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    A man and woman meet, fall in love, and decide to get married. On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride says to her new groom, "Please promise to be gentle, I am still a virgin." The startled groom asks, "How can that be? You've been married 3 times before." The bride responds... "Well you see it was this way: My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and all he ever wanted to do was look at it. And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he ever wanted to do was............. God I miss him! But you're a lawyer, so now I *know* I'm gonna get screwed!"
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    Man and women meet and start dating. Comes time for sex, the women says i have to tell you something; what is it the man asked? Well i have not been with to many guys before,that's O.K. says the man. The man says i have something to tell you to,what is it asked the women? The man says i'm like a baby down there,that's O.K. says the women. Well they start undressing and the women starts screaming, the man says whats wrong? She says i thought you said you where like a baby down there, he says i am 8 pounds and 21 inches.
    Don't make me spank you!

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