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    creamed herself all over you?

    A while back, when the greatest club ever was still in operation, M1 for you Providence Pervs, I had this really hot lap dance with a blonde who was doing an excellent job of really being into it. I remember it was nude dance and her kitty felt very hot on my lap. So, the lap is over and I think nothing of it.

    I'm sitting at the table having a beer and talking with my bud when, "I have to go take piss." I look down and there's this stain on my pants. I'm thinking to myself, "Man, I didn't piss my pants did I? Nah. I know I didn't cum. I would've remembered that. Did I spill beer on myself?"

    Thinking that was it, I stupidly put my hands on it and sniffed and sure enough, it wasn't beer.

    Oh man. Stinkfingerage.

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    Yeah, the clear secretions just dry up, but the whiite opaque stuff dries like chalk dust on your pants. I once had a dancer cum and ejaculate on my pants. Then it's time to go home.... M1 rules forever!

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    I've had a couple of dancers lose it on my pants, and not just the clear "pre" stuff but the white. The pants have to be cleaned by the way. Every time mine were dark pants, so I just went into the Men's Room and wetted down a paper towel so it wasn't there all night. Every time the girl apologized to me, and every time I told them I thought it was great she was so into it that she came.

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    [bong] <----- that little guy is great !!!!!

    Oh sorry, the topic we are on.....

    I can't say I have ever cum while doing a dance, for one, evryone in the bar and around the block would know, I am a F****** screamer when I do......

    You'd have more then a small wet spot too, you'd look like you'd wet your pants.....

    I have gotten very much into it, and have had times where it has made me nerve rackingly horny(usually make good money when that horny, it just show through I think)......Would love to let lose and bust one while working, but I'd never get away with it, and be fired right then and there.......
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    Yeah, the clear secretions just dry up, but the whiite opaque stuff dries like chalk dust on your pants.
    Geez Sporty, you're just a wealth of knowledge LMAO I had that chalky stuff on my black pants one night after returning from a club. Couldn't figure out WTF it was. All I know is that it was a bitch to get off
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    I guess this is just another strip club hazard!!!

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    Would it be prudent to put that yellow Hazard/Caution tape around dancers who might have this... uh.. problem?

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    i almost hate to have to do this...

    http://www.crha-health.ab.ca/hlthconn/items/vag-dc.htm


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    I think my story may fit here......

    Not long ago at my favorite SC. I saw a dancer I had not seen in quite a while, I proceeded to get a LD and happen to ask; "Where have you been?"
    She replies " I just had a baby 2 months ago" ??? :-[

    She proceeded to squeeze her breats/nipples to get the milk out

    At that point I quickly gave her the $20 and got out of the lap dance area. I realize some of you guys may have liked this act, but not this one

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    i almost hate to have to do this...

    http://www.crha-health.ab.ca/hlthconn/items/vag-dc.htm

    Gee thanks Alanna, that was WAY to much information for me
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    Just FYI, non-orgasmic vaginal secretions can leave that chalky residue on the pants, too.
    Right, she could have the clap.
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    Alanna, that was perfect! Do you have another one like that with cleanup instructions?

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    Gee thanks Alanna, that was WAY to much information for me
    ah... but enough of a reminder that the "residue" you guys are speaking of here probably has nothing to do with an orgasm.


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    thank you alanna. i try and i try and i try. but im a guy, so nobody listens to me. maybe now they'll all stop living in denial.

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