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    Default DJ lines - Best, Worst, Funny, Original?

    Usually I don't remember the things a particular DJ says (and I prefer they don't talk much), but recently I heard a guy with the line, "... I see some dancers on the floor, and I think they're lost... they need someone to show them to the VIP!" I thought it was pretty original. And then there was a DJ that seemed to introduce every dancer as a nineteen year old college student.
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    "...and here is K*****, the Anal Sex Goddess!"

    Quite funny especially when another dancer gets pissed off because she feels that SHE is the Anal Sex Goddess of the club. LOL!
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    I dunno, but I always have certain lines that ring into my ears from club to club. It's like they all read from the same script:

    "Alright gentleman, here comes the love Katrina .. get those dollar bills out and treat her well .. the ladies work for tips and tips alone .... (Candy stage 3, Candy stage 3) .... business man's lunch ... blah blah ..... VIP room available to make you feel oh so important ... $20 topless, $40 dollars nude ...... blah blah ......... let's give a hand to Katrina! ..... available for those sexy private dances ........ blah blah ....... (Nadia stage 2, Nadia stage 2) ..... get up to the tip rail and see the beautiful ladies up close ....... blah blah .... two for one lap dance special, starting on the next song ........"

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    "Right now this very minute I'm eating lunch. Let me tell you what I have.... blah blah blah.... Why don't you order some lunch from our gourmet kitchen right now." And the girl I'm with is saying, "How can I dance to this shit?"

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    Yesterday...During what had, up to that point, been a VERY sensual private dance the idiot dj plays 3 songs of death metal and a 30 second blurb at 110db about next weeks feature...I felt like going over and dope slapping the guy. DJ's are a neccesary evil in strip clubs but too many of them try to be the show.
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    The new dj we have tries to rhyme our names with something. Celeste with the awesome breasts, Star looks good in your car, etc. Not funny and not amusing.
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