Well… if she dumps him, I’ll be happy to cheer him up. Hehe. He’ll have to come to RI though.
DoctorCatfish: Don't worry Amber! It’s nothing 4 days in Vegas wouldn’t cure. Olympic Gardens, Sapphire, Cheetah’s and Spearmint Rhino. It will make a new man out of him in no time!!!
Richard Head: You can say that again Doc!!! I’m going back next weekend. I return home 5 years younger after every trip. LOL.
EH: I just wish I could go often enough to have a regular.
Lestat: I’m still just looking for an ATF. Some guys have all the luck.
Sad: RIL? Been there. Done that. Doing it again. LOL. She bakes me cookies.How could I not love her?
Taps ends. The flock makes one more pass minus FBR.
Fishnet: Godspeed FBR. May you always fly under the Mrs.’ Radar and pull out before it is too late. Looks like this one has a lock on you. If you hit the brakes, she'll fly right by!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
My apologies to those new to the board. You will just have to read all the way back to April to understand. LOL.



As the flock flies overhead in the missing man formation to signify the loss of FBR, Fishnet cues the bugler to play taps.
How could I not love her? 
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Miss B continues to haunt me. Her dances from 2 nights ago only confirm that. What? Oh what is an RIL to do?


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