Okay, I lied about the fun part, which leads me to my point.
These idiots will put ANYTHING in the subject head to get you to open these stupid things.
Amongst my most recent offerings:
- The page isnt opening What page?
- Is that your email? Why yes! Can I have it back?
- You never IM me anymore Anymore?
- Why not? Why?
- Tickets arrived To Bora Bora I hope
- Enjoy Chocolate PUSSY! Right now I'd settle for chocolate.
- Please don’t tell anyone Oh believe me I won't!
- It is too big for me! WTF ???
- Tawnee is in town Tawnee who?
- I was bored and wanted to talk Get some spam in your mailbox, then you won't be bored anymore.
- Here’s how it works Step one, push the BLOCK SENDER button.
- Stop this today Funny, I was thinking the same thing.
- Fucking On the Open Roadways! Mind telling me WHICH roadway, so I can stay off of it?
- At your place Uhh, no.
- All you can handle! The spam you mean? My sentiments exactly.
- I have the solution Me too. GO AWAY!
- Why don’t you like me? It wouldn't be the spam now would it?
- Meet me tomorrow Can I bring a meat cleaver?
- See how Lolos tits got so BIG Too late, that was on the Learning Channel last night.
- My shady past Your painful future if you don't leave me alone!
- Response to your request WHAT request?
- You may need this! Is it a spam filter that actually works?
- slap my bitch up NOW! Mind you, this one came from a gal named "Janelle".
- You sure will want it My mailbox back? yes, yes, yes!
- I think we should try again Funny, I can't remember trying the first time.
- Did you lose it? I wish you would lose my e-mail.
- Cant believe i found it Oh, I CAN believe me.
- The case is closed Correct, you spammers are all guilty and must die.
Yep, after this barrage, I'm going to a whitelist policy on my e-mail account. Enough of this shit. [flaming]



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All Spam. The Spam Pal and Outlook filters caught 2 more. 

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