What's "it's" nickname?



What's "it's" nickname?





MARK. A dancer once asked me if it had a name. All I could think of was my middle name. Once I gave it that name, dancers started talking to it, saying "I love you, Mark," etc. And they give their cookies their middle names.





I have not yet picked just one name, as I know too many good ones:
Wedding Tackle, Ah-nuld, Pedro, The Purple Headed Warrior, One-Eyed Wonder, Yogurt Spitter, Woody, Cherry Picker, Strokey McShaft, Lestat's Longtooth, Romance Rocket, and Sir StrokesAlot.
LMAO...hopefully Mr. "Longtooth" isn't too long and sharp for Amber (ouch!)Lestat's LongtoothWatch where you point that thing in the hot tub! LOL





I'm with lestat, I don't have one name for my penis, it really depends upon on the occassion, but I really do like when "Mr Happy" makes an appearance.
Others: the Big Unit, franks and beans (anyone see "Something About Mary"), and who doesn't call it Johnson every once in a while.




One-eyed trouser trout,heat seeking moisture missle,blue veined throber,tally whacker.
Don't make me spank you!




"Mr. Johnson" don't know why ???, just always refered to it as that. "So, let introduce you to Mr. Johnson"![]()
"when it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day" ~ Marty Bucella
This is starting to remind me of that scene from Austin Powers...ROTFLMAO [rotflmao]
how does that Monty Python song go???
"...your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or your cock...you can wrap it up in ribbons or keep it in your sock..."
..something like that LOL





My first ATF named it Pepito...in fact, I think I still have a Yahoo ID floating around with that handle....Now I just refer to it as "little Yoda" or the "the ol'e light saber" A current fav says "uh oh" everytime she causes the inevitable reaction so I may have to change it again...




lol, tiny, thats great.
i never had one until recently. but its too personal to share on here infront of all of you creeps.



money.
Ok, just kidding, but it's the first thing that popped into my head.
Eric.
HeroesWe all imagine ourselves the agents of our destiny, capable of determining our own fate. But have we truly any choice in when we rise, or when we fall, or does a force larger than ourselves bid us our direction. Is it evolution that takes us by the hand, does Science point our way, or is it God who intervenes keeping us safe.
So much struggle for meaning, for purpose. And in the end, we find it only in each other. Our shared experience of the fantastic. And the mundane. The simple human need to find a kindred, to connect. And to know in our hearts... that we are not alone.




LOL, are you serious? you deleted my mark is yoda in an overcoat post? lol, WOW!!!! christ, are you trying to make this stripclublist.com where they delete posts for absolutly no reason, even some that are helpful (i.e. containing concrete facts not pertaining to paticular dancers) and aren't harmful to anyone? if thats the case, then i just witenessed a terrible shame. yes, i realize this post should be in the "site comments" section, but im replying to the removal of a post(actualy two or three posts) in this thread.
say it isn't so chuck? restore liberty to the populace!!! i beg of you!!
Yes your post was deleted because we are talking about names for penises on this thread. Actually, I should delete this one as well, but I'll leave it as an example to others.
Chuck




ok, let me explain. (you can delete the previous two). Sporty calls his penis Mark. Yoda calls his penis Yoda. i made a comment that i was supprised to see yoda and sporty agreeing on many things on this site(since they are usualy butting heads on all other sites) and made a joke that Yoda's penis "yoda" is sporty's penis "mark" in an overcoat(call it a condom if you will. i think i was thinking of the fight scene in the latest star wars film with yoda at the time. just got a mental picture of the robe he was wearing...equated that to a penis in a robe, condom...). so basically pretending to accuse the two of them of being the same person, but using penis names. <deep breath in......hold.....exhale>.


The Man Downstairs, Senior Sausage, Frank & Beans (I do the best retard voice, Richard, just like the movie), and Pedro
The dumb kid is back!
Yaawwwwwn...



yes i agree. I call my cock, my cock plain and simple. No hu hu, pee peeYaawwwwwn...
or weiner, just cock.
whats a PL to do?
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