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    Default English: men vs. women

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH




    Yes = No.

    No = Yes.

    Maybe = No.

    We need = I want.

    I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.

    We need to talk = You are in a world of trouble. Yea, last time I heard
    this, I got divorced.

    Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.

    Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

    I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

    Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.

    You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

    Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

    You're so .. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

    Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

    It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

    You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

    I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

    How much do you love me? =I did something today that you're really NOT going
    to like.




    MEN'S ENGLISH




    I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

    I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

    I'm tired = I'm tired.

    Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

    I love you = Let's have sex now.

    I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

    What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.

    May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

    Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

    Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

    Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

    Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
    other guys.

    You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you
    within the next ten minutes.

    Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person
    and then I'd like to have sex with you.

    I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

    lethalsoul

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    Default Re: English: men vs. women

    Too true lethalsoul, too true!!!! LMAO [rotflmao]

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