Well Amber asked about a new thread for blonde jokes, so I'll start with a few classics:
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings?
A: So they have a place to rest their ankles.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using your computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: What do you call 5 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What's the smartest type of blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: She opens the car door.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone's been in a 747.
- A blonde, a ditz, and a slut walk into a bar. Then she sits down.




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