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    Hilary Clinton's book would be considered a washout it compared to the interest in Amber's sex life thread.

    I happened to look at the column listing "# of Views" per thread. On this page, "Extras" has had a lot of notice; 1109 views since May 27, or 79.214286 per day. Amber's Sex Life has attracted 994 views in 4 days, or 248.5 per day- 4 times the rate of interest. You're an amazing girl Amber!!! I'll put up the $ for your novel.

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    Let's face it, aren't we all really here just to hear about Amber's sex life?

    btw, stop giving her so many ideas... [grr]...first somebody wants to have her sign up for a paypal acct to charge us all, then someone wants to have her write a novel and charge us...I know you guys love to spend a lot of $$$ on women, but you should know when you're getting a good thing for free!!!

    so...what are you going to name the novel, Amber?

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    How about "Amber: Fantasies with Bread"? LOL

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    Puppetry of the Penis...hmmm....nice alliteration...now how could you use that in the title of your novel, Amber....


    Eureka! [idea]

    I've got it: "Vicissitudes of my Vagina"!

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    The interest level in your sex life has INCREASED from yesterday's 248.5 visits per day, to 252.0/day. And that's just at 8:02 AM. You go, girl.

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    The life and times of Earl.
    Don't make me spank you!

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    Title: LMAO

    About the author:

    When Amber is not scoring at Disney World she is the foremost contributor to the SCJ discussion group. Her loyal readers are fascinated by this three input, bi-curious, non-swallowing, multi-orgasmic, furniture destroying passion factory. She started having sex at the tender age of seventeen and has never looked back. This sex kitten cannot go a week without sex unless an ample supply of chocolate is in stock and when she ventures out to a strip club with her many guy ‘pals’ she is looking for action at the stage and in the dark corners of VIP rooms that have become her trademark. Experience the transition from deep emotional sex relationship goddess to the zipper fucking vixen who after watching good porn declares that if she is going to have anal sex anyway she prefers ‘a little playing with rather than just throwing it in there!’

    Besides blowing her boy friends in cars and nearly inflicting injury and death on a small but quaint Canadian province, read as her adventures take you through sex in virtually every compartment of a car, airplane, shower, renaissance fair, cranberry bog, walk in fridge, and, yes, even on her lawyer's desk. The reader will certainly admire and enjoy Amber’s critically acclaimed ‘fuck me now or I am gonna explode’ attitude toward living and working in a society to uptight for it’s own good.

    (Note: this book published on recycled non-stick paper)
    though we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been seen associated with long delays

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