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    Have you ever had a dancer (or anybody else at a strip club) say something to you that has left you speechless since you were not expecting it at all? Or have you ever said something to a stripper and she has not known how to comeback to it?


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    Have you ever had a dancer (or anybody else at a strip club) say something to you that has left you speechless since you were not expecting it at all? Or have you ever said something to a stripper and she has not known how to comeback to it?
    Dancer: So what are you doing in town?
    Dr. C: Oh nothing much, some shopping, some strippers.
    Dancer: Oh, where'd you go shopping?
    Dr. C: Nothing much. Just went to Wal-Mart for...
    Dancer: Oh, I love Wal-Mart! Will you take me shopping at Wal-Mart? Buy me a couple of outfits?
    Dr. C: Uh yeah, sure. (I thought she was just kidding).
    Dancer: Okay, we can go at closing time.
    Dr. C: But I'm not going to be here that long sweetie.
    Dancer: Then can you give me your phone number?
    Dr. C: - ???

    That about did it...and an ATF was born!

    No, we never went. But she brought this Wal-Mart shit up again on three subsequent trips. Maybe I like being jerked around.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    I'm a sucker for the fake lower-lip thing (the one that says "You want me to be happy, don't you?). It's so DAMN cute...lol

    Well at least it wasn't Zale's or some other jewelry store.

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    I have been close to several dancer/students who at some point commented wistfully, "If I had you for a dad, I wouldn't be dancing." The one that left me speechless was a cute/pretty orphan who had just turned 20. After several minutes of just hugging and and talking about school, she looked at me with sad eyes and said, "Would you adopt me?" That question still haunts me.

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    A beautiful dancer came over to chat. She had a tattoo of a rose on her left breast. I asked her "Do you have any other tattoos?"
    She lifted her leg, put her foot right between my legs and said "Yes I have a tattoo of a mouse on the inside of my upper thigh". She spread her legs, lifted her gown, there was nothing there. She looked at me in amazement with these big beautiful eyes and said sadly "Oh, my pussy must have eaten it".
    My jaw dropped, she took me by the hand and led me off into the LD room. Hey I was speechless and couldn't say no.
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    I'm still laughing about that Chuck. I was talking about kids one time with a dancer. I told her we had a little girl,she said we have a little boy. I told her her girls are less trouble,she said i don't know about that with a boy you only have one pecker to worry about. HUM she got me there...speechless
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    She lifted her leg, put her foot right between my legs and said "Yes I have a tattoo of a mouse on the inside of my upper thigh". She spread her legs, lifted her gown, there was nothing there. She looked at me in amazement with these big beautiful eyes and said sadly "Oh, my pussy must have eaten it".
    Nothing cool like this EVER happens to me :o
    Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.

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    That is pretty cool, I'd try it, but I don't think I could pull it off. Maybe next time I've had too many at work.
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    Amber, I'm sure this isn't an example of what you meant. I'm posting it just so you ladies know guys have memories like elephants, never forget anything and don't always tell the truth. LOL.
    The week I got my panties in a bunch because I drove 330 miles and didn't hook up with the ATF, a girl that could have been my #1 last July was in the club. She blocked my path to the DJ and confronted me about why I never get dances from her anymore. There was a very pregnant 20 second pause on my part as I thought.

    You never responded to my posts...
    or even read my PM. (I deleted it after 2 months. It hadn't been read))
    At the August "Board Party '02, you tried to back door me telling me after the fact that your dances were $30 instead of the $20 you charged the night I spent $600.
    And to top it off you have gained 10 pounds and the perfume you are wearing smells like sh_t!!! I don't even want to be near you.

    I kept all that to myself as I smiled and said: "My ATF has been doing such a good job for the last 10 months, I don't want dances from anyone else."

    That was hard to get out considering I was pissed at my ATF at the time. LOL. The ATF has made it up to me since though.
    When the man says, "I do," it is the happiest day of her life.-Al Bundy

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    on my second visit:

    dancer while she was on stage: "did you jack off when you got home last time?"
    "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."

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