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    Default You know she's your ATF when....."

    you dance with her only her, the other dancers don't even try..

    you show up on a night she's not working and the Doorman says "what the hell are you doing here??"

    shes not working so you get adance with another girl....then you start fabricating a "cover story"
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    You Know She Is Your ATF When…

    you start setting up your playdates a week in advance.

    When she has so thoroughly ruined you for other dancers, you quit keeping a “gotta get some dances” list.

    When you run out of money and she spends the last 3 hours of the shift with you anyway.

    When 25 dances merely whets your appetite so you buy out the shift and tip the DJ to get her out of the rotation just so you can spend even more time with her.

    When you prepay the bouncer for the video sales to keep him from interrupting you when the sale dances are over.

    When another dancer walks up to you between songs in the VIP and says: “Are you two still here?” Are you getting married or what?” And your ATF without missing a beat says: “No we’re just having sex.” LOL.

    When she invites you to see her performance in a school play. After it’s over, she waits for you in the lobby and you talk non-stop for an hour till they kill the lights and close the place down.

    When you have 80 pictures of her and you are in 69 of them because she did a shoot with you.

    When you’ve logged over 750 dances with her and still can’t get enough.

    When she can crank up the volume and render you incapable of speech any time she wants. LOL

    When she goes out to do a stage and you miss it because you still can’t walk and your condition hasn’t changed by the time she returns.

    When she doesn’t break any of the club rules but gets so into the dances she blurs the lines between fantasy and reality. When she finishes the set, she dripping with sweat and you are wondering if that was real or just a dance.

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    Default Re: You know she's your ATF when....."

    ..you can sit with her and rub her feet and calves because theyre so tired from hours of dancing in 6" heels. The feeling from this is as erotic as the best lap dance in the world.
    Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.

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    Default Re: You know she's your ATF when....."

    when she stops asking in between songs "another dance?"

    when she says "its been XXX long since i've seen you...where have you been??"

    when you think its ridiculous for her to even ask "are you ready for a dance now?"
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    When she has already been dancing 4 hours, there have been 3 different noisey distracting bachelor parties,the DJ has been screaming over the PA system trying to promote a lame feature all night, you have a splitting headache but Mr. Happy is still happy to see her and remains so 2 more hours till the club closes.

    When you are only in the club 5 minutes before a dancer comes out to tell you your ATF will be out in a few minutes. She walks in the club 15 minutes later in street clothes.

    You have here home phone, cell phone, email and can reach her through PMs and posts as well.
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    Default Re: You know she's your ATF when....."

    When you are in the house, she always come straight to you as soon as she walks on the floor.

    You have gotten 25 dances and are basically done for the night. Her friends want to go on break so she changes into her street clothes and leaves the premises for an hour without asking for or worrying about her money. She just knows she'll be taken care of when she comes back.

    When she turns down all those who ask for dances at the rail and when she comes off stage during the specials so she can dance for you.

    When she dances the whole shift without counting dances or bothering to ask how much she will be paid. She already knows.
    When the man says, "I do," it is the happiest day of her life.-Al Bundy

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