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    Has anyone tried the in room Strippers while in Vegas?

    You know... "Totally nude direct to you in 20 minutes or less." "Exotic Dancers" "Full Service Adult Entertainment." So say the cards.

    Do they look anything like their pictures or do you want to slam the door in their face? LOL. 2 of the cards say $50 1/2 hour special. From the pictures, that would be more than worth it. I was tempted but didn't.

    Just wondering if any of you junkies have gone that route instead of the clubs. Aggieed? ML? Mr.Punk? My money would be on you guys if anyone has. LOL.
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    not sure on my info here, but I think sometimes Vice puts those cards/flyers out on the streets as well as real businesses. You may need to be careful.

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    LOL fish, good question, I have gotten many cards/flyers on my excursions to Vegas (for those of you who haven't been to Vegas they have people on nearly every corner handing out those damn things to everyone who walks by), I have given some thought to calling but was always too scared with WHAT would show up at the door to actually call, I'm guessing it wouldn't be the girl on the cards, I'll stick with the strip clubs.

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    Yeah, they say they can't guarantee your dancer will be available so anything could show. LOL. The pictures are damn hot though!!!
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    One time I was paging through one of the pamphlets they pass out and ran across the same girl pictured several times, oddly enough each picture gave her a different name, needless to say that gave me reason for concern.

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    He goes through about five different girls like this and finally the sixth shows up and he makes her stand in the doorway while he calls the company and says,"What the hell is wrong with you guys? I ask for the girl in the picture and you keep sending me these ugly girls... and this one here, this is the ugliest you've sent so far...you think this is going to make me happy... she's disgusting... I want the girl in the picture or nobody." (Mind you, the girl is still standing in the door, listening to everything.) He ended up with nobody.
    Very good reason why he never got the girl in the picture, she's probably just a model. One of the cards that I saw out there, I immediately recognized as porn actress Tera Patrick. Like a babe like Tera is going to have some quasi legal enterprise send her out to do private dances with Joe Schmos like me. But some idiots are looking for that kind of stuff and fall for it. Maybe its just me, but I like to preview the goods first, if you know what I mean.

    And a word of caution about the services you see advertised on those cards and flyers that you see being handed out by the undocumented Mexicans out on Las Vegas Blvd. (ever notice not a one of them knows a word of English?). What those services advertise isn't always whats delivered, and sometimes when it is the results can be quite messy, and even deadly in a few cases. Nothing like having your "full service" gal slip some GHB into your drink after you've very stupidly let her in your hotel room.

    Stick to the strip clubs, its safer, not to mention a better value for your money.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    good decision. while Las Vegas does have some very good choices for that activity. they are far outnumbered by ROB's,upsellers,and bait and switch agencies,etc. the pictures (usually of adult film actresses) on the flyers usually come from magazines. you think you are ordering up a tall,beautiful,and leggy model and end up with a short,fat woman who looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels. if something sounds too good to be true.....
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    Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass and you got your head all the way up it! - from the movie "Heat".

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    good decision. if something sounds too good to be true.....
    Exactly! It just didn't feel right and sounded too good to be true. It seemed like walking out of a real estate office knowing you had purchased some prime real estate and ending up with Florida swampland.
    Wanted to see if anyone knew first hand.

    I too like to see before buying.
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