Customer: "I had a great time and you're really lovely"
English: "You want to got IHOP and then play Doctor"
Customer: "I'm not like all those bad customers"
English: "Except when I am"
Customer: "I had a great time and you're really lovely"
English: "You want to got IHOP and then play Doctor"
Customer: "I'm not like all those bad customers"
English: "Except when I am"
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Customer: "Sure, I'd love to take you away for a week"
English: "I'm married and I'd never get away with it!"
Customer: "I only have $20"
English: "For you"
Blonde jokes are two lines long so that men can understand them.





Customer English Your Eyes Are So Pretty BOOBIES! BOOBIES! I'd better quit at three dances You call those dances!?! Let me guess your age. 22? I know you're 40, I'm just trying to say something nice. Nah I'm fine, I like your dance technique! I can't feel anything below my waist! No, you're not too old to dance. Should have hung up your stillettos years ago honey. Maybe Later
Not Right Now
Some Other Time Perhaps
I'm Fine, Thank YouGo away already![grr] I'm Out of Money My cash is reserved for Bubbles over there. I'm a roadie for Motley Crue
I played for the Steelers back in '78
I know Tom Cruise personallyI make eight bucks an hour stocking shelves at Winn-Dixie. Sure I'll cosign your loan! I'd better get a hummer for doing this. Are Those Real? That's cool.[oogle] Can I touch them? That would be even cooler! [zzz] I've had one too many beers. Two actually. Or was it five?
Former SCJ now in rehab.
LMAO, DrC!
Customer: "I love your you eye contact when your down there"
English: "Now if you could just move a little closer"
Amber: "How do you want me?"
Sad: ""
English: "[email protected]#$%"
-Sad-
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Blonde jokes are two lines long so that men can understand them.




Geez Doc, you took all the good ones! [argh]
Customer: "Could you turn around so I can see your lovely ass."
English: "Let me adjust so it's pointing straight up."
"when it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day" ~ Marty Bucella
Customer: "No, I don't mind if you sing. Just make sure it's tenor."
English: "Ten-or eleven miles away"
Customer: "Do I mind your age? N-a-a-h!"
English: "It means I might actually have a shot!"
-Sad-
Blonde jokes are two lines long so that men can understand them.
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