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    I was going to post this into the "Most Common Stripper Shit Line", but it's not really a line.

    When she says: "I'll be right back!"

    She really means: "Good-bye! See ya next time!"

    Can't think of anything else right now...
    Hi, my name is Sleepy and I'm powerless over strippers...

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    Default Re: Stripper-English Dictionary

    Here is a simple translation for some common stripper shit lines:
    Stripper English
    Your Eyes Are So Pretty Give Me Some Money
    Your Cock Is So Big Give Me Some Money
    You Are So Sweet Give Me Some Money
    I Like Your Company Give Me Some Money
    Wanna Dance? Wanna Give Me Some More Money?
    Give Me Some Money I've Had A Bad Night
    I'm New Here
    I'm In A Foul Mood
    Its My Time of the Month
    I've Had A Bad Night
    I'm New Here
    I'm In A Foul Mood
    Its My Time of the Month
    Give Me Some Money
    I Would Love A Drink! I Would Love To Make My Quota
    You Like These? You Gonna Help Pay For Them?
    Its More Private In The Back You Will Owe Me Some More Money
    When We Get There
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    Default Re: Stripper-English Dictionary

    Ha ha Catfish that's a very accurate translation of common stripper phrases But you forgot this one: Stripper: "Give me an extra $20.00 and I'll let you touch me" English: "I'm a ho"



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    LOL @ DC

    You got 'em pegged bud!!!!

    Oh and Sleepy, that's a line if ever I heard one. God! How many times have you waited at least a half hour before saying Fuck it!!!!
    When the man says, "I do," it is the happiest day of her life.-Al Bundy

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    Default Re: Stripper-English Dictionary

    "It's not about money with you" means you have enough to rate free extras.

    "I love you" means the extras don't make her a ho.

    "Those girls only want your money" means she wants THAT money, too.

    "I don't see anyone outside the club but I'd see you" means she wants your money on her day off.

    "I'd blow off a shift to be with you" means she wants you to buy her an extra day off.

    "I'd ditch anyone for you" means she'd ditch YOU for a guy with more money

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    Stripper: "Let's take a break song."
    English: I don't know if you've got money and I wanna get paid and take a slick glance in your wallet before we continue.


    Stripper: "I need to go talk to the DJ real quick and see if I'm up soon so I don't miss stage."
    English: You're borderline stalker and I need to give you a valid reason so that I can make my get-a-way.


    Stripper: "I love this song! Let's dance."
    English: Look you cheap SOB, I'm not fuckin around with this next song bullshit anymore... I'm dancing. Deal with it.

    Stripper: "That dress looks so tacky with her shoes... don't you think."
    English: If I ever catch you getting a dance from that bitch I'm gonna shove her tacky shoes up your ass.

    Stripper: Behave you naughty boy, you're making me blush.
    English: This is your standard nice girl first warning peck. Second warning will be in manner of Queen Bavmorda. [evil]


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    Default Re: Stripper-English Dictionary

    "I'd blow off a shift to be with you" means she wants you to buy her an extra day off.
    I have to piggyback of Sporty's comment with another synoym ( I know there's another word for this, but the 7 beers ain't allowing it).

    Stripper: "I'm having my period and it's too painful!"

    English: "Can you pay for my day off?"

    The rest of them are too painful to even comment on...

    -Sad-




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    Actually Naomi, what's the exact translation of:

    "I don't mind if you dance with girls in other clubs, just not here!"

    -Sad-
    ???
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    Default Re: Stripper-English Dictionary

    Ive heard the "..Ill be right back.." line more times that I care to remember. Thats why I like to have multiple dancers at my table. If one leaves, no biggie LOL What's funny is, dancers are less inclined to pull that when competition is staring them in the face. What Ive been experiencing lately (for the most part) is a more detailed explanation of why they have to go and a realistic time frame when they will be back. Surprisingly, they've actually kept their word LOL

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    Default Re: Stripper-English Dictionary

    Actually Naomi, what's the exact translation of:

    "I don't mind if you dance with girls in other clubs, just not here!"

    -Sad-
    ???
    Oh Oh! [clap] I get to be an expert translator!

    Duh, give me a harder one next time. She means that you can get dances at another club; but only if she happens to be working there and she's the one giving you the dances.

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    I'm on my period right now.

    Would you please discontinue fingering my pussy. Thank you.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    I'm on my period right now.

    Would you please discontinue fingering my pussy. Thank you.
    [rotflmao]

    Where do you come up with this shit!

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    Default Re: Stripper-English Dictionary

    Stripper: "You know, you don't have to dance just with me all night, I don't mind if you get dances from other girls."

    English: "You better get all your dances with me, I'm just trying to create the illusion that it's not all about the money."
    "when it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day" ~ Marty Bucella

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    Stripper: "No, it's OK if Stripper X sits on your lap, as long as your giving me your money."

    English: "I'm going to kick that bitch's bony ass later."


    Blonde jokes are two lines long so that men can understand them.

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    Stripper: "No, it's OK if Stripper X sits on your lap, as long as your giving me your money."

    English: "I'm going to kick that bitch's bony ass later."

    [idea] Perhaps property of nametags should be carried around and stuck on ya'lls forehead, with pictures for the literacy challenged dancer.

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    [rotflmao]

    Where do you come up with this shit!
    I pull it out from the remote depths of my damaged psyche.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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