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    LMAO!!! Okay, this really has nothing to do with stripping... but I'm still laughing and I have to tell someone.

    Today I went to the gym and did a chest and Tri workout. Afterwards I head to BestBuy for a DVD because I plan to stay home and conserve money so I can go into high roller mode next trip to the club. I'm wearing a skin tight nylon lycra muscle shirt that's like a second skin. I'm walking through the parking lot minding my own business and a van pulls along side with a stunning 20 something year old blonde in the passenger seat. Couldn't really see the driver. The blonde says something to me and I couldn't hear so I go right up to the window thinking she wants directions. "I'm sorry. I didn't hear. What did you say?" In a very soft almost embarrassed voice she says: "I said, show us your boobs." I start laughing and say: You are kidding right?" And she says: "No. You guys ask us to show you our tits all the time." I said: "This a first!" Still laughing, I granted their request. Both women shrieked with delight. The blonde says: All hot and sweaty too." :o The blonde holds out her hand to give me high five. She says: "Thanks! You have great day Cutie." Stuff like this didn't happen to me when I was 20. Now that I'm 48... well... I was speechless. I should have at least asked her to reciprocate. Just another day in the life of a PL. LOL. What would you have done? Or what should I have said?

    As aside note, some of the ladies at my club pinch my nipples or cop a feel on a regular basis just to say hello. But that is just normal SS. You just don't expect it in the real world.
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    LMAO Fish, you should have said I'll show you mine if you show me yours! Your right about copping a feel too.
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    I'd give you a dollar for that...lol, but since I know where you'd put it...I'll just make a donation at my local club.

    Would I have done it? Probably, depending on my mood and who was in the parking lot. I actually did it as a joke on my ATF once.

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    Ya Fish I know what you mean. Just the other day, these two hot chicks pulled up in a vet and said" Hey old man show us your wrinkles and your beer gut" Of course I was flattered and gave them the show they were dying for.
    "when it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day" ~ Marty Bucella

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    LOL... sorry Chuck. I'm not creative enough to make this stuff up. There was a great opportunity there and I didn't know how to deal with it. Now you know the real reason I'm a SCJ. It's a sure thing. LOL.
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    would i show my tits to some hot(or otherwise) chicks in the parking lot of a best buy??? yup, hell, id probably toss my cock and ass in there too for free!!! no questions asked!!!! and finish off with some tongue action. i wish i got ogled and groped repeatedly.

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    Ya Fish I know what you mean. Just the other day, these two hot chicks pulled up in a vet and said" Hey old man show us your wrinkles and your beer gut" Of course I was flattered and gave them the show they were dying for.
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    pleeeease, Chuck! you must not say things like this when i need to pee! [rotflmao]

    way to go Fish! did you wait to do the happy dance till you turned the corner where no one would witness it? hey, if you got it, flaunt it and enjoy every damn minute of it.

    and it you don't got it, and don't care, good on you... gotta love yourself for who you are (man-boobies, love-handles and all).

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    LMAO Fish. Great story Why did you leave out the part where she put the tip?

    As far as what I would do, I'm sitting here trying to visualize your adventure happening to me and I just cant HAHAHA. Chucks beer gut description hits a little too close to home for me LOL
    Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.

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    way to go Fish! did you wait to do the happy dance till you turned the corner where no one would witness it?
    Actually, I never did the happy dance. I was too busy kicking myself for not going for some digits or at least asking her to show me hers. Fortunately I didn't pull out a wad of bills and ask her to go to the VIP. LOL. It did make my day though.

    When the man says, "I do," it is the happiest day of her life.-Al Bundy

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