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    Default Customer-English Dictionary

    Customer: "I had a great time and you're really lovely"
    English: "You want to got IHOP and then play Doctor"

    Customer: "I'm not like all those bad customers"
    English: "Except when I am"
    Blonde jokes are two lines long so that men can understand them.

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    Default Re: Customer-English Dictionary

    Customer: "Sure, I'd love to take you away for a week"
    English: "I'm married and I'd never get away with it!"

    Customer: "I only have $20"
    English: "For you"



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    Customer English
    Your Eyes Are So Pretty BOOBIES! BOOBIES!
    I'd better quit at three dances You call those dances!?!
    Let me guess your age. 22? I know you're 40, I'm just trying to say something nice.
    Nah I'm fine, I like your dance technique! I can't feel anything below my waist!
    No, you're not too old to dance. Should have hung up your stillettos years ago honey.
    Maybe Later
    Not Right Now
    Some Other Time Perhaps
    I'm Fine, Thank You
    Go away already![grr]
    I'm Out of Money My cash is reserved for Bubbles over there.
    I'm a roadie for Motley Crue
    I played for the Steelers back in '78
    I know Tom Cruise personally
    I make eight bucks an hour stocking shelves at Winn-Dixie.
    Sure I'll cosign your loan! I'd better get a hummer for doing this.
    Are Those Real? That's cool.[oogle] Can I touch them? That would be even cooler!
    [zzz] I've had one too many beers. Two actually. Or was it five?
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Default Re: Customer-English Dictionary

    LMAO, DrC!

    Customer: "I love your you eye contact when your down there"
    English: "Now if you could just move a little closer"

    Amber: "How do you want me?"
    Sad: ""
    English: "[email protected]#$%"

    -Sad-
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    Geez Doc, you took all the good ones! [argh]

    Customer: "Could you turn around so I can see your lovely ass."

    English: "Let me adjust so it's pointing straight up."
    "when it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day" ~ Marty Bucella

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    Default Re: Customer-English Dictionary

    Customer: "No, I don't mind if you sing. Just make sure it's tenor."
    English: "Ten-or eleven miles away"

    Customer: "Do I mind your age? N-a-a-h!"
    English: "It means I might actually have a shot!"

    -Sad-




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