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    If this has appeared before, my apologies. I'm wondering what the most common line is. I know two of us on this board have been told one way or another how well endowed we are.

    When I was in the club in LV, the subject of my ATF came up. My dancer told me how "lucky my ATF was and the only reason she is going to my hotel room is because of how well endowed I am." Choke. Cough. LMAO! Average.

    How many of you have gotten this line? If you haven't, what do you think the most common SS line is?
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    Default Re: Most Common Stripper Shit Line

    The most common one I get is, "Your eyes are so pretty." Never have understood that. Sounds more like a line a guy would try on a woman.
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    I get a lot of compliments for not being grabby, but that to me is more just a compliment than SS.

    Amongst some of the more interesting comments I got from Vegas dancers:

    "You smell like you're wearing Christian Dior." (I wasn't)
    "Are you on coke?"
    "Are you a Mormon?"
    "Check out my knee bruises!" (legs were across my lap)
    "Like my shoes?" (two different gals, legs across my lap again)
    "I've been here for two hours and you're the only one spending money on me." (pathetic) [shameful]
    "It's all about your ding-a-ling, right?" (double dance from sisters)

    Wonder if you guys have ever heard this one on an out of town trip. The dancer asks you where you're from, you tell her and she gives you a line like this:

    "I went to [insert where you're from here] once, and I got a speeding ticket and the cop really gave me a hard time, and the fine was [insert monetary amount here of at least $100], and I've never been back there."

    I heard that line (almost verbatim) in Vegas from TWO different dancers at two different clubs. Seemed a little suspicious.
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    The "your eyes are pretty" gets thrown at me alot. Maybe it's cause I'm looking at a girl so intently into the eyes, the she feels she needs to say something about them.

    "I need to pay my phone bill, can you help me out?"

    "Can I molest you out back?"

    "Oh, I love it when you sing to me!" If I'm singing along with the song.

    "I haven't made any money all nite!"

    "You look like someone famous!" I get Nick Nollte thrown at me . One dancer would never remember my name, but she remembers she said that even after 6 months.

    "You've got great hands! Do you do it professionally?!" In the midst of a backrub.

    Actually, I think its the size of my Benjamins not my Johnson, although I did get that once.

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    "Hey, do you have an extra copy of David Hume's 1740 work A Treatise of Human Nature, Being an attempt to introduce the experimental method of reasoning into moral subjects? I seem to have lost mine <wink wink>".

    I must admit, I fall for this line every time.

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    I get some of the ones mentioned before(eyes, endowment), but the one I get all the time when I mention my age(35) I always get you look so young.

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    It's so blatantly full of crap when a dancer compliments you on how big your member is when you are only average, which I have gotten before. Trust me ladies, men are intimately familiar with the exact length and circumference of their penis in various states of arousal, and have thoroughly researched how they compare with others, reading all of the relevant scientific journals on the matter. If you are not that big, I don't see how a dancer lying about it will make you feel better about it.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    I believe a very bs line from a dancer (who's not a ho, mind you) would be something like "I'm horny and you're the man I need" and of course some sort of compliment regarding the guy's dong.



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    He smiled and said he was really glad to see I was honest because he asked some other girl and she said it was because she wanted his big cock.
    He must've heard that line way too many times! [rotflmao]



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    "Hey, do you have an extra copy of David Hume's 1740 work A Treatise of Human Nature, Being an attempt to introduce the experimental method of reasoning into moral subjects? I seem to have lost mine <wink wink>".

    I must admit, I fall for this line every time.

    PJ,
    One again I must let you know how impressed I am with the caliber of the dancers you patronize.

    I've had a dancer ask for Emile Durkheim's Suicide (it was out of print at the time). I know I fell for a line, but the look on her face when I delivered it, as well as the exceptionally enthusiastic dances I received, made it all worth while.

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    "OMG, how many Viagra's did it to take to produce that"? :o

    "What brand of hair color do you use"?

    "If you're tired, we can stop for awhile".
    "when it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day" ~ Marty Bucella

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    "If you're tired, we can stop for awhile".
    The times I've gotten that was because she was tired and wanted to stop a while. LMAO. Hell I'm just sitting there. She can dance all night and I don't mind.
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    Some stripper shit I like, some I don't.

    I like it when a dancer tells you how good looking I am, or comments on how big my member is, or tells me how funny I am, etc, etc. I don't buy into it, I just like hearing it, the dancer is at least attempting to make me feel better about myself, who doesn't like that?

    What I don't like is when dancers start going into the shit about rent being due, shit about the sick relative, shit about the car that is in the shop, etc, etc., those are the lines I seem to be getting more and more of lately.


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    If a girl is telling me sad things about her life and they don't relate to how she may need money to resolve it, then I choose to believe it. I guess I don't have any reason not to.

    One ATF, seemed really hedgy about telling me some of the simplest things in her life. And I'd say "Oh" and drop it. Then, after knowing her for awhile, she seemed to open up and tell quite a bit more. I guess, it's when someone does that, that I really believe what she is saying. It could be that I'm falling for another "con" game, one of closeness. This one never seemed to be trying for the big payout even when she left.

    However, when giving a backrub, she did once do the "Have you been working out!!" line after she leisurely grabbed at my chest.

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    ML's sig. quote: "It's real easy, baby. You'll get the hang of it. Just make sure not to scrape it with your teeth and you'll do just fine... "

    [rotflmao]

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    This may be slightly off topic, but...

    After a session from a dancer, sometimes she'll ask whether I'm staying, and whether she can sit with me for a while. Sometimes such a request is sincere, but more often it isn't. Maybe she goes to the dressing room and then doesn't come back to me, or maybe she sits with me only to look around the room for her next opportunity.

    Instead of feeling free to leave the club or get involved with another dancer, I'm stuck anchoring a table for her.

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    Hi Timbo:

    Welcome to the board and thanks for writing!

    When my fav asks me that, she walks me to the door if I'm leaving and says she'll find me later if I'm not. And she does.

    Going to the locker room or scanning for her next victim is un cool.
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    Default Re: Most Common Stripper Shit Line

    I've heard these (I've probably heard others too, but I fell for 'em):
    "You have beautiful lips."
    "It's my birthday and I'm no one is buying dances from me."
    "Yeah, you got a nice big dick."
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    This is my personal favorite, but it's not a compliment, it's just a way to get a smile:

    Me: Would you like to go into the back and do a lap dance?

    Customer: No, not right now, maybe later. OR...Sure, why not...

    Me: ok, but how much do you charge?

    They raise an eyebrow and have to think for a split second, then usually get it, while I stand there smirking

    Hey, we are there to be "played" with, why not play a little back? The job is as fun as you make it...
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    I don't go to clubs that much but seem to find a few of the same dancers working. The two that I'm thinking of always use their same patented lines.

    "Hey Honey, lets go in the back so I can play with your big hard c...!" She used this one 3 times on me in about an hour. Finally I said "oh, you must have me confused with someone else!" She just looked at me funny but skirted around me the rest of the night. haha!

    The other was "do you want to come in back and play with my c......?" I started to laugh and she lost her edge and said "what? what is so funny?" I told her I wasn't expecting that kind of comment from her. She hung out and talked for awhile then I did a dance.

    The next time in she said the same line and I asked why she didn't come up with something more original and less graphic. She said, Oh, it's you again! Went and did a dance and then some how she bit me and it hurt for days.

    Never Again! With her anyways!

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    Dancers give me lines about having a tight butt and hard triceps. I believe the meat lines only when they chew on it.

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    "Oh, I love the way you touch me" (moan)
    In my case, if you had soft hands I will comment on it. I love soft hands... I'm one of those dancers who enjoys being caressed/touched sensually

    If you are giving me an enjoyable back rub.. I will also make moans, groan and noises because that's just the way I am... I do not fake them.

    If you aren't doing a crash hot back rub, I will make less noise and more words... that's the way to tell with me.

    Then again, if I chatter on about this and that... excitedly that means I'm enjoying my time with you. If I'm struggling to find something to talk about with you... I'm not..

    I had a good run of customers just that other shift.. I seemed to have chemistry with them one way or the other. You got to have chemistry or else it really feels fake.




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