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    Suppose you're rating butts on a hardness scale of 1-10, 10 being the hardest. What number is your butt? (7 for me) What do you prefer on a dancer? (I like 7-... Ever seen a butt that looked tight but turned out to be a 3 when you squeezed it? Does that bother you?... I once picked a petite dancer up by her butt cheeks because they were hard enough to palm. It's still my favorite basketball stunt.... Is hardness as important as form to you?... I'm tired and that's all I could think of. Maybe someone else can give this more structure.

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    Default Re: A hardness scale for butts

    Good question! I'd also like to hear your responses.

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    Good one....I could probably use some more squats myself. I think maybe the scale needs more definition though, like how you can pinch an inch on a waist for knowing if you need to lose weight.

    1= soft like pudding
    2 =
    3= jello
    4=clay consistency
    5=
    6=nerf ball
    7=
    8=volleyball
    9=
    10=bowling ball hard
    *need a little help with the scale descriptions
    I think mine is volleyball with layer of jello on top

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    Is this a flexed glute or relaxed? Relaxed they are all soft.
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    Based upon jennymodels scale I would say I prefer the volleyball, hmmm, what would be between volleyball and bowling ball though, that might not be bad either. LOL, sorry SW2, but I'm not about to rate my butt for you.

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    Default Re: A hardness scale for butts

    Butts? Did someone say Butt? I LOVE butts.
    To me it's more the shape and proportions that count. I've seen some nice butts that were as low as a 4 anything lower than that only maintains the correct shape while in certain positions
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    Mine is probably about an 8 as I am kinda a gym addict.

    On dancers or women in general I think a 7 is just perfect- Toned, tight but with enough give to be feminine and sexy

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    Mine is probably about an 8 as I am kinda a gym addict.

    On dancers or women in general I think a 7 is just perfect- Toned, tight but with enough give to be feminine and sexy
    You're an 8 eh? To much information for me Christopher LMAO but if we are going to rate our own butts:

    mine is a -1 [moon]
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    Sorry Chuck - but hey it was part of the question so......

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    Default Re: A hardness scale for butts

    My analogies for the hardness scale:

    1= foam ball
    2= higher density foam ball
    3= jello
    4= underfilled water balloon
    5= slightly underinflated air balloon
    6= air balloon
    7= volleyball
    8= slightly underinflated basketball
    9= basketball
    10= slightly overinflated basketball

    Maybe the same scale works for boobs (enhanced included).

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    I don't know but once you've established your scale I'm sure the" buttblaster" and "buns of steel" video people would be interested in it.

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    LMAO what a topic Only a guy with a killer bod would bring this shit up LOL

    Dancerwise, as long as they are good to look at, Im fine. At my club, I get handchecked if I try to check out the durometer of their asses :-/

    I guess Im not gonna worry about how my butt rates unless the strippers start saying..."..Roy, Id give you a REALLY HOT DANCE if only you had a tight ass.." I think they pay more attention to the $50's than my posterior although I do get compliments on my snappy dress. Girls love ya in Polos and a golf shirt...makes you look like you have money LOL


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    Default Re: A hardness scale for butts

    How fascinating...I'm not really a butt guy (one too many stinky dancer butts shoved in my face has left me a little fearful of them) but I would have thought softer butts are better than hard ones. Not that they should be a flabby pancake batter butts, rather soft enough to be nice 'n squeezable without being out of shape or lacking tone and definition.

    Besides, smacking a hard butt could hurt if she's been extra naughty and earned herself a lot of spankings!
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    Whatever the number, I like my butts to be firm and shapely, whether they're big or not.



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    If anyone wants to know how to get a great butt... Pilates works wonders.

    It is thanks to Pilates, walking and 2 exercises that I do regularly that I now have a nice looking butt. I love my butt so all butt-men out there... come into Players and rate my butt!



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    You are killing me AussieVee!!! I hear there are 6 women for every man down under. For that reason alone, I am sooo tempted to come down and give you a squeeze. LMAO!

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    Default Re: A hardness scale for butts

    I'm with lestat on this one, I prefer a soft, sensual butt then a hard one. But the shape matters a great deal. Also when the hips go inward, leaving the hour glass figure...oh my.
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    I prefer a soft, sensual butt then a hard one. But the shape matters a great deal. Also when the hips go inward, leaving the hour glass figure...oh my.
    Sounds like J-Lo.

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    Trixxie = 8 :o
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    Miss B at my club is off the charts as I found out last nite She works out and is a hell of a boxer LOL Glad I didnt get on her bad side last night

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